The pun thread V2.0

2007-06-03 14:49:46

#1

bennisboy: Member; +829|7113|Poundland

Okay, I have been told to lay down some guidelines this time.

I'll start it off with a pun, then give a subject for the next person to attempt a pun for.

Also if a pun is not very good I dont want to see any post consisting of

dick wrote:
/fail

However if a pun is bad (as in cringeworthy) it will most likely recieve karma from people who cant believe anyone would say something like that.

My pun:

The old pencil sharpener was considering euthenasia now his blade had gone blunt. Pencils keep going in and out, but it all seemed pointless.

Next subject:

Doctors

Last edited by bennisboy (2007-06-03 14:50:15)

2007-06-03 14:50:43

#2

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7309|Alberta, Canada

The other one was closed for a reason.

2007-06-03 14:51:19

#3

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|7173|67.222.138.85

Ryan wrote:
The other one was closed for a reason.

And this one is fine.

2007-06-03 14:53:03

#4

bennisboy: Member; +829|7113|Poundland

Flaming_Maniac wrote:
Ryan wrote:
The other one was closed for a reason.
And this one is fine.

thanks.

as to Ryan, "If you dont like it, leave" I pointed out

2007-06-03 14:54:05

#5

Shaguart: Titties; +56|6835|Calgary, Canada

The doctor was giving a man a physical, while he was feeling his testicles to see if there was anything wrong, he asked "Do you have any nuts?"

2007-06-03 14:54:32

#6

Sgt.Davi: Touches Himself At Night.; +300|7109|England

A man at a doctors is in quite a rush and when he tells the doctor if he could hurry up the doctor asks him to be patient....

*cue tumbleweed*

2007-06-03 14:56:21

#7

Sgt.Davi: Touches Himself At Night.; +300|7109|England

I would have posted quicker but my computer is so slow it hertz.

2007-06-03 14:57:34

#8

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6956|Gogledd Cymru

Sgt.Davi wrote:
I would have posted quicker but my computer is so slow it hertz.

i almost laughed then i saw youre computer megahertz

2007-06-03 14:58:20

#9

Sgt.Davi: Touches Himself At Night.; +300|7109|England

I'm sorry, it's jut that I'm on a skiing holiday at the moment and its all downhil from here....

2007-06-03 14:59:00

#10

mkxiii: online bf2s mek evasion; +509|6702|Uk

Sgt.Davi wrote:
I would have posted quicker but my computer is so slow it hertz.

/winner

a man walks into the doctors after he was installing a window and it fell on him...

Doctor: where is the pain?
Man: On the floor where it fell on me.

Ba dum bum tish

2007-06-03 15:03:51

#11

Sgt.Davi: Touches Himself At Night.; +300|7109|England

That calendar had angered me for the last time, his days are numbered...

2007-06-03 15:04:02

#12

CanadianLoser: Meow :3 :3; +1,148|6974

old doctors never die, they just lose their patience.

next subject:

Food

2007-06-03 15:05:45

#13

Sgt.Davi: Touches Himself At Night.; +300|7109|England

Animals: The pet store had a great offer today: Buy one dog, get one flea.

2007-06-03 15:05:52

#14

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|7093|UK

Food:

Some people don't like food going to waist.

Next subject:

Animals

2007-06-03 15:07:00

#15

Sgt.Davi: Touches Himself At Night.; +300|7109|England

My mum has one for animals:

What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole?

A hot cross bunny!

2007-06-03 15:08:27

#16

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6956|Gogledd Cymru

What is the difference between a unicorn and lettuce ?
One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.

next subject:

Fat people

2007-06-03 15:08:27

#17

Sgt.Davi: Touches Himself At Night.; +300|7109|England

Hmmm, not sure its a pun but my music teachers favourite joke is:

Whats the difference between and weasel and a stoat?

Ones weasily recognizable, the others stoatily different!

Night.

Oh and this is the animals topic, I just remembered when I relaised I hadn't practised

Last edited by Sgt.Davi (2007-06-03 15:09:04)

2007-06-03 15:12:34

#18

bennisboy: Member; +829|7113|Poundland

surgeon_bond wrote:
What is the difference between a unicorn and lettuce ?
One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.

next subject:

Fat people

Is it me or are there more fat people round these days?
OR
With the growing obesity crisis in the UK, a new scale has been implemented. Its made of reinforced steel.

Next subject:

Tampons

Last edited by bennisboy (2007-06-03 15:14:56)

2007-06-03 15:16:06

#19

bennisboy: Member; +829|7113|Poundland

Tampons:

What did one tampon say to the other?
nothing, they're both stuck up cunts

Okay so I set myself up, who cares.

Next subject:
fruit

2007-06-03 15:17:11

#20

geNius: ..!.,; +144|6908|SoCal

Being overweight is no weigh to live.

https://srejects.com/genius/srejects.png

2007-06-03 15:18:46

#21

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6992|South Florida

surgeon_bond wrote:
What is the difference between a unicorn and lettuce ?
One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.

next subject:

Fat people

Wow. That joke was so lame i can't even stand to continue on in this thread. It flows nicely as a joke but god its so childish and just gay i cant take it.

15 more years! 15 more years!

2007-06-03 15:20:12

#22

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6992|South Florida

bennisboy wrote:
Tampons:

What did one tampon say to the other?
nothing, they're both stuck up cunts

Okay so I set myself up, who cares.

Next subject:
fruit

Hahaha now that tampon one was one of the funniest jokes ive ever heard i am gunna retell that.

15 more years! 15 more years!

2007-06-03 15:20:37

#23

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7157|Devon, England

surgeon_bond wrote:
IRC wrote:
FFLink ~ quick everyone go to the pun thread and post "thats what she said"
FFLink ~ Who's with me ?
Surgeon ~ No one, youre a dick
Entertayner ~ I agree Links made of fail
Hurricane ~ Link /fail
Leetkyle ~ lol link actually is a donutface
Surgeon ~
Entertayner ~ link = failsauce
FFLink ~ i agree im a jebend

Aww, diddums.

Everyone, I stopped giving e-love to Surgeon earlier today so he's going to be a bit pissy.

2007-06-04 01:57:49

#24

bennisboy: Member; +829|7113|Poundland

Dezerteagal5 wrote:
bennisboy wrote:
Tampons:

What did one tampon say to the other?
nothing, they're both stuck up cunts

Okay so I set myself up, who cares.

Next subject:
fruit
Hahaha now that tampon one was one of the funniest jokes ive ever heard i am gunna retell that.

I'm here all week

2007-06-04 02:25:18

#25

Ricerckt93: Member; +69|7119

This thread is excellent......It's like a limp dick.....You can't beat it.

BF2S Forums The pun thread V2.0

dick wrote:

Ryan wrote:

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

Ryan wrote:

Sgt.Davi wrote:

Sgt.Davi wrote:

surgeon_bond wrote:

surgeon_bond wrote:

bennisboy wrote:

surgeon_bond wrote:

IRC wrote:

Dezerteagal5 wrote:

bennisboy wrote:

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