The pun thread V2.0

2007-06-04 03:09:57

#26

bennisboy: Member; +829|7112|Poundland

Aite, well seeing as no-one is setting a topic, I'm goin back to animals

"This goose is the real deal!!!" I said, bringing out the propaganda

Hmmmm the topic for the next few shall be holidays.

I'll get it started

Me and my mate were in Iceland looking for the Northern lights "I cant see it" he said
"I can see orion's belt if thats any constellation" I replied

2007-06-04 04:18:53

#27

TimmmmaaaaH: Damn, I... had something for this; +725|6906|Brisbane, Australia

This thread is made of lame. but hilarious lame.

my favourites so far:

What did one tampon say to the other?
nothing, they're both stuck up cunts

It's like a limp dick.....You can't beat it.

I would have posted quicker but my computer is so slow it hertz.

https://bf3s.com/sigs/5e6a35c97adb20771c7b713312c0307c23a7a36a.png

2007-06-04 04:38:17

#28

mkxiii: online bf2s mek evasion; +509|6702|Uk

i wondered why the mans fist was getting bigger...then it hit me

2007-06-04 04:59:49

#29

bennisboy: Member; +829|7112|Poundland

Two elephants and a plate fell of a cliff

badum, chish

2007-06-04 05:04:12

#30

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6986|Adelaide, South Australia

bennisboy wrote:
Two elephants and a plate fell of a cliff

badum, chish

Can't breathe... laughing too hard...

+1!

2007-06-04 05:05:18

#31

bennisboy: Member; +829|7112|Poundland

TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
This thread is made of lame. but hilarious lame.

my favourites so far:

What did one tampon say to the other?
nothing, they're both stuck up cunts

It's like a limp dick.....You can't beat it.

I would have posted quicker but my computer is so slow it hertz.

That be the whole point

2007-06-04 05:10:45

#32

Ninja_Kid2002: Member; +119|6734|Floodsville, TN, (UK really)

Did you know that a man is seriously injured on holiday every 12 minutes?
And he's getting f*cking sick and tired of it.

My last holiday was in the black forest. It was so good i've gateux go again!

2007-06-04 05:28:04

#33

theit57: I am THE Frodo Baggins.; +124|6865|6 feet under

got these from my friend:

Kids in front of cars cause accidents, accidents in back of cars cause kids.

At every wedding my grandmother used to tease me and say "You're next", she stopped when we started going to funerals and I teased her and said "You're next".

Every day I stand in the park and wonder why frisbees get bigger and bigger as they get closer and closer...
...
...
...
...
...
...Then it hit me.

2007-06-04 05:31:52

#34

=TBG=Zoton: my mum says i'm cool; +22|7121|Australia

There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.

2007-06-04 05:44:16

#35

Vub: The Power of Two; +188|6961|Sydney, Australia

What topic are we up to now? You guys are like maths teachers...keep going off in tangents.

2007-06-04 05:52:50

#36

bennisboy: Member; +829|7112|Poundland

Vub wrote:
What topic are we up to now? You guys are like maths teachers...keep going off in tangents.

lol, nice one.

We are meant to be on fruit!

2007-06-04 06:26:08

#37

Vub: The Power of Two; +188|6961|Sydney, Australia

Seedless to say, the pearents' first purchase was an apricot for their baby tomato to sleep in.

2007-06-04 06:38:00

#38

bennisboy: Member; +829|7112|Poundland

Why wouldn't Noah let the two maggots in an apple on board the ark?
They had to be in pairs

2007-06-04 06:39:33

#39

bennisboy: Member; +829|7112|Poundland

I'd be challenged to shoot an apple of the top of my friends head.
"okay jus let me find were I keep all my arrows" I said quiveringly

2007-06-04 06:46:01

#40

Vub: The Power of Two; +188|6961|Sydney, Australia

The fruitier was having some difficulty unloading bananas from the back of a truck, so he told his assistant to give him a hand.

Did you hear about the tomato who turned to larceny? He was a rotten character.

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2007-06-04 07:22:12