Mason4Assassin444
retired
+552|7104|USA
Somone check. A second ago CNN had "Breaking news" Bush transfers power to Cheney due to colonoscopy. I can't find it now.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7063|London, England
It's only this:


WASHINGTON (AP) — President Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy Saturday, his spokesman said, revealing that Bush will
hand over presidential powers to Vice President Dick Cheney while he is under under anesthesia.

White House press secretary Tony Snow told reporters that Bush would have the procedure at his Camp David, Md., mountaintop retreat.

Last edited by Mekstizzle (2007-07-20 09:35:03)

Master*
Banned
+416|6937|United States
Its only temporary.
Agent_Dung_Bomb
Member
+302|7178|Salt Lake City

Maybe while they're doing the colonoscopy they will find his brain.
mcgid1
Meh...
+129|7159|Austin, TX/San Antonio, TX
Meh, nothing really shocking tbh.  Unless another 9/11 happens while Bush is under, Cheney isn't really going to do anything.
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|7010|Mountains of NC

Masterstyle wrote:

Its only temporary.
Dick needs only a few minutes to green light his plans and to press the big red button
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samfink
Member
+31|6997
yeah, it's just because Bush wont be able to run the country while he's unconscious. standard procedure, he'll be back before long. unless the anethisist 'accidentally' gives him too much.
Master*
Banned
+416|6937|United States

SEREMAKER wrote:

Masterstyle wrote:

Its only temporary.
Dick needs only a few minutes to green light his plans and to press the big red button
lal
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,992|7074|949

Mason4Assassin444 wrote:

Somone check. A second ago CNN had "Breaking news" Bush transfers power to Cheney due to colonoscopy. I can't find it now.
I wonder if its the first time Bush had something shoved up his ass...
PureFodder
Member
+225|6728

samfink wrote:

yeah, it's just because Bush wont be able to run the country while he's unconscious. standard procedure, he'll be back before long. unless the anethisist 'accidentally' gives him too much.
Not sure why they're bothering, he can't run it while conscious either but that never stopped him.
Pierre
I hunt criminals down for a living
+68|7118|Belgium
Not a big problem, and now he can say he hasn't been full of shit the whole presidency.
GATOR591957
Member
+84|7069

Mason4Assassin444 wrote:

Somone check. A second ago CNN had "Breaking news" Bush transfers power to Cheney due to colonoscopy. I can't find it now.
It wasn't a colonoscopy, he was having his head removed from his ass........
heggs
Spamalamadingdong
+581|6830|New York

Agent_Dung_Bomb wrote:

Maybe while they're doing the colonoscopy they will find his brain.
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GunSlinger OIF II
Banned.
+1,860|7086
so Cheney hasnt been calling the shots since 2001?
Agent_Dung_Bomb
Member
+302|7178|Salt Lake City

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:

so Cheney hasnt been calling the shots since 2001?
You may be right!  Maybe Bush is having this colonoscopy because of all the years Dick has had his hand up Bush's ass as the puppet master.
Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6887|The Land of Scott Walker
Junk drawer.
BN
smells like wee wee
+159|7210
Dont let cheney near bush's liquor cabinet
Braddock
Agitator
+916|6732|Éire
Colonoscopy ...so we won't be hearing any of his speeches for a while?
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,072|7214|PNW

For people who claim to be tolerant and kind-hearted, including those I know who have the utmost sympathy for career criminals, they've sure been making some nasty-assed jokes about this.

Stingray24 wrote:

Junk drawer.

Last edited by unnamednewbie13 (2007-07-21 21:10:44)

makeuser
Member
+5|7167|Texas

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

For people who claim to be tolerant and kind-hearted, including those I know who have the utmost sympathy for career criminals, they've sure been making some nasty-assed jokes about this.

Stingray24 wrote:

Junk drawer.
yeah, um, maybe you didn't get the memo, he's a douche bag.

and you're assuming he's not a criminal
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6971|Global Command
It will not last as long as you being retired.
golgoj4
Member
+51|7216|North Hollywood

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

For people who claim to be tolerant and kind-hearted, including those I know who have the utmost sympathy for career criminals, they've sure been making some nasty-assed jokes about this.

Stingray24 wrote:

Junk drawer.
Those carreer criminals have yet to shred the constitution, NOT catch osama bin laden and have NOT created a clusterfuck in the desert based on badly spun intel.

When a carreer criminal does all that in less than 8 years, a comparison will be in order.

K thx
1SFG-SAWBLADEZ
Member
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Unless of course you disagree, then they have no room for a different veiw from their own.
CommieChipmunk
Member
+488|7012|Portland, OR, USA
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/07/ … 5131.shtml

cbsnews wrote:

Doctors removed five small growths from President Bush's colon Saturday after he temporarily transferred the powers of his office to Vice President Dick Cheney under the rarely invoked 25th Amendment.

The polyps, extra tissue growing inside his large intestine, were found during a routine colon cancer scan performed at the Camp David presidential retreat.
they found his brains!
mcminty
Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.
+879|7163|Sydney, Australia

CommieChipmunk wrote:

they found his brains!
ROFL!

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