RedTwizzler
I do it for the lulz.
+124|7010|Chicago
I lol'd the entire time I read this thread.

I have only one thing to say: SUCKS TO BE YOU.
Major.League.Infidel
Make Love and War
+303|6951|Communist Republic of CA, USA
Can we please Sticky this?
Anfidurl
Use the bumper, that's what its for!
+103|7065|Lexington, Kentucky

AllmightyOz wrote:

i need a link damnit
karma karma its callin u
i will give u 5 karma if u can find a store i can buy it at too
You are asking for the impossible. "Plan B" is RX only in the USA.
Sorry dude. But there is a chance she wouldn't conceive anyway.

If she does, there are options you and her can discuss. (Hint: let her have her way.)
If she doesn't, thank your lucky stars.
RicoAtPublix
Im not cleaning Aisle 2
+27|6953|F-Dub, FL./ Destin, FL.
At publix in the southeast, my girl works in the Rx. She said that Emergency unprotected sex pills  are  available if you ask the pharmacist and if you are 18. Maybe other Rx's have it and could take care of you?

Last edited by RicoAtPublix (2007-06-06 19:38:47)

specops10-4
Member
+108|7216|In the hills
I think he just just trying to make us think he got laid.  I know he never will.
cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6762|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

Major.League.Infidel wrote:

Can we please Sticky this?
Seconded.
https://i.imgur.com/PfIpcdn.gif
RoosterCantrell
Goodbye :)
+399|6952|Somewhere else

Anfidurl wrote:

AllmightyOz wrote:

i need a link damnit
karma karma its callin u
i will give u 5 karma if u can find a store i can buy it at too
You are asking for the impossible. "Plan B" is RX only in the USA.
Sorry dude. But there is a chance she wouldn't conceive anyway.

If she does, there are options you and her can discuss. (Hint: let her have her way.)
If she doesn't, thank your lucky stars.
Hmm. ok, not saying youre wrong but, My GF goes and gets birth control from the health clinic.  Recently, she was on antibiotics, which MANY OF YOU DON'T KNOW=MAKES BIRTH CONTROL NOT NOT NOT NOT WORK.

So, they gave her her Birth control pills and a bunch of condoms.   Now, they said if in case something happens take the morning after pill and gave her a few in individually wrapped pouches.

So, no RX, and they gave her some.  Northern Illinois.  I am mere steps away from a few of them.    bad situation for you, wish I could help.

Considering its called "morning after" and not "days away" you better act fast.

Last edited by RoosterCantrell (2007-06-06 19:43:28)

DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|7157|United States of America
If you were gay and had buttsecks you wouldn't be having this problem, you see?
specops10-4
Member
+108|7216|In the hills

DesertFox- wrote:

If you were gay and had buttsecks you wouldn't be having this problem, you see?
Well he would have aids...
ShoopDaWhoop
Banned
+53|6805

AllmightyOz wrote:

well i had a condom on but things got kinky and idk what the fuck happened to it. it wasnt in her lol. i did pull and pray tho
This happened to me the other night with some girl off myspace, I pulled out to find my rubber had gone, like a david blaine magic trick. Turned out it had come off inside her and gone right up there. I managed to hook it out with my finger and then proceeded to throw it in her face and laugh at her.
ShoopDaWhoop
Banned
+53|6805
ps.

I dont want to get her cubby

Last edited by ShoopDaWhoop (2007-06-06 19:55:32)

RoosterCantrell
Goodbye :)
+399|6952|Somewhere else

specops10-4 wrote:

DesertFox- wrote:

If you were gay and had buttsecks you wouldn't be having this problem, you see?
Well he would have aids...
ghey=AIDS?

Plus your sig.

to prove your not ONLY a j-10 whore you post stats for an account whos favorite map is Wake, half of the time IS spent aviator, and 72% of kills is while flying.

FAIL.

and in case you are kidding around. STILL FAIL.
R3v4n
We shall beat to quarters!
+433|6959|Melbourne

lol, sux2bu

.

Sorry i cant help.
~ Do you not know that in the service … one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?
ShoopDaWhoop
Banned
+53|6805
haha you fail for bringing bf2 stats in to a thread about this guys emergency problem.
RoosterCantrell
Goodbye :)
+399|6952|Somewhere else

RoosterCantrell wrote:

specops10-4 wrote:

DesertFox- wrote:

If you were gay and had buttsecks you wouldn't be having this problem, you see?
Well he would have aids...
ghey=AIDS?

Plus your sig.

to prove your not ONLY a j-10 whore you post stats for an account whos favorite map is Wake, half of the time IS spent aviator, and 72% of kills is while flying.

FAIL.

and in case you are kidding around. STILL FAIL.
EDIT: I pulled out my wrench and fixed the tracks to prevent the derail.

Talk to her about going to a doctor.   Hopefully your somewhere that doesnt buttseks the bible and will be reasonable with you.   Most doctors are pretty smart, obviously, and should be able to realize that this unbron will be a nobody and the parents wont be able to support him/her.
insanchef711
Member
+6|6948|Indiana USA
many pharmacies will allow a doctor to phone in a prescritption  for a morning after pill without an appintment with a doctor, it depends on the state you live in.  call your or hers  pcp or ob,   some hospitals will even do it for you but not the religious ones   ie  st. joseph, st peter you get the picture.  what ever you or she does you shouldn't  douche, use a tampon for asborbtion, or stick anything else up there to try to get them out, it will only give them a boost to get in their quicker.  spermacid eis too late at this point.  call doctor first thing in the morning  or planned parent hood.  it not too late but you have to act quickly.       

you can karma me at your convience,  btw there is no online way to do this unless your phamacy allows online orders etc sorry
{uscm}Jyden
You likey leaky?
+433|7151|In You Endo- Stoke

ShoopDaWhoop wrote:

AllmightyOz wrote:

well i had a condom on but things got kinky and idk what the fuck happened to it. it wasnt in her lol. i did pull and pray tho
This happened to me the other night with some girl off myspace, I pulled out to find my rubber had gone, like a david blaine magic trick. Turned out it had come off inside her and gone right up there. I managed to hook it out with my finger and then proceeded to throw it in her face and laugh at her.
ROFL

You should of took a picutre and had it as your myspace pic.

Condom should be the last form of protection,jesus you should make sure they are taking something else for birth control.

Spray and pray FTW!
ShoopDaWhoop
Banned
+53|6805

{uscm}Jyden wrote:

ShoopDaWhoop wrote:

AllmightyOz wrote:

well i had a condom on but things got kinky and idk what the fuck happened to it. it wasnt in her lol. i did pull and pray tho
This happened to me the other night with some girl off myspace, I pulled out to find my rubber had gone, like a david blaine magic trick. Turned out it had come off inside her and gone right up there. I managed to hook it out with my finger and then proceeded to throw it in her face and laugh at her.
ROFL

You should of took a picutre and had it as your myspace pic.

Condom should be the last form of protection,jesus you should make sure they are taking something else for birth control.

Spray and pray FTW!
If I went by that motto, I'd be paying so much child welfare by now I'd probably be in a lot of debt why arent you on xfire n00b
{uscm}Jyden
You likey leaky?
+433|7151|In You Endo- Stoke

ShoopDaWhoop wrote:

If I went by that motto, I'd be paying so much child welfare by now I'd probably be in a lot of debt why arent you on xfire n00b
Cus i'm at work,and they got this place locked down *tim westwood style*

Also lesson to you all,i have a child and another on the way,see this how you could end up.Working night shifts spending 95% of the time on here!
Roger Lesboules
Ah ben tabarnak!
+316|7050|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!
What the fuck...they dont give away those Morning after pill in USA?..Woah sucks to be you guys...sorry but seriously...we have em over there for free    I told you that Quebec rocks...Hurricane know what im talking about!
-=]NS[=-G.I.Doh
MMMmmmmmm Dooonutz!
+13|6676|Out for donutz!

Deadmonkiefart wrote:

Doh!
Yes? You called?
Roger Lesboules
Ah ben tabarnak!
+316|7050|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

WhiteStain wrote:

AllmightyOz wrote:

naw i dont want her to get chubby man and im serious
Well you should have used the hershey highway then.
I lol'd at the hersey highway!
SonderKommando
Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....
+564|7132|The darkside of Denver
Its available in Colorado w/o a perscription, i picked my wife up some yesterday at walgreens. its forty bucks.  I think it varys from state to state. YOU have to be eighteen to purchase it, and i bought it without my wife so your gf shouldnt even need to go w. you.
TimmmmaaaaH
Damn, I... had something for this
+725|6912|Brisbane, Australia

This is hilarious.
https://bf3s.com/sigs/5e6a35c97adb20771c7b713312c0307c23a7a36a.png
Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6918|The Land of Scott Walker
Looks like you've got time, man.

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/mornin … ll/AN00592
The morning-after pill is designed to be taken within 72 hours of intercourse with a second dose taken 12 hours later. Side effects may include nausea, vomiting, abdominal pain, fatigue and headache. According to the Food and Drug Administration, the morning-after pill is 80 percent effective in preventing pregnancy after a single act of unprotected sex.

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