TheDarkRaven
ATG's First Disciple
+263|7095|Birmingham, UK
Okay everybody, this is just a warning that you may think I am a total idiot of an imbecilic nature after reading this (of course, that's presuming you don't already ).

~~~

So, how about I start with some background information? I'm 15, live in England (UK) & in the curricular year of the start of the dreaded GCSEs (Year 10). The girl I love is in the year below me (for those arithmetically challenged, that's Year 9), 14 and lives in the same town/city as me.
Now, you may question the merits of my assuming that I am 'in love', as I so claim - but I've been through a lot in my life, and I know when something is or not. Please don't question this when giving advice.
Now, the thing is, my mates at school are most likely going to give me some stick for this. They'll probably claim she's a 'minger' et al as teenage guys are prone to do. I was hoping the mass collective life experience of the BF2S community might be able to suggest something to combat this. Any ideas, from anyone, are welcome.
Now, I don't want suggestions for fighting as although I'm a pretty big guy and can hold my own, I don't think it's a good thing.
Oh, and please no 'we need pics' posts.
This is just the first day I've been going out with her, first kiss with her and all.

Thanks in advance, lads,
And all the best,
Andy

EDIT: Please, no immature responses. Try to show your age and wisdom, everyone.

EDIT: Bold that stuff showing I'm asking advice for how to deal with my mates, not the girl (damn foo', cyborg).

Last edited by TheDarkRaven (2007-07-02 10:05:55)

Sarrk
O-O-O A-O A
+788|7126|Brisbane, Australia

Tap it.
TheDarkRaven
ATG's First Disciple
+263|7095|Birmingham, UK

Sarrk wrote:

Tap it.
And sell it by the bottle?
Come on, elaborate Saark! And I thought you had some sense...
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6960|Gogledd Cymru

nakey pix please?
Undetected_Killer
Le fuck?
+98|6757|FIYAH FIYAH FIYAAAAAAH
Post pics plz.
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|7187
This thread is useless without pics.

I think the age is fine, and you won't get laid. It's the truth, you won't get laid with this chick, because of the fact you posted this and needed advice.
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Sarrk
O-O-O A-O A
+788|7126|Brisbane, Australia

TheDarkRaven wrote:

Sarrk wrote:

Tap it.
And sell it by the bottle?
Come on, elaborate Saark! And I thought you had some sense...
You're not going to trap me by telling me I was different. I see through you like the bottle you should tap.
TheDarkRaven
ATG's First Disciple
+263|7095|Birmingham, UK

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

This thread is useless without pics.

I think the age is fine, and you won't get laid. It's the truth, you won't get laid with this chick, because of the fact you posted this and needed advice.
Yes, I know.
That too. I'm not asking for advice with her... *sigh*... just with how to deal with my bloody mates!
Kommander_Kale
Genetically Modified
+19|6886|Melbourne, Australia
Don't care. Stare at them and then laugh maniacally. Then stare again. If they don't shut up after this smile as widely as you possibly can.
Sarrk
O-O-O A-O A
+788|7126|Brisbane, Australia

TheDarkRaven wrote:

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

This thread is useless without pics.

I think the age is fine, and you won't get laid. It's the truth, you won't get laid with this chick, because of the fact you posted this and needed advice.
Yes, I know.
That too. I'm not asking for advice with her... *sigh*... just with how to deal with my bloody mates!
Oh that? Thats easy.

Lie

Because everyone knows the best relationships are built on lies.
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6960|Gogledd Cymru

Sarrk wrote:

TheDarkRaven wrote:

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

This thread is useless without pics.

I think the age is fine, and you won't get laid. It's the truth, you won't get laid with this chick, because of the fact you posted this and needed advice.
Yes, I know.
That too. I'm not asking for advice with her... *sigh*... just with how to deal with my bloody mates!
Oh that? Thats easy.

Lie

Because everyone knows the best relationships are built on pix.
fixed
jord
Member
+2,382|7149|The North, beyond the wall.
Tell them if they were real mates they'd be quiet and accept it.
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|7187

Sarrk wrote:

TheDarkRaven wrote:

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

This thread is useless without pics.

I think the age is fine, and you won't get laid. It's the truth, you won't get laid with this chick, because of the fact you posted this and needed advice.
Yes, I know.
That too. I'm not asking for advice with her... *sigh*... just with how to deal with my bloody mates!
Oh that? Thats easy.

Lie

Because everyone knows the best relationships are built on lies.
QFT!

You can never win a girls heart without lying. I doubt your mates would laugh at you, if they do, they aren't really your friends. I have a friend who is dating a 13 year old. He also had sex with her lawl.
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Buckles
Cheeky Keen
+329|7027|Kent, UK
Dude, just tell them that if you gave a shit about what they thought about her, you'd ask.
You're dating her, not them. Who cares if she's not as good looking as Angelina Jolie. You're not Brad Pitt, are you?
Looks don't make everything and if you truly think you're in love with her, what she looks like doesn't matter.
That's if you're a good guy IRL

Or if you're an asshole, just come back with something like "hey, you don't look at the fire when you're poking it" or similar
TheDarkRaven
ATG's First Disciple
+263|7095|Birmingham, UK

Kommander_Kale wrote:

Don't care. Stare at them and then laugh maniacally. Then stare again. If they don't shut up after this smile as widely as you possibly can.
Thank you, good sir! Good advice!

Sarrk wrote:

TheDarkRaven wrote:

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

This thread is useless without pics.

I think the age is fine, and you won't get laid. It's the truth, you won't get laid with this chick, because of the fact you posted this and needed advice.
Yes, I know.
That too. I'm not asking for advice with her... *sigh*... just with how to deal with my bloody mates!
Oh that? Thats easy.

Lie

Because everyone knows the best relationships are built on lies.
Yes, I'll go against everything I believe in and lie...
jord
Member
+2,382|7149|The North, beyond the wall.

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

Sarrk wrote:

TheDarkRaven wrote:


Yes, I know.
That too. I'm not asking for advice with her... *sigh*... just with how to deal with my bloody mates!
Oh that? Thats easy.

Lie

Because everyone knows the best relationships are built on lies.
QFT!

You can never win a girls heart without lying. I doubt your mates would laugh at you, if they do, they aren't really your friends. I have a friend who is dating a 13 year old. He also had sex with her lawl.
Yeah but there is a line, If one of my mates was having sex with a 12 year old I'd be looking at him with my WTF look.
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6996|South Florida

TheDarkRaven wrote:

Okay everybody, this is just a warning that you may think I am a total idiot of an imbecilic nature after reading this (of course, that's presuming you don't already ).

~~~

So, how about I start with some background information? I'm 15, live in England (UK) & in the curricular year of the start of the dreaded GCSEs (Year 10). The girl I love is in the year below me (for those arithmetically challenged, that's Year 9), 14 and lives in the same town/city as me.
Now, you may question the merits of my assuming that I am 'in love', as I so claim - but I've been through a lot in my life, and I know when something is or not. Please don't question this when giving advice.
Now, the thing is, my mates at school are most likely going to give me some stick for this. They'll probably claim she's a 'minger' et al as teenage guys are prone to do. I was hoping the mass collective life experience of the BF2S community might be able to suggest something to combat this. Any ideas, from anyone, are welcome.
Now, I don't want suggestions for fighting as although I'm a pretty big guy and can hold my own, I don't think it's a good thing.
Oh, and please no 'we need pics' posts.
This is just the first day I've been going out with her, first kiss with her and all.

Thanks in advance, lads,
And all the best,
Andy

EDIT: Please, no immature responses. Try to show your age and wisdom, everyone.

EDIT: Bold that stuff showing I'm asking advice for how to deal with my mates, not the girl (damn foo', cyborg).
So the way i see it is, your friends are going to be mad at you, or are gunna make fun of you for dating a Year 9'er??
I dont really get it i guess. Seems like your buddies would be happy for you, and saying the same thing as sarrk.
Just tell them, "You know what, i like this girl and we are happy together, so fuck off. Your just Jelous because i got this sweet girl and you dont"

Or maybe is she ugly, is that why you dont want them to know??
15 more years! 15 more years!
TheDarkRaven
ATG's First Disciple
+263|7095|Birmingham, UK

jord wrote:

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

Sarrk wrote:


Oh that? Thats easy.

Lie

Because everyone knows the best relationships are built on lies.
QFT!

You can never win a girls heart without lying. I doubt your mates would laugh at you, if they do, they aren't really your friends. I have a friend who is dating a 13 year old. He also had sex with her lawl.
Yeah but there is a line, If one of my mates was having sex with a 12 year old I'd be looking at him with my WTF look.
One of my mates has done that (he's 15 now - did when he was 14) & is going out with her. Thing is, he did that when he was going out with a different 12 year old!
Balok77
Member
+28|6619
dude dont be a pussy and just ask her out, whats the worst ur mates r gnna do, ridicule you to the point u commit suicide.....poor dave he should of never gone out with that girl
Sarrk
O-O-O A-O A
+788|7126|Brisbane, Australia

TheDarkRaven wrote:

Kommander_Kale wrote:

Don't care. Stare at them and then laugh maniacally. Then stare again. If they don't shut up after this smile as widely as you possibly can.
Thank you, good sir! Good advice!

Sarrk wrote:

TheDarkRaven wrote:


Yes, I know.
That too. I'm not asking for advice with her... *sigh*... just with how to deal with my bloody mates!
Oh that? Thats easy.

Lie

Because everyone knows the best relationships are built on lies.
Yes, I'll go against everything I believe in and lie...
Fine, Ill put on my serious face, but only if you post the serious cat picture.

Just take it. It'll blow over.

And when it doesnt, tell them that she's an awesome fuck.

That'll shut em up right.
TheDarkRaven
ATG's First Disciple
+263|7095|Birmingham, UK

jord wrote:

Tell them if they were real mates they'd be quiet and accept it.
Jord, you're a frickin' genius.


^KoB^Buckles wrote:

Dude, just tell them that if you gave a shit about what they thought about her, you'd ask.
You're dating her, not them. Who cares if she's not as good looking as Angelina Jolie. You're not Brad Pitt, are you?
Looks don't make everything and if you truly think you're in love with her, what she looks like doesn't matter.
That's if you're a good guy IRL

Or if you're an asshole, just come back with something like "hey, you don't look at the fire when you're poking it" or similar
Thanks for confirming my suspicions, mate! +1 for you!
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6960|Gogledd Cymru

TheDarkRaven wrote:

jord wrote:

Tell them if they were real mates they'd be quiet and accept it.
Jord, you're a frickin' genius.


^KoB^Buckles wrote:

Dude, just tell them that if you gave a shit about what they thought about her, you'd ask.
You're dating her, not them. Who cares if she's not as good looking as Angelina Jolie. You're not Brad Pitt, are you?
Looks don't make everything and if you truly think you're in love with her, what she looks like doesn't matter.
That's if you're a good guy IRL

Or if you're an asshole, just come back with something like "hey, you don't look at the fire when you're poking it" or similar
Thanks for confirming my suspicions, mate! +1 for you!
1. Jord is not a genious
C. Having sex with a 12 year old is universally wrong.
IV. Dont take advice from jord ever, it landed me in jail with a wizards sleeve for a butthole
Sarrk
O-O-O A-O A
+788|7126|Brisbane, Australia

C. Having sex with a 12 year old is universally wrong.
But still hawt.
jord
Member
+2,382|7149|The North, beyond the wall.

Mr.Surgeons wrote:

TheDarkRaven wrote:

jord wrote:

Tell them if they were real mates they'd be quiet and accept it.
Jord, you're a frickin' genius.


^KoB^Buckles wrote:

Dude, just tell them that if you gave a shit about what they thought about her, you'd ask.
You're dating her, not them. Who cares if she's not as good looking as Angelina Jolie. You're not Brad Pitt, are you?
Looks don't make everything and if you truly think you're in love with her, what she looks like doesn't matter.
That's if you're a good guy IRL

Or if you're an asshole, just come back with something like "hey, you don't look at the fire when you're poking it" or similar
Thanks for confirming my suspicions, mate! +1 for you!
1. Jord is not a genious
C. Having sex with a 12 year old is universally wrong.
IV. Dont take advice from jord ever, it landed me in jail with a wizards sleeve for a butthole
I don't know how to make a sad face so I'll just write this letting you know how sad I am now.

Hold on i'll attempt it:

++O(K


The K is my chin.
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|7187

Mr.Surgeons wrote:

TheDarkRaven wrote:

jord wrote:

Tell them if they were real mates they'd be quiet and accept it.
Jord, you're a frickin' genius.


^KoB^Buckles wrote:

Dude, just tell them that if you gave a shit about what they thought about her, you'd ask.
You're dating her, not them. Who cares if she's not as good looking as Angelina Jolie. You're not Brad Pitt, are you?
Looks don't make everything and if you truly think you're in love with her, what she looks like doesn't matter.
That's if you're a good guy IRL

Or if you're an asshole, just come back with something like "hey, you don't look at the fire when you're poking it" or similar
Thanks for confirming my suspicions, mate! +1 for you!
1. Jord is not a genious
C. Having sex with a 12 year old is universally wrong.
IV. Dont take advice from jord ever, it landed me in jail with a wizards sleeve for a butthole
LAwl my friend did it with a 13 year old. I guess it's ok. But the chicks brother is 190CM and goes to the gym a lot. So he's teh afraids lawl.
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