Slice or puncture

2007-06-07 15:56:58

#1

Stingray24: Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy; +1,060|6891|The Land of Scott Walker

You guessed it, the wife wants me to get a vasectomy. Both times that my wife was not on the pill and I didn’t use anything, my super sperm formed the silver bullet and scored a bullseye. Hence I must remove the bullets so no rounds get downrange. I’ve decided it’s for the best and it would be nice to not have to use contraceptives anymore, so I have two choices.

1 - Standard procedure where an incision is made in the sack, the tube is cut then sutured, cauterized, or clipped in order to close them off.

2 - No-scalpel procedure where a special forceps punctures (rather than cuts) the skin. In the one tiny puncture both tubes are tied off, cauterized or blocked. This doesn't require any sutures.

As all men do, I have this aversion to having sharp instruments near my balls, let alone slicing or puncturing the boys, but these are the only options. Anyone had the 2nd type done? Also, how are things with your lady afterward?

2007-06-07 15:58:52

#2

OmniDeath: ~; +726|7090

ask atg, he is has nice thread about his experience somewhere

2007-06-07 15:59:09

#3

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7067|London, England

Kinda sick asking this but....so when you get the thing, is there like...no more juice? Or just juice but no tadpoles?

I can't believe i asked that but there you go.

2007-06-07 15:59:39

#4

Superslim: BF2s Frat Brother; +211|7138|Calgary

On another note, the wife can get her tubes tied, but to answer your question, I would (eventually will) get procedure # 1. I think a cut is better puncture.

2007-06-07 16:00:53

#5

Superslim: BF2s Frat Brother; +211|7138|Calgary

Mekstizzle wrote:
Kinda sick asking this but....so when you get the thing, is there like...no more juice? Or just juice but no tadpoles?

I can't believe i asked that but there you go.

lol........No tadpoles

2007-06-07 16:01:07

#6

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|7117|UK

Mekstizzle wrote:
Kinda sick asking this but....so when you get the thing, is there like...no more juice? Or just juice but no tadpoles?

I can't believe i asked that but there you go.

Man batter without the tadpoles.

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2007-06-07 16:01:38

#7

KylieTastic: Games, Girls, Guinness; +85|6898|Cambridge, UK

I think I would go for Slice ( just no dice )

2007-06-07 16:02:50

#8

Stingray24: Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy; +1,060|6891|The Land of Scott Walker

Yes, I know ATG has been under the knife recently. This is slightly different because there's a choice of procedure involved. Feel free to chime in about the subject in general.

Edit: love the analogies so far. No tadpoles. It's 90% water so after the tadpoles are gone I guess you pretty much have a fire hose.

Last edited by Stingray24 (2007-06-07 16:07:48)

2007-06-07 16:10:45

#9

Braddock: Agitator; +916|6736|Éire

m3thod wrote:
Mekstizzle wrote:
Kinda sick asking this but....so when you get the thing, is there like...no more juice? Or just juice but no tadpoles?

I can't believe i asked that but there you go.
Man batter without the tadpoles.

Call me old fashioned but I agree with m3thod on this one, no chick would get me on the operating table for that one.

2007-06-07 16:16:13

#10

ghostgr: 177th Field Artillery; +39|7187|In your head

Stingray24 wrote:
You guessed it, the wife wants me to get a vasectomy. Both times that my wife was not on the pill and I didn’t use anything, my super sperm formed the silver bullet and scored a bullseye. Hence I must remove the bullets so no rounds get downrange. I’ve decided it’s for the best and it would be nice to not have to use contraceptives anymore, so I have two choices.

1 - Standard procedure where an incision is made in the sack, the tube is cut then sutured, cauterized, or clipped in order to close them off.

2 - No-scalpel procedure where a special forceps punctures (rather than cuts) the skin. In the one tiny puncture both tubes are tied off, cauterized or blocked. This doesn't require any sutures.

As all men do, I have this aversion to having sharp instruments near my balls, let alone slicing or puncturing the boys, but these are the only options. Anyone had the 2nd type done? Also, how are things with your lady afterward?

Yeh use a condomn or give her some spermicide shit or whatever.

2007-06-07 16:16:49

#11

Stingray24: Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy; +1,060|6891|The Land of Scott Walker

I decided it was better to do this than have my wife's tubes tied, Braddock. It's major surgery for a woman compared to outpatient for a man.

ghostgr wrote:
Yeh use a condomn or give her some spermicide shit or whatever.

Been using condoms, but after sex during pregnancy without condoms, she wants the condoms gone for the "real thing" and spermicide kinda gets in the way of some things.

Last edited by Stingray24 (2007-06-07 16:27:42)

2007-06-07 16:18:06

#12

Yaocelotl: :D; +221|7096|Keyboard

This might help you :

https://www.madehow.com/images/hpm_0000_0007_0_img0054.jpg

Last edited by Yaocelotl (2007-06-07 16:20:51)

2007-06-07 16:20:36

#13

Stingray24: Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy; +1,060|6891|The Land of Scott Walker

I don't want to ask what's on the blade.

Edit: Oh now it changed from a knife with a weird substance on the blade to a head chopper. Women must fear you.

Last edited by Stingray24 (2007-06-07 16:23:04)

2007-06-07 16:26:02

#14

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|7076|Washington, DC

I say just take a shotgun, take aim, and hope it doesn't hit anything vital!

2007-06-07 16:30:44

#15

Stingray24: Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy; +1,060|6891|The Land of Scott Walker

If we had no kids I'd take that approach, but I can't afford another one!

2007-06-07 16:32:26

#16

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|7076|Washington, DC

Stingray24 wrote:
If we had no kids I'd take that approach, but I can't afford another one!

Fair enough. Balls, blender, and a boatload of morphine?

2007-06-07 16:33:28

#17

Stingray24: Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy; +1,060|6891|The Land of Scott Walker

Hurricane wrote:
Stingray24 wrote:
If we had no kids I'd take that approach, but I can't afford another one!
Fair enough. Balls, blender, and a boatload of morphine?

I hope I don't have Dr. Hurricane when I go in.

2007-06-07 16:35:15

#18

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|7076|Washington, DC

Hah. Well, I figure either way is gonna suck. I don't see the difference between slicing open the sacred sack (which they probably give local anesthetic for) and pinching it. Get a rag soaked in Baileys and bite down on it if you must

2007-06-07 16:42:33

#19

Cerpin_Taxt: Member; +155|6649

Just use the pull out method.

2007-06-07 16:44:27

#20

Dragonclaw: Member; +186|6751|Florida

Do what that guy on malcom in the middle did, fake it. Pretend to go have it done, sit for a week with an ice pack on your nuts, and hope she falls for it.

2007-06-07 16:46:42

#21

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7289|Alberta, Canada

I love your use of metaphors.

2007-06-07 16:49:04

#22

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy: Member; +69|7155|th3 unkn0wn

Cerpin_Taxt wrote:
Just use the pull out method.

Or there's always the "back door" approach

2007-06-07 16:50:15

#23

Stingray24: Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy; +1,060|6891|The Land of Scott Walker

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy wrote:
Cerpin_Taxt wrote:
Just use the pull out method.
Or there's always the "back door" approach

Yes, but one must use that sparingly. Otherwise one does not get near either door as often.

2007-06-07 17:10:20

#24

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|7203|Argentina

I dunno, I would never do that. I read somewhere you can develop impotence afterwards.

2007-06-07 17:17:23

#25

Commie Killer: Member; +192|6833

I really dont wanna have to worry about having to do that later in life, or especially what serge said. Too bad a birth control pill hasnt been developed that lasts for a month or so.

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