Did Paris Hilton finish high school?

2007-06-05 13:44:56

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blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|7111

Paris Hilton is known as many things. "Scholar" isn't one of them. Still, while nobody would confuse the heiress with a rocket scientist or brain surgeon, she did manage to graduate high school -- in a way.

According to several sources, Hilton attended The Dwight School in New York City, but didn't stick around long enough to wear a cap and gown. However, Ms. Hilton later earned her General Education Degree diploma (GED) after some homeschooling.

Passing the test certifies the taker has academic skills on par with a typical high-school graduate. Connect the dots and you'll realize that, according to our educational system, Paris possesses the intelligence of an average American high-school graduate. Whether that's merely terrifying or a sign of the coming apocalypse, I leave it up to you to decide.

2007-06-05 13:49:32

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heggs: Spamalamadingdong; +581|6854|New York

I'm surprised she even got her GED, the dumb cunt.

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2007-06-05 13:49:48

#3

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|7207|FUCK UBISOFT

blademaster wrote:
Paris possessed the intelligence of an average American high-school graduate.

fixed

although she probabably figured out a way to cheat

2007-06-05 13:49:56

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jord: Member; +2,382|7144|The North, beyond the wall.

heggs wrote:
I'm surprised she even got her GED, the dumb cunt.

Leave her alone.

2007-06-05 13:51:41

#5

heggs: Spamalamadingdong; +581|6854|New York

jord wrote:
heggs wrote:
I'm surprised she even got her GED, the dumb cunt.
Leave her alone.

Any particular reason?

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2007-06-05 13:51:46

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Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7087|London, England

jord wrote:
heggs wrote:
I'm surprised she even got her GED, the dumb cunt.
Leave her alone.

What is it with you, you like Big Brother and PH?

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Why the fuck are we even talking about her, who gives a dogs shite about her or her life.

2007-06-05 13:55:32

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jord: Member; +2,382|7144|The North, beyond the wall.

Mekstizzle wrote:
jord wrote:
heggs wrote:
I'm surprised she even got her GED, the dumb cunt.
Leave her alone.
What is it with you, you like Big Brother and PH?

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Why the fuck are we even talking about her, who gives a dogs shite about her or her life.

I don't really, although I'd like to you know...

Have her a game of Scrabble.

I'm not a fan of BB either, what else is on at 9pm?

2007-06-05 13:56:35

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mkxiii: online bf2s mek evasion; +509|6702|Uk

jord wrote:
Mekstizzle wrote:
jord wrote:

Leave her alone.
What is it with you, you like Big Brother and PH?

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Why the fuck are we even talking about her, who gives a dogs shite about her or her life.
I don't really, although I'd like to you know...

Have her a game of Scrabble.

I'm not a fan of BB either, what else is on at 9pm?

nothing...its better

2007-06-05 13:57:51

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jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6988|...

no I do think she is finnish.

2007-06-05 13:58:38

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Noobeater: Northern numpty; +194|6913|Boulder, CO

BF2 can be on at any time of the day, even 9pm hint, hint you'll find it more entertaining than big brother.

2007-06-05 13:58:39

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Entertayner: Member; +826|7036

Did you know 1 in 6 men in Iowa have had sex with a chicken?

2007-06-05 14:00:31

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jord: Member; +2,382|7144|The North, beyond the wall.

Noobeater wrote:
BF2 can be on at any time of the day, even 9pm hint, hint you'll find it more entertaining than big brother.

I don't have Bf2 at this house.

2007-06-05 14:00:42

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seymorebutts443: Ready for combat; +211|7061|Belchertown Massachusetts, USA

Entertayner wrote:
Did you know 1 in 6 men in Iowa have had sex with a chicken?

i thought that was Wyoming.

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2007-06-05 14:01:14

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jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6988|...

Entertayner wrote:
Did you know 1 in 6 men in Iowa have had sex with a chicken?

When did you move from there?

2007-06-05 14:02:17

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HeadShotAK47: Hand's shaken' / Heart's beatn' / Still Shootin'; +32|7192|Ft. Laudy, FL, USA

People like paris hilton are the reason why the entire world hates america. While she's a rich dumbass with no real reason to be famous or popular. all she does is party and make bad sex videos. people in underdeveloped or america hater countries (aka middle east) look at us and see people like her pissing their money, doing nothing with ther lives, wasting tens of thousands of dollars on botched plastic surgeries and being totally oblivious to the outside world. They should make death squads to take these idiots out.

2007-06-05 14:03:16

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jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6988|...

HeadShotAK47 wrote:
People like paris hilton are the reason why the entire world hates america. While she's a rich dumbass with no real reason to be famous or popular. all she does is party and make bad sex videos. people in underdeveloped or america hater countries (aka middle east) look at us and see people like her pissing their money, doing nothing with ther lives, wasting tens of thousands of dollars on botched plastic surgeries and being totally oblivious to the outside world. They should make death squads to take these idiots out.

I think maybe Bush and Paris share an even hand ... but who will answer for Bjork?

2007-06-05 14:07:53

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jord: Member; +2,382|7144|The North, beyond the wall.

jsnipy wrote:
HeadShotAK47 wrote:
People like paris hilton are the reason why the entire world hates america. While she's a rich dumbass with no real reason to be famous or popular. all she does is party and make bad sex videos. people in underdeveloped or america hater countries (aka middle east) look at us and see people like her pissing their money, doing nothing with ther lives, wasting tens of thousands of dollars on botched plastic surgeries and being totally oblivious to the outside world. They should make death squads to take these idiots out.
I think maybe Bush and Paris share an even hand ... but who will answer for Bjork?

Why has nobody killed Bush yet? The amount of people hate him must be in the millions. The amount of people who seriously wish he was dead must be in the tens of thousands. So why hasn't someone shot him yet?

2007-06-05 14:11:39

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Mouse315: Bash.org Junkie; +105|6986

heggs wrote:
I'm surprised she even got her GED

GED is a rediculously easy test. It is in no way on par with graduating highschool.

I took it so I could take night classes from a college my senior year of highschool, still graduated though.

The GED is a joke.

2007-06-05 14:12:45

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Belx: Member; +4|7143|New York, New York

jord wrote:
jsnipy wrote:
HeadShotAK47 wrote:
People like paris hilton are the reason why the entire world hates america. While she's a rich dumbass with no real reason to be famous or popular. all she does is party and make bad sex videos. people in underdeveloped or america hater countries (aka middle east) look at us and see people like her pissing their money, doing nothing with ther lives, wasting tens of thousands of dollars on botched plastic surgeries and being totally oblivious to the outside world. They should make death squads to take these idiots out.
I think maybe Bush and Paris share an even hand ... but who will answer for Bjork?
Why has nobody killed Bush yet? The amount of people hate him must be in the millions. The amount of people who seriously wish he was dead must be in the tens of thousands. So why hasn't someone shot him yet?

Cheney is the vice president.

That's pretty much all I have to say.

2007-06-05 14:13:07

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HeadShotAK47: Hand's shaken' / Heart's beatn' / Still Shootin'; +32|7192|Ft. Laudy, FL, USA

jord wrote:
jsnipy wrote:
HeadShotAK47 wrote:
People like paris hilton are the reason why the entire world hates america. While she's a rich dumbass with no real reason to be famous or popular. all she does is party and make bad sex videos. people in underdeveloped or america hater countries (aka middle east) look at us and see people like her pissing their money, doing nothing with ther lives, wasting tens of thousands of dollars on botched plastic surgeries and being totally oblivious to the outside world. They should make death squads to take these idiots out.
I think maybe Bush and Paris share an even hand ... but who will answer for Bjork?
Why has nobody killed Bush yet? The amount of people hate him must be in the millions. The amount of people who seriously wish he was dead must be in the tens of thousands. So why hasn't someone shot him yet?

He's got one year left and people hope that he won't nuke the world before he leaves office. Go Obama/Clinton/AnyOneNotRepublican/AnooneNotUberReligious/NorProAmnesty/AntiIraq

Where'd all the good people(candidates) go?

2007-06-05 14:14:52

#21

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|7111

Mouse315 wrote:
heggs wrote:
I'm surprised she even got her GED
GED is a rediculously easy test. It is in no way on par with graduating highschool.

I took it so I could take night classes from a college my senior year of highschool, still graduated though.

The GED is a joke.

Never knew it was that easy like you said lol

2007-06-05 14:33:32

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_j5689_: Dreads & Bergers; +364|7182|Riva, MD

jsnipy wrote:
Entertayner wrote:
Did you know 1 in 6 men in Iowa have had sex with a chicken?
When did you move from there?

When he got tired of having sex with chickens probably.

2007-06-05 14:35:07

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agent146: Member; +127|6852|Jesus Land aka Canada

jord wrote:
jsnipy wrote:
HeadShotAK47 wrote:
People like paris hilton are the reason why the entire world hates america. While she's a rich dumbass with no real reason to be famous or popular. all she does is party and make bad sex videos. people in underdeveloped or america hater countries (aka middle east) look at us and see people like her pissing their money, doing nothing with ther lives, wasting tens of thousands of dollars on botched plastic surgeries and being totally oblivious to the outside world. They should make death squads to take these idiots out.
I think maybe Bush and Paris share an even hand ... but who will answer for Bjork?
Why has nobody killed Bush yet? The amount of people hate him must be in the millions. The amount of people who seriously wish he was dead must be in the tens of thousands. So why hasn't someone shot him yet?

because he so leet haxor. but as for hilton...man seriously in the beginning i never know why she is famous....i still don't.

2007-06-05 14:35:46

#24

Mouse315: Bash.org Junkie; +105|6986

blademaster wrote:
Never knew it was that easy like you said lol

Almost all of the answers were given in the question, or they had a picture to refer to.

2007-06-05 14:38:56

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RedTwizzler: I do it for the lulz.; +124|7003|Chicago

jord wrote:
I'm not a fan of BB either, what else is on at 9pm?

That's like saying "well, all I have is this bowl of razor blades, but I won't be able to fuck anything else tonight..."

Sometimes nothing is the best option.

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