Andoura
Got loooollllll ?
+853|6904|Montreal, Qc, Canada
one time i was on wake and i just threw a c4, i saw the c4 go away, so i was like WTF ? when i decided to explose it, i killed all 7 people on the PLA side !!!

Yes my c4 was at airfield and i killed all the noobs waiting for the jets !
theknuck
It's pronounced Knuck, like in Knuckle!!
+45|6877|balls
he must be using that infamous "wrench hack" i've been hearing about!!!!
irishtop
Hopscotch Champion
+11|6428|Houston, Texas
hahah i like your stories!
Monkeyman911
Dun wori, it's K.
+76|6687|California, US
nice try
how the hell do you wrench an enemy choppers rotor off?
[GSF]AFROPUFF
Member
+7|6805
wrench its NutZ
kylef
Gone
+1,352|6758|N. Ireland
bunnyhop
Jello.01
Member
+46|6873|DFW, Texas

CORPORATE-WMD wrote:

One time i was playing as sniper while sitting on top of my teams artillery. The commander launched an artillery strike which threw me into the air into the path of an enemy jet. I pulled my chute and sniped the pilot with my m95, then stole his jet and kit( thats right i took his engineer kit)midair. I then quickly dropped the bombs from the plane( killing 2 tanks), and ejected from the plane, landing on an enemy helicopter. I then used my wrench on the rotor until it loosened and finally fell off. The blackhawk crashed into the ground killing all 6 people aboard. Meanwhile I descended upon the battlefield in my parachute throwing AT mines. Killing 2 APCS and a Tank ( 8 kills in total ) before i hit the ground. I landed in the middle of a squad of n00bs and managed to take all 5 out with 1 clip in teh jackhammer, before falling dead to friendly fire. If it wasn't for FF i would probably never die.
It was believable until you started wrenching the rotors off the blackhawk.
B00MH3ADSH0T
Fresh NoobCaeks Here
+118|6655|Penrith,Nsw, Aus

[GSF]AFROPUFF wrote:

HoD on a min whats your real name ? is it macgyver by anychance ?
chuck norris
AWSMFOX
Banned
+405|6728|A W S M F O X
/won the internet
[pt] KEIOS
srs bsns
+231|6918|pimelteror.de
https://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/roflmfao.jpg
CORPORATE-WMD
Member
+5|6419
Another time i used my uber wrench on the enemy commander, and unscrewed his head off!!11OMG1!!
namsdrawkcaB
Biggest n00blet around!
+35|6564

Monkeyman911 wrote:

nice try
how the hell do you wrench an enemy choppers rotor off?
God have mercy on your soul..
Bull3t
stephen brule
+83|6567
One time at band camp..
im_in_heaven
Member
+27|6853
Well i believe him
h4hagen
Whats my age again?
+91|6618|Troy, New York

S.Lythberg wrote:

CORPORATE-WMD wrote:

One time i was playing as sniper while sitting on top of my teams artillery. The commander launched an artillery strike which threw me into the air into the path of an enemy jet. I pulled my chute and sniped the pilot with my m95, then stole his jet and kit( thats right i took his engineer kit)midair. I then quickly dropped the bombs from the plane( killing 2 tanks), and ejected from the plane, landing on an enemy helicopter. I then used my wrench on the rotor until it loosened and finally fell off. The blackhawk crashed into the ground killing all 6 people aboard. Meanwhile I descended upon the battlefield in my parachute throwing AT mines. Killing 2 APCS and a Tank ( 8 kills in total ) before i hit the ground. I landed in the middle of a squad of n00bs and managed to take all 5 out with 1 clip in teh jackhammer, before falling dead to friendly fire. If it wasn't for FF i would probably never die.
lies, if FF was on, the arty would have killed you.
They switched it mid game.
Tushers
Noctwisaskfirtush
+224|6949|Some where huntin in Wisconsin
i killed a tank with a wrench i pretty much kept improving it till it was to heavy and glitched through that map then also i was on karkand and i threw a nade and it didnt killl none so i kept throughing em and i got on person outta the 20 nades ai threw what ones real?
Undetected_Killer
Le fuck?
+98|6551|FIYAH FIYAH FIYAAAAAAH
I once took out a tank with my M4.

I also took one out with an ATV. I died, the tank exploded, and the ATV was still in one piece.

True stories.

Last edited by Undetected_Killer (2007-06-22 09:59:12)

Titch2349
iz me!
+358|6617|uk

r2zoo wrote:

S.Lythberg wrote:

CORPORATE-WMD wrote:

One time i was playing as sniper while sitting on top of my teams artillery. The commander launched an artillery strike which threw me into the air into the path of an enemy jet. I pulled my chute and sniped the pilot with my m95, then stole his jet and kit( thats right i took his engineer kit)midair. I then quickly dropped the bombs from the plane( killing 2 tanks), and ejected from the plane, landing on an enemy helicopter. I then used my wrench on the rotor until it loosened and finally fell off. The blackhawk crashed into the ground killing all 6 people aboard. Meanwhile I descended upon the battlefield in my parachute throwing AT mines. Killing 2 APCS and a Tank ( 8 kills in total ) before i hit the ground. I landed in the middle of a squad of n00bs and managed to take all 5 out with 1 clip in teh jackhammer, before falling dead to friendly fire. If it wasn't for FF i would probably never die.
lies, if FF was on, the arty would have killed you.
and thats all you find wrong with his story   Gotta get me a wrench that can take moving rotors off a helicopter.
And if someone dies in a vehicle, you cannot access their kit- he could not have got the pilots engineer kit

still.... a very good story
']['error
Banned
+630|6909|The Netherlands
I believe you
KrisPOLANDnorwida
Battlefield 2 killa'
+128|6593|SHAPE, Belgium
 


HAHAHA yeah rightttttt..........
And Elvis Presley is my mom
adv3rsary
Member
+28|6980
wow you're full of it.. that never ever happened
Undetected_Killer
Le fuck?
+98|6551|FIYAH FIYAH FIYAAAAAAH
I'm amazed at how seriously people take threads like these.

COUGHadv3rsaryCOUGH
CORPORATE-WMD
Member
+5|6419
On wake i once jammed the barrel of an enemy tank with an ammo pack. When he tried to shoot me the gun backfired, pushing the tank backwards over three of his own teamates, then it exploded killing ten other people around it. After which it rained ammo packs for 10 minutes and i got 300 ammo giving points, 100 killzzz from ammo packs decending upon the enemy.
CORPORATE-WMD
Member
+5|6419
lol the drunker i get the better my stories get

One time in a fit of rage after being tked 5 times in a row i punched my monitor and it sent a shockwave through dragon valley killing everyone but me. 32 killz and 31 tks. I heard later on that it hit shonghua stalemate killed almost everybody there and left that fog behind.
adv3rsary
Member
+28|6980

Undetected_Killer wrote:

I'm amazed at how seriously people take threads like these.

COUGHadv3rsaryCOUGH
take it seriously? lol.. news for you buddy.. i dont really take any of the crap i read on these forums (or any forums anywhere) seriously in any way shape or form.. internet sucks in only 2 ways: 1.obviously spam 2. you cant read someone's tone

btw 1 time i jumped over a guy's head and bicycle kicked him twice in the face shoved my knife into his left nutt and then shot him in the right one.. sob didnt even die

Last edited by adv3rsary (2007-06-22 22:15:12)

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