Achieving True Inner Peace

2007-07-11 17:47:11

#1

Breez: AKA: badhq; +937|7103|Derby, England

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.

Peace

2007-07-11 17:52:40

#2

RoosterCantrell: Goodbye :); +399|6951|Somewhere else

not bad advice! Im heading for a nice bottle of Morgan right now.

2007-07-11 17:58:50

#3

-|TS|-owNzu7: Member; +6|6890

Ha ha ha, at first I was like "you watch Dr. phil....?"

2007-07-11 18:04:46

#4

ATG: Banned; +5,233|7000|Global Command

This is what I've been trying:

Last edited by ATG (2007-07-11 18:04:56)

2007-07-11 18:05:46

#5

Vilham: Say wat!?; +580|7237|UK

lol. Brilliant.

2007-07-11 19:45:02

#6

Breez: AKA: badhq; +937|7103|Derby, England

ATG wrote:
This is what I've been trying:

I actualy sat and watched that lol

2007-07-11 20:08:09

#7

mcminty: Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.; +879|7192|Sydney, Australia

Oh no... I'll try it again in a minute...

2007-07-11 20:18:11

#8

SgtSlutter: Banned; +550|7109|Amsterdam, NY

ATG wrote:
This is what I've been trying:

lamo where did u find that video its hilarious.

2007-07-11 20:18:20

#9

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7191|California

There is no such thing as inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Chocolates.

Ok, a few things wrong with this.

A. You mixed red and white wine in one day
B. Alcohol and sedatives? There are easier ways to kill yourself
C. If you have prescriptions for BOTH Valium and Prozac, you shouldn't be drinking wine, or eating cheesecake.

All of this from a medical background like myself, I did an emergency stomach pump on a 44 year old last week. His heart slowed so much that it stopped. We couldn't revive him.

2007-07-11 20:24:33

#10

mcminty: Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.; +879|7192|Sydney, Australia

What I was going to say (before I fucked the forums up) is the the Secret is another thing that the Chaser have lampooned...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=usbNJMUZSwo

2007-07-11 20:26:33

#11

d4rkst4r: biggie smalls; +72|6924|Ontario, Canada

badhq wrote:
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.

Peace

Congratz, I hope you gained 50 lbs.

"you know life is what we make it, and a chance is like a picture, it'd be nice if you just take it"

2007-07-11 20:28:46

#12

Scorpion0x17: can detect anyone's visible post count...; +691|7237|Cambridge (UK)

stryyker wrote:
There is no such thing as inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Chocolates.
Ok, a few things wrong with this.

A. You mixed red and white wine in one day
B. Alcohol and sedatives? There are easier ways to kill yourself
C. If you have prescriptions for BOTH Valium and Prozac, you shouldn't be drinking wine, or eating cheesecake.

All of this from a medical background like myself, I did an emergency stomach pump on a 44 year old last week. His heart slowed so much that it stopped. We couldn't revive him.

Thus achieving inner peace.

2007-07-11 20:31:00

#13

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7191|California

Having to endure the pain of your organs shutting down slowly, while you vomit uncontrollably and lose control of your bowels. Fun way to leave this Earth, no doubt.

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