kylef
Gone
+1,352|6963|N. Ireland
Mine would have to be:

In school, I ripped some foam out of a bus seat on the way to games (PE). The next thing you know, other people do it, and I get the blame. I get a record of Vandalism, a suspension warning, 2 Saturday morning detentions and a £60 fine ;/

you?
FlamingPhenix
I'm in ya base, drinking ya booze
+44|7026|Behind you, with a knife
well when i was young(10years or so... don't remember) i putted a paperclip in the electricity plug in the gym, that way all the other in the school blown up at the same time and they all made fuzzy smoke for 2 hours. I got kicked out of the gym for the rest of the year...

EDIT: PaperClip FTW

Last edited by FlamingPhenix (2007-06-10 14:03:31)

daffytag
cheese-it!
+104|7045
20 mins in the 'Naughty Chair'.

I forget what I did to deserve it.

Last edited by daffytag (2007-06-10 14:06:26)

Hurricane
Banned
+1,153|7100|Washington, DC

In 8th grade, I was charged with plagiarism. What happened? I had written a pretty good lab report for science. My two good friends at the time asked me if they could see my report, just to have an idea of what to write. I e-mailed a copy to each, figured nothing was wrong with that.

Well, my friends were not exactly the brightest bulbs at times. And this was one of those times. One of my friends copied a few sentences from the intro paragraph; not terrible compared to the other offense. My other friend, well, he copied the entire intro paragraph. The whole fucking thing. What a dumbass!

So we all submit them, and bah. A week or so later, my science teacher asks me to come with her. We go to the principal's office, where I see my two friends. Turns out my science teacher wasn't a dumbass; she noticed that both of their reports were similar to mine. Thankfully, they were honest enough to admit they ripped off my work. I got a firm "omg u tard" from the principal (who doesn't like me at all), and it was put down onto my permanent record even though all I did was send them the file for reference purposes.

Not too bad tbh. I had gotten into a scrape a few months earlier which resulted in nothing more than a chat with the principal, and was blamed for writing very mean things about students on a blog (I never did such a thing; it was another student). Which again, resulted in just a chat with the principal and a typed apology.
Microwave
_
+515|7125|Loughborough Uni / Leeds, UK

daffytag wrote:

Naughty Chair.
Haha, I was going to say that....well naughty step for me!
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|7190|California

I got my school computer privileges taken away after I set all the home pages to meatspin, I scrambled the whole freshman classes passwords into a 54 letter and number combination that not even myself knew.

I didn't get a detention though, as they didn't know it was me. I got it taken away for using a proxy
Dragonclaw
Member
+186|6775|Florida
I honestly dont remember. My dad punished me for so much pointless shit it isnt even funny. Dumbest thing I remember is when I used to go to this meeting kind of crafts/games thing when I was about 6 or 7. Well I went in the hall to go to the bathroom and ran into a friend who was sneaking around the hall and guess what, the lady that drove me there walks out and assumes that were both walking around the halls which was apparently against the fucking gay "rules". Well when she drives me home (my mom was away for the day or something) she tells me dad that we were walking around the halls on purpose when we werent supposed to. Of course my dad is a fucking dumbass who believes ANYTHING and he sent me straight to my room for about 4 hours until my mom got home and the shit got straightened out. Now THAT was just dumb shit. There was ALOT of other stuff like that. My parents used to have a retarded habit of punishing me for things that I didnt do. Another really fucking horrible thing that happened like 2 or 3 years ago was when my parents for NO reason decided that I could only go on the computer on the weekends and not the weekdays. That would be fine and all except at that time I had NOTHING else to do all day. I would get done with school at 2ish (im homeschooled) and Id end up sitting around for 6 hours doing NOTHING because there was absolutely nothing at all to do. No kids in the neighborhood I lived in, nothing to do AT ALL for 6 or 7 hours every day for like a month. I never understood it, I always got good grades in school so I guess they were just trying to really piss me off. I really have the worse parents ever now that I think about it, good thing theyre getting divorced so I dont have to deal with them both at once.
delta4bravo*nl*
Dutch Delight
+68|7222
Lost 2 ranks and was fined $5000 for KOing an officer, its still the best day in my life.
David.P
Banned
+649|6744
@'[NeMe$i$.Dr4g0ncl4w]']
Same here man. Now i'm 18 and i dont talk to them that much they just leave me alone and let me play bf2.

delta4bravo*nl* wrote:

Lost 2 ranks and was fined $5000 for KOing an officer, its still the best day in my life.
Really? What did he do that was so deserving(Even though alot of them deserve it) And what rank were you demoted from?
Scorpion0x17
can detect anyone's visible post count...
+691|7236|Cambridge (UK)

[NeMe$i$.Dr4g0ncl4w] wrote:

I honestly dont remember. My dad punished me for so much pointless shit it isnt even funny.
In my case it was mostly because my brother blamed me for everything he did - I always protested my innocence, but then so did my brother - hence we both got punished.

My brother was a cunt.
Entertayner
Member
+826|7041

I got a smacked bottie once.
bennisboy
Member
+829|7116|Poundland

Hurricane wrote:

In 8th grade, I was charged with plagiarism. What happened? I had written a pretty good lab report for science. My two good friends at the time asked me if they could see my report, just to have an idea of what to write. I e-mailed a copy to each, figured nothing was wrong with that.

Well, my friends were not exactly the brightest bulbs at times. And this was one of those times. One of my friends copied a few sentences from the intro paragraph; not terrible compared to the other offense. My other friend, well, he copied the entire intro paragraph. The whole fucking thing. What a dumbass!

So we all submit them, and bah. A week or so later, my science teacher asks me to come with her. We go to the principal's office, where I see my two friends. Turns out my science teacher wasn't a dumbass; she noticed that both of their reports were similar to mine. Thankfully, they were honest enough to admit they ripped off my work. I got a firm "omg u tard" from the principal (who doesn't like me at all), and it was put down onto my permanent record even though all I did was send them the file for reference purposes.

Not too bad tbh. I had gotten into a scrape a few months earlier which resulted in nothing more than a chat with the principal, and was blamed for writing very mean things about students on a blog (I never did such a thing; it was another student). Which again, resulted in just a chat with the principal and a typed apology.
lol, I did an economics report, left it a tad late (15 mins left before the deadline), got my friend to send me his. I changed the font and size and altered a few sentences. I got a higher mark n the teacher didnt realise I'd ripped my mates
Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|7123
three days dentention in high school for pushing a guy up against a wall with one hand and punching him in the face repeatedly, because of months of constant racist jokes. It was stupid really, I could have gotten him into serious trouble instead.

Oh well, it was satisfying
https://i.imgur.com/HTmoH.jpg
daffytag
cheese-it!
+104|7045

Entertayner wrote:

I got a smacked bottie once.
... and you wanted more?
Fallschirmjager10
Member
+36|6930

leetkyle wrote:

Mine would have to be:

In school, I ripped some foam out of a bus seat on the way to games (PE). The next thing you know, other people do it, and I get the blame. I get a record of Vandalism, a suspension warning, 2 Saturday morning detentions and a £60 fine ;/

you?
Lmao!! these twin sisters on my bus did that once and I was kicked from riding the bus all 3 years in that school.... the bus driver hated me before that though so he probably said more
m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|7141|UK
2 weeks detention for getting caught giving Mrs Harkness the bird in French class.  Head of year Gittens caught me....god he was a cunt.

Waaaaay back in 1991/1992.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Magpie
international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom
+257|6996|Milkystania, yurop
Grounded for a month during summer for skipping school and going to another country for the day (drinking etc) the worst part of the day was when they would not let us in to the stripclubs
XanKrieger
iLurk
+60|7128|South West England

stryyker wrote:

I got my school computer privileges taken away after I set all the home pages to meatspin, I scrambled the whole freshman classes passwords into a 54 letter and number combination that not even myself knew.

I didn't get a detention though, as they didn't know it was me. I got it taken away for using a proxy
THis had me laughing my ass off for a god 10minutes :p
Freestyleh7
Member
+4|6640
Proberly, when i was about 13 everytime i got in trouble my dad used to hit me with things but as he calls them "The Telling Off Smacks" lol
BTW. the telling off smacks could be anything from his hand a slipper a belt lol, i remember when i smashed my girlfriends window by kicking a soccer ball at it lol and my dad came out, and sead *In a Quiet Voice* "Harry Get your F**king arse in here now" lol, my dad died of cancer in November 2005 God Bless him. i sure did learn my lesson from "The Telling Off Smacks" and that was to never get in trouble again otherwise if i did i would proberly hide in the Washing Basket ! lol
avman633
Member
+116|6834
3 hours of detention.
Johnny_Extremer
I Am McLovin!!!!
+22|6731
I got a 5 day suspension for lighting my crotch on fire I put some body spray on my crotch region got a lighter then there was a flame, then I sprayed the body spray into the air by the flame and a big fireball went up into the air. My teacher saw it and said she was gonna report me so my next class I got taken out and was told that i'm being charged with arson. The year before that I said f**k you to my teacher well giving him a double helping of the bird and got suspended for 3 days. It was worth it though we got switched math classes for some gay reason we were already on chapter 12 and then I got the new guy and we were on chapter 3 so I did what I did to him. He acted like we've never seen that stuff before and we'd all finish the work in like 10 minutes.

Last edited by Johnny_Extremer (2007-06-10 14:57:13)

bennisboy
Member
+829|7116|Poundland

stryyker wrote:

I got my school computer privileges taken away after I set all the home pages to meatspin, I scrambled the whole freshman classes passwords into a 54 letter and number combination that not even myself knew.

I didn't get a detention though, as they didn't know it was me. I got it taken away for using a proxy
how did u manage to scramble the passwords?
JackerP
aka S.J.N.P.0717
+21|6748|Mo Val, Cali
Fired fireworks off during pe and before school. They called the fire and police department, charged with a felony since fireworks goes under bombs, juve for a little while 1 year expulsion 40 hours community service and 10 hours anger management which was the max punishment. I got searched for having a broken stick and I had a spray can. 3 days for the paint and 2 for the stick never used them aginst anyone or did anything with them.
mkxiii
online bf2s mek evasion
+509|6706|Uk
i dont get punished at all for shit i should get punished for.  me and a mate wrote 'i shit in your milk' in pretty crude french (something like 'Je vais kaka dans votre lait') on our language teachers windscreen and turned round and he was standing behind us....

forgot to mention hes a complete hard ass

...he just looks at it, laughs and walks off and we're like, wtf??

im just a lucky bastard
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,079|7242|PNW

FlamingPhenix wrote:

well when i was young(10years or so... don't remember) i putted a paperclip in the electricity plug in the gym, that way all the other in the school blown up at the same time and they all made fuzzy smoke for 2 hours. I got kicked out of the gym for the rest of the year...

EDIT: PaperClip FTW
They should punish the electrician in charge of maintenance also...if it did that.

Last edited by unnamednewbie13 (2007-06-10 16:13:17)

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