Sodomy?Stingray24 wrote:
Yes, but one must use that sparingly. Otherwise one does not get near either door as often.{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy wrote:
Or there's always the "back door" approachCerpin_Taxt wrote:
Just use the pull out method.
This is truly the most horrifying thread in DAST.
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So wait... What happens when your supposed to cum? I mean... Don't your balls still make semen? Where does that go...Stingray24 wrote:
You guessed it, the wife wants me to get a vasectomy. Both times that my wife was not on the pill and I didn’t use anything, my super sperm formed the silver bullet and scored a bullseye. Hence I must remove the bullets so no rounds get downrange. I’ve decided it’s for the best and it would be nice to not have to use contraceptives anymore, so I have two choices.
1 - Standard procedure where an incision is made in the sack, the tube is cut then sutured, cauterized, or clipped in order to close them off.
2 - No-scalpel procedure where a special forceps punctures (rather than cuts) the skin. In the one tiny puncture both tubes are tied off, cauterized or blocked. This doesn't require any sutures.
As all men do, I have this aversion to having sharp instruments near my balls, let alone slicing or puncturing the boys, but these are the only options. Anyone had the 2nd type done? Also, how are things with your lady afterward?
15 more years! 15 more years!
Your balls produce semen without seamen.Dezerteagal5 wrote:
So wait... What happens when your supposed to cum? I mean... Don't your balls still make semen? Where does that go...Stingray24 wrote:
You guessed it, the wife wants me to get a vasectomy. Both times that my wife was not on the pill and I didn’t use anything, my super sperm formed the silver bullet and scored a bullseye. Hence I must remove the bullets so no rounds get downrange. I’ve decided it’s for the best and it would be nice to not have to use contraceptives anymore, so I have two choices.
1 - Standard procedure where an incision is made in the sack, the tube is cut then sutured, cauterized, or clipped in order to close them off.
2 - No-scalpel procedure where a special forceps punctures (rather than cuts) the skin. In the one tiny puncture both tubes are tied off, cauterized or blocked. This doesn't require any sutures.
As all men do, I have this aversion to having sharp instruments near my balls, let alone slicing or puncturing the boys, but these are the only options. Anyone had the 2nd type done? Also, how are things with your lady afterward?
Indeed. Yay.Kmarion wrote:
This is truly the most horrifying thread in DAST.
I'll remember that -- don't be surprised if one day you're taking in a delightful stroll down D&ST Avenue when suddenly you see... well... unspeakable horrors!!Kmarion wrote:
This is truly the most horrifying thread in DAST.
If it's not broken, don't fix it.
Ohhhh i see. Nice.... Ouch....sergeriver wrote:
Your balls produce semen without seamen.Dezerteagal5 wrote:
So wait... What happens when your supposed to cum? I mean... Don't your balls still make semen? Where does that go...Stingray24 wrote:
You guessed it, the wife wants me to get a vasectomy. Both times that my wife was not on the pill and I didn’t use anything, my super sperm formed the silver bullet and scored a bullseye. Hence I must remove the bullets so no rounds get downrange. I’ve decided it’s for the best and it would be nice to not have to use contraceptives anymore, so I have two choices.
1 - Standard procedure where an incision is made in the sack, the tube is cut then sutured, cauterized, or clipped in order to close them off.
2 - No-scalpel procedure where a special forceps punctures (rather than cuts) the skin. In the one tiny puncture both tubes are tied off, cauterized or blocked. This doesn't require any sutures.
As all men do, I have this aversion to having sharp instruments near my balls, let alone slicing or puncturing the boys, but these are the only options. Anyone had the 2nd type done? Also, how are things with your lady afterward?
15 more years! 15 more years!
lol, I really haven't had problems, feels a bit wierd though. Well anyways good luck with that bro and I hope your voice don't change much LOL!Stingray24 wrote:
I decided it was better to do this than have my wife's tubes tied, Braddock. It's major surgery for a woman compared to outpatient for a man.Been using condoms, but after sex during pregnancy without condoms, she wants the condoms gone for the "real thing" and spermicide kinda gets in the way of some things.ghostgr wrote:
Yeh use a condomn or give her some spermicide shit or whatever.
Just get the cut method...Having a puncture wound does not sound good at all in that area. Its like going in blind, what if they hit a nerve or something. I had the cut method and I am fine afterwards. Everything is just the same afterwards.
It was a bit uncomfortable, but now, its worth it.
When you get it done, you have to post the name of your Urologis. Mine was Dr. Wadsworth. No joke.
It was a bit uncomfortable, but now, its worth it.
When you get it done, you have to post the name of your Urologis. Mine was Dr. Wadsworth. No joke.
*shudder*
Woman tubes.
Honestly, the second one sounds better to me. Sounds like it would be easier to have reversed, should the need arise.
WHAT? Trickery! Dont't do it. She can get clipped not you. You'll regret it man....Stingray24 wrote:
You guessed it, the wife wants me to get a vasectomy. Both times that my wife was not on the pill and I didn’t use anything, my super sperm formed the silver bullet and scored a bullseye. Hence I must remove the bullets so no rounds get downrange. I’ve decided it’s for the best and it would be nice to not have to use contraceptives anymore, so I have two choices.
1 - Standard procedure where an incision is made in the sack, the tube is cut then sutured, cauterized, or clipped in order to close them off.
2 - No-scalpel procedure where a special forceps punctures (rather than cuts) the skin. In the one tiny puncture both tubes are tied off, cauterized or blocked. This doesn't require any sutures.
As all men do, I have this aversion to having sharp instruments near my balls, let alone slicing or puncturing the boys, but these are the only options. Anyone had the 2nd type done? Also, how are things with your lady afterward?
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
I hate to sound too graphic but,
The length of time the orgasim takes and the intensity of it increased aftr my ball sniping.
Go for it, it was pain, but all in all worth it.
The length of time the orgasim takes and the intensity of it increased aftr my ball sniping.
Go for it, it was pain, but all in all worth it.
I heard the same rumor. From the research on the net I’ve done and the doctors I’ve talked to so far, the impotence is purely psychological.sergeriver wrote:
I dunno, I would never do that. I read somewhere you can develop impotence afterwards.
Only with a woman.Phrozenbot wrote:
Sodomy?
Thanks, man. I think the frozen bag of peas will lower my voice back to proper level.ghostgr wrote:
lol, I really haven't had problems, feels a bit wierd though. Well anyways good luck with that bro and I hope your voice don't change much LOL!Stingray24 wrote:
I decided it was better to do this than have my wife's tubes tied, Braddock. It's major surgery for a woman compared to outpatient for a man.Been using condoms, but after sex during pregnancy without condoms, she wants the condoms gone for the "real thing" and spermicide kinda gets in the way of some things.ghostgr wrote:
Yeh use a condomn or give her some spermicide shit or whatever.
I’m leaning that direction, too. The puncture just sounds like a shot in the dark. Wait, um, oh well, can’t think of a better phrase. I’ll make sure to post my Doc’s name.smtt686 wrote:
Just get the cut method...Having a puncture wound does not sound good at all in that area. Its like going in blind, what if they hit a nerve or something. I had the cut method and I am fine afterwards. Everything is just the same afterwards.
It was a bit uncomfortable, but now, its worth it.
When you get it done, you have to post the name of your Urologis. Mine was Dr. Wadsworth. No joke.
No reverse, no reverse. Only forward gears after this.Anfidurl wrote:
Honestly, the second one sounds better to me. Sounds like it would be easier to have reversed, should the need arise.
I know she can, but the woman’s procedure has more side effects than the procedure for us guys. We’re done at 2 kids so this is the best thing to do.DBBrinson1 wrote:
WHAT? Trickery! Dont't do it. She can get clipped not you. You'll regret it man....
Sahweet! Thanks for the report. I was wondering if you made it through.ATG wrote:
I hate to sound too graphic but,
The length of time the orgasim takes and the intensity of it increased aftr my ball sniping.
Go for it, it was pain, but all in all worth it.
Dynamite.... you won't feel a thing...