Mitch
16 more years
+877|6996|South Florida
I don't have a source but it was a myspace bulletin

1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms.

2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong.

3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.

4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's)

5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size.

6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion."

7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.

- THiNGS MEN MiGHT WANT TO KNOW -

1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking", and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy".

2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra.

3) 60% of women have had breast implants.

4) 75% of women like getting humped.

5) 95% of women shave their privates.


- A FEW THiNGS YOU BOTH MiGHT WANT TO KNOW -

1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and women.

2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before they have graduated. 27% lose their virginity senior prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1 month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

4) Teens are most likely to have sex for the first time in June.

5) First-time intercourse is often unplanned, meaning it's less likely teens will use contraception.

6) Virginity is often lost with a person they haven't been dating.


- 5 REASONS WHY SEX iS GOOD! -

1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150 calories every half an hour. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

2) You won't get sick. According to research if you have sex 1-2 times a week. You are less likely to get sick.

3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being.
Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women who dont have sex.

4) Makes you look better; problem is that ugly people don't get any. Sex releases hormones which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.

5) The best reason: You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who had sex 1-2 times a week, had half the death rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month. It also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to10 years younger than you really are.


- SOME THiNGS YOU MiGHT NOT HAVE KNOWN -

1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year = Running 75 miles!

Last edited by Mitch (2007-07-07 08:10:42)

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JaMrulezass
Member
+47|6936|Hong Kong
HAHAHHAHAHA! ROFL nice one very funny read.

+1 btw.

Last edited by JaMrulezass (2007-07-07 08:10:19)

Ryan
Member
+1,230|7314|Alberta, Canada

Good stuff.
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|7039|Mountains of NC

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so I fall in the 6% category .................... nice
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Mitch
16 more years
+877|6996|South Florida

SEREMAKER wrote:

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so I fall in the 6% category .................... nice
Haha. You just prooved you fall into the 94% for lieing.
15 more years! 15 more years!
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7092|London, England
- SOME THiNGS YOU DEFiNITELY FUCKING KNOW -

99% of people on forums haven't had sex, therefore the list is useless when posted on one. (not including me because i'm the best because the internet said so)

j/k - No need to start a flame hacker uber elite war

Last edited by Mekstizzle (2007-07-07 08:15:28)

Mitch
16 more years
+877|6996|South Florida

Mekstizzle wrote:

- SOME THiNGS YOU DEFiNITELY FUCKING KNOW -

99% of people on forums haven't had sex, therefore the list is useless when posted on one. (not including me because i'm the best because the internet said so)

j/k - No need to start a flame hacker uber elite war
It's still funny though. Probly more usefull to a virgin.
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Mong0ose
Will it blend?
+24|6957|UK

Mitch wrote:

I don't have a source but it was a myspace bulletin

5) 95% of women shave their privates.
Thank god, nothing worse than a mouthful of hair
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7092|London, England
Oh no doubt, no doubt it will be. Not taking anything away from you, that was an aweserrific list.
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6996|South Florida

Mong0ose wrote:

Mitch wrote:

I don't have a source but it was a myspace bulletin

5) 95% of women shave their privates.
Thank god, nothing worse than a mouthful of hair
Holy shit yes. That was my favorite answer tbh.
15 more years! 15 more years!
Mong0ose
Will it blend?
+24|6957|UK

Mitch wrote:

Mong0ose wrote:

Mitch wrote:

I don't have a source but it was a myspace bulletin

5) 95% of women shave their privates.
Thank god, nothing worse than a mouthful of hair
Holy shit yes. That was my favorite answer tbh.
Shaven haven FTW, or maybe just the landing strip to guide you in, either are good
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|7009|Long Island, New York
I'm going to show this to the hottest girl in my school.

Maybe that'll convince her? :S
sexecuti0ner
What kinda guy are you are?
+148|6703
There is no way that over half the female population has had breast implants.  Is it just me or does that number seem pretty high?
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|7039|Mountains of NC

Mitch wrote:

SEREMAKER wrote:

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so I fall in the 6% category .................... nice
Haha. You just prooved you fall into the 94% for lieing.
would you like to check for yourself
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg
OrangeHound
Busy doing highfalutin adminy stuff ...
+1,335|7120|Washington DC

Mitch wrote:

3) 60% of women have had breast implants.
  I'm not sure that the accuracy of these statistics can be trusted.  The number of women with breast implants (in the United States) is much more like 3% ... even if we were to maintain the rate from last year (255,000 procedures), the number would be no more than 6%.
SgtSpoon
Member
+6|6955
3) 60% of women have had breast implants.

eh?
Mong0ose
Will it blend?
+24|6957|UK

OrangeHound wrote:

Mitch wrote:

3) 60% of women have had breast implants.
  I'm not sure that the accuracy of these statistics can be trusted.  The number of women with breast implants (in the United States) is much more like 3% ... even if we were to maintain the rate from last year (255,000 procedures), the number would be no more than 6%.
agreed, there is no way that 6 out of every 10 women have breast implants

No idea what that stat wld be here in the uk but i bet it is nothing like that amount
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6996|South Florida
Lol yeah you guys may be right about the Breast implant, but just cause Noah's Ark is incredibly impossible doesn't mean you discount the rest of the bible as a fun read.
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cablecopulate
Member
+449|7209|Massachusetts.
If it was posted in a myspace bulletin it's got to be true.
Hurricane
Banned
+1,153|7101|Washington, DC

Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6961|Gogledd Cymru

So 80% of american men are circumsized, i call bullshit on this
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7092|London, England

Mitch wrote:

Lol yeah you guys may be right about the Breast implant, but just cause Noah's Ark is incredibly impossible doesn't mean you discount the rest of the bible as a fun read.
Yes you do.

Oh wait, I thought you meant literally.

Last edited by Mekstizzle (2007-07-07 08:38:48)

OrangeHound
Busy doing highfalutin adminy stuff ...
+1,335|7120|Washington DC

Mitch wrote:

Lol yeah you guys may be right about the Breast implant, but just cause Noah's Ark is incredibly impossible doesn't mean you discount the rest of the bible as a fun read.
Actually, the most laughable quote is this one:

Mitch wrote:

1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150 calories every half an hour. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.
Not that I disagree with the stat, it is just that the stat is based on 30 minutes.  Let's be real ... most guys would burn about 15 calories during sex. 
GR34
Member
+215|7016|ALBERTA> CANADA
my wank iches
jord
Member
+2,382|7149|The North, beyond the wall.

Mr.Surgeons wrote:

So 80% of american men are circumsized, i call bullshit on this
I think they have alot of Jewish people, and they all need to be circumsized.

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