Tripp
I wanna be on you
+116|6992|So Cal
article: http://www.foxnews.com/wires/2007May31/ … er,00.html

also video on that page.

EDINBURGH, Scotland —  The Loch Ness monster is back _ and there's video. A man has captured what Nessie watchers say is possible footage of the supposed mythical creature beneath Scotland's most mysterious lake.

"I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw this jet black thing, about 45 feet long, moving fairly fast in the water," said Gordon Holmes, the 55-year-old a lab technician from Shipley, Yorkshire, who took the video Saturday.

Nessie watcher and marine biologist Adrian Shine viewed the video and hoped to properly analyze it in the coming months.

"I see myself as a skeptical interpreter of what happens in the loch, but I do keep an open mind about these things and there is no doubt this is some of the best footage I have seen," said Shine, of the Loch Ness 2000 center in Drumnadrochit, on the shores of the lake.

Holmes said whatever it was moved at about 6 mph and kept a fairly straight course.

"My initial thought is it could be a very big eel, they have serpent-like features and they may explain all the sightings in Loch Ness over the years."

Loch Ness is surrounded by myth. It's the largest inland body of water in Britain, and at about 750 feet to the bottom, it's even deeper than the North Sea.

"There are a number of possible explanations to the sightings in the loch. It could be some biological creature, it could just be the waves of the loch or it could some psychological phenomenon in as much as we see what we want to see," Shine said.

While many sightings can be attributed to a drop of the local whisky, legends of Scottish monsters date back to one of the founders of the Christian church in Scotland, St. Columba, who wrote of them in about 565 A.D.

More recently, there have been more than 4,000 purported Nessie sightings since she was first caught on camera by a surgeon on vacation in the 1930s.

Since then, the faithful have speculated about it is a completely unknown species, a sturgeon _ even though they have not been native to Scotland's waters for many years _ or even a last surviving dinosaur.

Real or imagined, Nessie has long been a Scottish emblem. She has been the muse for cuddly toys and immortalized on T-shirts and posters showing her classic three-humped image.

On Thursday, a group of Scottish business owners launched a bid to nominate Loch Ness for World Heritage site status _ though they cited its natural beauty, not Nessie. The Destination Loch Ness consortium must submit the nomination to the British government, which would decide whether to forward it to UNESCO.

The Scottish media is skeptical of Nessie stories but Holmes' footage is of such good quality that even the normally reticent BBC Scotland aired the video on its main news program Tuesday.
what do you guys think?? Also a little Rosie O'donnell bashing in there.

Last edited by Tripp (2007-06-01 14:35:07)

DUnlimited
got any popo lolo intersting?
+1,160|6928|cuntshitlake

Well, Fox...
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Marlboroman82
Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.
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DeathUnlimited wrote:

Well, Fox...
exactly all though i don't know who to trust anymore.
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xBlackPantherx
Grow up, or die
+142|6808|California

DeathUnlimited wrote:

Well, Fox...
Also on yahoo...


Saw the video, it is the best that has been captured, who knows...
Shem
sɥǝɯ
+152|6992|London (At Heart)

DeathUnlimited wrote:

Well, Fox...
Why exactly is Fox News like a chat show?

I dont care about your opinion, tell me the news.

Last edited by Shem (2007-06-01 14:44:31)

Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7086|London, England
lol @ the Fox comments. Watch the video.
topal63
. . .
+533|7183
One caller called in and, more or less, said, "It might be Rosie O'donnell swimming, it's either Nessy or the beast, I am guessing the beast, because I don't believe in the Loch Ness monster."
S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6911|Chicago, IL
Well, i caught the easter bunny, so don't go looking for eggs next year.  The Loch isn't even big enough to sustain a monster if it does exist...
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,993|7097|949

Haha. 

Well the original "photo" was a fake.  How come no scientific device can confirm the existence, but amatuer photographers happen to catch "it"?

You promised Rosie bashing, did I miss it somewhere?

edit:

topal63 wrote:

One caller called in and, more or less, said, "It might be Rosie O'donnell swimming, it's either Nessy or the beast, I am guessing the beast, because I don't believe in the Loch Ness monster."
oh.

Last edited by KEN-JENNINGS (2007-06-01 14:49:48)

Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7221|Scotland

topal63 wrote:

One caller called in and, more or less, said, "It might be Rosie O'donnell swimming, it's either Nessy or the beast, I am guessing the beast, because I don't believe in the Loch Ness monster."


Nessie....don't think it really exists. Such a "huge" thing and with all our "amazing" technology we cannot seem to find it. Bah. Lies.
topal63
. . .
+533|7183

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Haha. 

Well the original "photo" was a fake.  How come no scientific device can confirm the existence, but amatuer photographers happen to catch "it"?

You promised Rosie bashing, did I miss it somewhere?

edit:

topal63 wrote:

One caller called in and, more or less, said, "It might be Rosie O'Donnell swimming, it's either Nessy or the beast, I am guessing the beast, because I don't believe in the Loch Ness monster."
oh.
I asked some of the guys at work (my office) if you had to have sex with either Rosie O'Donnell or the Bond Girl who used to be a man (in her-his-it prime) - which one would you have sex with?

A few of the answers:
"I am thinking maybe Rosie, she might not have been that bad when 12? That was her prime right?"
"The chick who was a dude. ... Rosie, no way, she's more a dude than most dudes."
"Both ... shit I am try-sexual, everyone knows what that means. Bring a midget too!"
"The question is moot - I couldn't get up for either."

Last edited by topal63 (2007-06-01 15:00:37)

Tripp
I wanna be on you
+116|6992|So Cal

topal63 wrote:

"Both ... shit I am try-sexual, everyone knows what that means. Bring a midget too!"
try-sexual?? As in "I'll try anything" ?
OmniDeath
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+726|7109

fox news blows.
topal63
. . .
+533|7183

Tripp wrote:

topal63 wrote:

"Both ... shit I am try-sexual, everyone knows what that means. Bring a midget too!"
try-sexual?? As in "I'll try anything" ?
That question answers itself? Yes...
Tripp
I wanna be on you
+116|6992|So Cal
I was try-sexual when I was playing minor league baseball

sometimes you just have to take one for the team in order for your roommate to get a hot piece.

Last edited by Tripp (2007-06-01 15:09:00)

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