Today I walked under a teammate when he was parachuting down from a c4 jump. I also missed the turn button cause i was infatuated with the voip button and rolled right off the bridge on dragon valley.
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the funniest is seeing noobs try to fly jets off of the carrier on wake... u know when they vertical take off but just never give the plane any forward thrust so they just crash... thats the funniest shit
edit: and seeing people riding parachutes on warlord
edit: and seeing people riding parachutes on warlord
Last edited by ¦TØP¦straz_mataz (2007-06-13 19:48:43)
I set up an account for my alcoholic mate to play, who has never seen BF2 before. So, he spawns on the carrier on Wake, jumps straight into the Essex's gun on the flight deck. So far, so good. Not being at one with the concept of teamwork, he sees a lot of people on the deck, waiting for aircraft, and just jumping about, dropping packs and smoke to pass time. He then notices the gatling gun on his AA turret, and proceeds to let rip in a slow sideways motion across the deck, killing 20 friendly players.
Needless to say, he was kicked and banned before the abusive messages had even finished...
Needless to say, he was kicked and banned before the abusive messages had even finished...
once on Warlord there was a guy who kept spawning at the parachute spawn in the SAS main base
only problem was he NEVER opened his parachute, i guess the guy was idling or something b/c he did that 63 times before the round ended
only problem was he NEVER opened his parachute, i guess the guy was idling or something b/c he did that 63 times before the round ended
PITY THE FOOL!genius_man16 wrote:
once on Warlord there was a guy who kept spawning at the parachute spawn in the SAS main base
only problem was he NEVER opened his parachute, i guess the guy was idling or something b/c he did that 63 times before the round ended
Last edited by Penetrator_01 (2007-06-13 20:01:03)
16 player map FuShe Pass clan war. I drill the rollout into every player on the team. I ask them what to do and make sure they get it right.
One player was not supposed to spawn until island was capped. Not only did he spawn, he took one of the FAVs and drove off leaving our squad leaders with their dicks in their hands at main on rollout.
What made it really stupid was that he did it for both rounds.
One player was not supposed to spawn until island was capped. Not only did he spawn, he took one of the FAVs and drove off leaving our squad leaders with their dicks in their hands at main on rollout.
What made it really stupid was that he did it for both rounds.
I was sniper
I am playing on a FF On server and theres only 4 ppl there (2 on each team) Im about to lay a claymore and my friend is next to me then i tell him im laying it
"Layin a claymore,k?"
"Ten-Four"
"Hey,Thanks"
so i toss the claymore and start moving so im on one side of the mine and hes on the other then once i do i get shot with an M95 ( i dont die though) and i call for a medic (thats my teammate)
"Medic to this position, over!"
"Okay"
he runs over my claymore, blowing the shit outta him
I am playing on a FF On server and theres only 4 ppl there (2 on each team) Im about to lay a claymore and my friend is next to me then i tell him im laying it
"Layin a claymore,k?"
"Ten-Four"
"Hey,Thanks"
so i toss the claymore and start moving so im on one side of the mine and hes on the other then once i do i get shot with an M95 ( i dont die though) and i call for a medic (thats my teammate)
"Medic to this position, over!"
"Okay"
he runs over my claymore, blowing the shit outta him
LOL when a person kills some 1 then they go teabag him then they get killed lmfao
lolgenius_man16 wrote:
once on Warlord there was a guy who kept spawning at the parachute spawn in the SAS main base
only problem was he NEVER opened his parachute, i guess the guy was idling or something b/c he did that 63 times before the round ended
I hate team-mates running through ma claymores! They are Pukes! Useless grabastic peices of shit!
Watching a noob take off in a jet from the carrier for the first time... Not pulling up, and nose diving into the ocean...
Also watching people in tanks and cars that have no idea what they are doing and drive off the bridges on Wake Island.. Try and swim away, and die
Also watching people in tanks and cars that have no idea what they are doing and drive off the bridges on Wake Island.. Try and swim away, and die
any noob teamkilling for the jet, finally getting in, and falling straight off the carrier on wake into the water and blaming it on the "lag"
Number seven? What happened to the first 6?Jmannumber7 wrote:
any noob teamkilling for the jet, finally getting in, and falling straight off the carrier on wake into the water and blaming it on the "lag"
great topic, I'll post some things later on.
>>>BF3 Central<<<
Anyone who shoots at a tank with small arms when the tank didnt see them........hello!
One guy on my victims list, he was SAS and kept climbing the crane at their uncap, even though i kept sniping him off. The guy was a climbing fool. I found him later as engineer, i notcied all these bullets hitting around me, i turn round and here he is, firing into the air with MP7, i loled and paddled him.
One guy on my victims list, he was SAS and kept climbing the crane at their uncap, even though i kept sniping him off. The guy was a climbing fool. I found him later as engineer, i notcied all these bullets hitting around me, i turn round and here he is, firing into the air with MP7, i loled and paddled him.
I was playing on warlord (insurgents) and this retard kept running into my claymores.
First time: I set up 2 clays facing out into the hall from the third floor CP. I say into the chat: "I HAVE CLAYMORES SET UP ON THE THIRD FLOOR DON'T SPAWN THERE". One guy replies: "We can't choose where we spawn you idiot", so I say "Yes you can, just select the second floor instead of the third".
Now take a guess: which guy on my team spawned there 30 seconds later and got TKed?
Second time: I'm commander (the next round on the same server) and I notice the SAS coming up to palace. So I put a claymore in the same postion (facing out the door). I've spotted the SAS, and the same guy spawns at the third floor to stop the SAS coming in and be a big hero. I'm not sure what was going through his mind at that time, but it was probably this: "im leik gonna kill teh enemys and get lots of points lul HAY LOOK A POWERUP!!!!1"
It wasn't as if he couldn't see the skull through the wall and ran past the door - he spawned inside the room, then ran out the door, over the top of the claymore.
I swear, you get some retards in BF2....
First time: I set up 2 clays facing out into the hall from the third floor CP. I say into the chat: "I HAVE CLAYMORES SET UP ON THE THIRD FLOOR DON'T SPAWN THERE". One guy replies: "We can't choose where we spawn you idiot", so I say "Yes you can, just select the second floor instead of the third".
Now take a guess: which guy on my team spawned there 30 seconds later and got TKed?
Second time: I'm commander (the next round on the same server) and I notice the SAS coming up to palace. So I put a claymore in the same postion (facing out the door). I've spotted the SAS, and the same guy spawns at the third floor to stop the SAS coming in and be a big hero. I'm not sure what was going through his mind at that time, but it was probably this: "im leik gonna kill teh enemys and get lots of points lul HAY LOOK A POWERUP!!!!1"
It wasn't as if he couldn't see the skull through the wall and ran past the door - he spawned inside the room, then ran out the door, over the top of the claymore.
I swear, you get some retards in BF2....
watching people laying mines on IO servers....
Most stupid thing...the USMC side letting me fly to the Carrier on Wake while on the chinese side, steal their blackhawk, get in the minigun and splatter a sniper and then fly off in their blackhawk to the artillery island. All the while no one thought of taking the Essex. ?!
Then finding an AFK on the island who wanted to preserve his kd/r by not suiciding. Parachute out, land behind. Knife to the face.
Then finding an AFK on the island who wanted to preserve his kd/r by not suiciding. Parachute out, land behind. Knife to the face.
a commander making UAV's and Supply Drop, outside the map.
Construction Site outpost on Kubra. I'm Spec-Ops, and an enemy tank comes rolling up the hill from Refueling Station. I wait til he's near the building, then I run out to C4 his ass. He sees me and backs up quickly to try and get a shot at me. Goes too far and rolls over the edge of the dam, still shooting the main cannon and machine gun. That was pretty funny, but the stupidest part was (and he ACTUALLY said this), "WTF JIBBLES HAS THAT MSX TANK PUSH HACK", "BS MAN I WASNT EVEN HOLDING DOWN THE BUTTON TO GO BACKWARD!".
Sure I do, kid. Sure I do.
Sure I do, kid. Sure I do.
People who run down the main street of karkand with their pistol out
try to votekick an admin.. lol
Snipers who spam claymores in front of me. then get mad when I gleefully charge into them, explode and punish
[b]Watched a guy throw a grenade into an alleyway on Warlord, then run into the same alleyway.
On Sharqi, someone was shooting at the Mi-28 Havoc with an M249-SAW.
Forget it, it's never going to work, just go home and jump out your window.
And by the way, with the AT mines in I/O thing, i sometimes put them at the top of ladders, because some people are stupid enough to think that they are claymores.....then you shoot them many times in the head as they are going down the ladder
Forget it, it's never going to work, just go home and jump out your window.
And by the way, with the AT mines in I/O thing, i sometimes put them at the top of ladders, because some people are stupid enough to think that they are claymores.....then you shoot them many times in the head as they are going down the ladder
#rekt
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