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1. They hate freedom
As proven in “From Russia With Love”, if you happen to be Sean Connery a communist woman will piss you off so bad with her wanton disregard for the love of freedom that you will have no choice but to slap her down!
2. Castro won’t die
I don’t know how to say this without sounding completely politically incorrect, so I will just state it bluntly. Fidel Castro looks like a cross between an old Jewish guy and Osama Bin Laden. He reminds me of a bad Halloween costume. He must be destroyed.
3. Tony Montana hated commies
To entice Tony Montana to kill most people, you would need to pay him cold hard cash. He would proudly kill a commie for free. Tony was an excellent judge of character.
4. They killed Apollo Creed
Those bastards!
5. The Wolverines!
Because American high school kids can take down an entire army of dirty communist invaders even without proper military training or the luxury of weapons. Movies don’t lie.
6. Chinese craftsmanship
Ever had a piece of electronic equipment fail only to open it up and see some crazed Chinaman had put his language all over the parts? Of course you have. We all have. Welcome to the world of the inevitable.
7. Karl Marx’s beard
That thing is wily. Never trust a man who doesn’t properly groom his beard unless his name is Bruce Willis and he needs your help to kill some terrorists.
8. Hot Russian chicks
There are a lot of really hot commie girls. Beware, for they will attempt to steal your soul in the name of all that is not Reagan. They also may decide to sell you to some guys who want to torture and kill you. I learned that from the TV.
9. The apparent shortage of bread
I am a pretty big fan of bread. It makes meat taste better. I also like not having to wait in long lines to get it. Making bread isn’t that hard. Stick the dough in the oven…wait… and you’re done. I wonder why Gorbechev found that so challenging?
1. They hate freedom
As proven in “From Russia With Love”, if you happen to be Sean Connery a communist woman will piss you off so bad with her wanton disregard for the love of freedom that you will have no choice but to slap her down!
2. Castro won’t die
I don’t know how to say this without sounding completely politically incorrect, so I will just state it bluntly. Fidel Castro looks like a cross between an old Jewish guy and Osama Bin Laden. He reminds me of a bad Halloween costume. He must be destroyed.
3. Tony Montana hated commies
To entice Tony Montana to kill most people, you would need to pay him cold hard cash. He would proudly kill a commie for free. Tony was an excellent judge of character.
4. They killed Apollo Creed
Those bastards!
5. The Wolverines!
Because American high school kids can take down an entire army of dirty communist invaders even without proper military training or the luxury of weapons. Movies don’t lie.
6. Chinese craftsmanship
Ever had a piece of electronic equipment fail only to open it up and see some crazed Chinaman had put his language all over the parts? Of course you have. We all have. Welcome to the world of the inevitable.
7. Karl Marx’s beard
That thing is wily. Never trust a man who doesn’t properly groom his beard unless his name is Bruce Willis and he needs your help to kill some terrorists.
8. Hot Russian chicks
There are a lot of really hot commie girls. Beware, for they will attempt to steal your soul in the name of all that is not Reagan. They also may decide to sell you to some guys who want to torture and kill you. I learned that from the TV.
9. The apparent shortage of bread
I am a pretty big fan of bread. It makes meat taste better. I also like not having to wait in long lines to get it. Making bread isn’t that hard. Stick the dough in the oven…wait… and you’re done. I wonder why Gorbechev found that so challenging?