Undetected_Killer wrote:
OMFG
God, I am wearing a cup around my girlfriend now.
I bet you he puts out next time.
suicide? if i were him i'd wait for her to get out of prison and kill her as soon as i found her. theres no way id let someone who did that to me go unpunishedSteveo7800 wrote:
Ouch isnt even a word to describe something like that. Thats far to painful and demoralizing to even think about saying ouch. I bet a month from now someone will post a story about that same guy commiting suicide.
wait a sec, he was rejecting her advances, yet somehow she has a free shot at his balls. did he have his pants off already or something???
*eyetwitch*
Pain.
Pain.
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
~ Richard Feynman
backslap
Time to Bitchslap!
Ouch!
Ouch!
I would say ouchhhh!!!
Wouldnt want to get caught, couldn't imagine going to jail and for someone some how finding out you have no balls.Darkfire wrote:
suicide? if i were him i'd wait for her to get out of prison and kill her as soon as i found her. theres no way id let someone who did that to me go unpunishedSteveo7800 wrote:
Ouch isnt even a word to describe something like that. Thats far to painful and demoralizing to even think about saying ouch. I bet a month from now someone will post a story about that same guy commiting suicide.
och
and u all wondered why zimmer was so...
well u know
and u all wondered why zimmer was so...
well u know
Don't compliment Zimmer.[PTG]shogun wrote:
och
and u all wondered why zimmer was so...
well u know
I bet she's fat, because:
1. she tried eating it
2. he said no to sex
1. she tried eating it
2. he said no to sex
Maybe she's retarded and has retard strength.
Retard Strength? Is that like the Incredible Hulk with his Rage induced power?cablecopulate wrote:
Maybe she's retarded and has retard strength.
I doubt it would hurt.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice!
Nothing, you already told her twice!
Someone kick this kid in the balls.jord wrote:
I doubt it would hurt.
The judge who gave her 2 1/2 years was probly a man.
15 more years! 15 more years!
I'd of choked her to death with my own bear hands after pummeling her face to mush. a male judge would probably sypmthasize and let me go free.
OUCH!
that's discusting
that's discusting
^*AlphA*^ wrote:
that's just sick...
Is this the reason we have two testicles?