i like fishing...
I havel-aLeX-l wrote:
and how come you've never seen a baby pigeon? Yea.. strange, huh?
You snap their necks and cover them in salt, then you throw them into the sea and land is created, it was by this process that I invented Wales.
Why the sheep went for it is a question that baffles me to this day, too much salt maybe?
Last edited by sfarrar33 (2007-06-18 12:26:06)
Boxes.
Espresso Packhorse.
Public masturbation.
the letter q
Gay.phil-12-12 wrote:
At my school i am called Random, the reason being is because i say or do something that no one that could think of and make them laugh.
so i decided to make a topic about people that can out beat me in saying something random.
good luck
Random: ponies come and rape me at night...
I died once, it was most exilerating.
Don't eat chicken, because yogurt is bad for you.
Fallopian bird disease.
Moose Lol!
random shit just pisses me off unless its really witty. Any fool can put some words together that dont make sense.
The Cream flavoured Lion Said this Random Shit Sucks like an Orange on a log Of Rubber
The Cream flavoured Lion Said this Random Shit Sucks like an Orange on a log Of Rubber
very nice.Ace.O.Lamb wrote:
random shit just pisses me off unless its really witty. Any fool can put some words together that dont make sense.
The Cream flavoured Lion Said this Random Shit Sucks like an Orange on a log Of Rubber
I once raped at Alligator in the eye socket.....
/\ Random aint it
/\ Random aint it
i think cucumbers resemble Zebra's.....
but how would i know, im only going on what the curtain told me when i was pinching it
but how would i know, im only going on what the curtain told me when i was pinching it
/fail. tbh.jord wrote:
The Red Haddock flies at midnight.
That line was taken from an EMA advert. Lmfao wtfbbq?
i wanna corn dog
I sell my farts for zero whats a foxdonut
dollars to little kids. No officer I'm not traficking narcotics, I don't even use roads so I never see any trafic.
Did you steal my foxdonut? Officer Mine! Mine! Mine!
dollars to little kids. No officer I'm not traficking narcotics, I don't even use roads so I never see any trafic.
Did you steal my foxdonut? Officer Mine! Mine! Mine!
Chef Brian, anyone?
Don Hertzfeldt is more random than any of you.
For those who haven't seen it.
For those who haven't seen it.
[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
Phone sex with cupholders turns on angry horses that like to lick pinecones.
Last edited by Scr0k (2007-06-18 18:04:24)
random:
when i was walking home from school a big fat cat went up to me and said "i just saved hundreds of dollers off of gieco" then a shark came to ripe his head off and blood was all over my face... when i came home my cat was f-ing my computer then my computer ate it and had a better video card. when i went to bed i hard some noises from my window, when i went to look at see a giraffe ate my window. after peter pan came threw my window and he said look into the mirror. i looked and saw Harry Potter licking his face with his face. then Peter Pan announced "5 points off of Gryfindoor for looking into a chocolate bar. then i went flying....
..::THE END::..
when i was walking home from school a big fat cat went up to me and said "i just saved hundreds of dollers off of gieco" then a shark came to ripe his head off and blood was all over my face... when i came home my cat was f-ing my computer then my computer ate it and had a better video card. when i went to bed i hard some noises from my window, when i went to look at see a giraffe ate my window. after peter pan came threw my window and he said look into the mirror. i looked and saw Harry Potter licking his face with his face. then Peter Pan announced "5 points off of Gryfindoor for looking into a chocolate bar. then i went flying....
..::THE END::..
Last edited by phil-12-12 (2007-06-18 19:26:25)
cigarettes killed my father and raped my mother
HAHA!Liberal-Sl@yer wrote:
cigarettes killed my father and raped my mother