Ryan wrote:
Who cares. I hope they all die.cowami wrote:
Nope, it doesn't happen in this book.phil-12-12 wrote:
that better not be true... or els ill get really pissed cause you spoiled the damn ending!!
It happens in the sixth book.
Read my version then , it will not disappoint.Ryan wrote:
Who cares. I hope they all die.cowami wrote:
Nope, it doesn't happen in this book.phil-12-12 wrote:
that better not be true... or els ill get really pissed cause you spoiled the damn ending!!
It happens in the sixth book.
Ok, but who nails Hermione?M.O.A.B wrote:
Read my version then , it will not disappoint.Ryan wrote:
Who cares. I hope they all die.cowami wrote:
Nope, it doesn't happen in this book.
It happens in the sixth book.
Dobytjocka_vita_kisset wrote:
Ok, but who nails Hermione?M.O.A.B wrote:
Read my version then , it will not disappoint.Ryan wrote:
Who cares. I hope they all die.
With a ninja sneak bayonet attack.SgtSlauther wrote:
Dobytjocka_vita_kisset wrote:
Ok, but who nails Hermione?M.O.A.B wrote:
Read my version then , it will not disappoint.
Good, I was kind of hoping for Dobby!SgtSlauther wrote:
Dobytjocka_vita_kisset wrote:
Ok, but who nails Hermione?M.O.A.B wrote:
Read my version then , it will not disappoint.
Question? With the long nose?
Haha he pokes her to death with his long nose, oh priceless .tjocka_vita_kisset wrote:
Good, I was kind of hoping for Dobby!SgtSlauther wrote:
Dobytjocka_vita_kisset wrote:
Ok, but who nails Hermione?
Question? With the long nose?
Read this on another forum. Ways Harry should die:
Gets very drunk on butterbeer and has one-night stand with Dementor. Finds out its "Hump of Despair" is way worse than its "Kiss of Death."
Scar actually a time bomb set by Voldemort, making Harry's head explode in a bloody mist.
Luna Lovegood provides Harry with some bad acid. While tripping, Harry thinks he can fly without his broom and dies jumping from window in astronomy tower.
Heart attack from high cholesterol brought on by a lifetime of eating sausages.
Murdered by Ron after Hermione gets caught holding Harry's wand.
Smothered by Veela breasts.
Disgruntled Snitch frees a bunch of Bludgers and sends them after Harry.
Decapitated by Hogwart's Express in game of "chicken" with Draco Malfoy.
Trampled by a mob of liberated house elves.
Becomes Animagus. Turns into mouse. Gets eaten by Hedwig.
Neville Longbottom finds out about the prophecy and gets jealous. Pushes Harry to his death down the stairs then bungles attack on Voldemort. Evil wins.
Catches Wizard's Syphilis from Ginny Weasley.
Harry becomes Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, and you know how that turns out.
Contracts bird flu from infected owls.
Voldemort snipes him with an Avada Kedavra, then corpse camps Harry for eight hours.
Hagrid crushes his spine doing Heimlich maneuver when Harry chokes on one of Hagrid's biscuits.
"Accio butcher knife" spell goes horribly wrong.
Accidentally walks in on Professor McGonagall naked. Tears eyes out. Bleeds to death.
Unaware that the Pensieve has been replaced by a Fountain of Acid, dips his head in.
Harry begins messianic cult. Gives up hope of ever killing Voldemort. Passes out Deadly Draught to students who complete largest group suicide pact in wizard history.
Blood can't reach brain after a casting Viagrus Eternus on himself.
Gets very drunk on butterbeer and has one-night stand with Dementor. Finds out its "Hump of Despair" is way worse than its "Kiss of Death."
Scar actually a time bomb set by Voldemort, making Harry's head explode in a bloody mist.
Luna Lovegood provides Harry with some bad acid. While tripping, Harry thinks he can fly without his broom and dies jumping from window in astronomy tower.
Heart attack from high cholesterol brought on by a lifetime of eating sausages.
Murdered by Ron after Hermione gets caught holding Harry's wand.
Smothered by Veela breasts.
Disgruntled Snitch frees a bunch of Bludgers and sends them after Harry.
Decapitated by Hogwart's Express in game of "chicken" with Draco Malfoy.
Trampled by a mob of liberated house elves.
Becomes Animagus. Turns into mouse. Gets eaten by Hedwig.
Neville Longbottom finds out about the prophecy and gets jealous. Pushes Harry to his death down the stairs then bungles attack on Voldemort. Evil wins.
Catches Wizard's Syphilis from Ginny Weasley.
Harry becomes Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, and you know how that turns out.
Contracts bird flu from infected owls.
Voldemort snipes him with an Avada Kedavra, then corpse camps Harry for eight hours.
Hagrid crushes his spine doing Heimlich maneuver when Harry chokes on one of Hagrid's biscuits.
"Accio butcher knife" spell goes horribly wrong.
Accidentally walks in on Professor McGonagall naked. Tears eyes out. Bleeds to death.
Unaware that the Pensieve has been replaced by a Fountain of Acid, dips his head in.
Harry begins messianic cult. Gives up hope of ever killing Voldemort. Passes out Deadly Draught to students who complete largest group suicide pact in wizard history.
Blood can't reach brain after a casting Viagrus Eternus on himself.
made me laugh hardM.O.A.B wrote:
'Enemy Wizard Spotted!'
"Artillery headed to Hogwarts."
...
"Enemies annihilated."
...
"Enemies annihilated."
Agreed. They'd also fuck up the building.M.O.A.B wrote:
'Enemy Wizard Spotted!'
Rat-at-tat-tat
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Hogwarts is gonna get baseraped, do you think its classed as an uncap?
In Nazi Germany/Hogwarts, uncap caps you!M.O.A.B wrote:
Hogwarts is gonna get baseraped, do you think its classed as an uncap?
So you gotta destroy it. Be it Riechstag with snipers in the windows, be it Hogwarts with those changing stairwells.
Don't forget the magic pictures concealing the ninjas ready to jump out at some unexpecting dude.Mekstizzle wrote:
In Nazi Germany/Hogwarts, uncap caps you!M.O.A.B wrote:
Hogwarts is gonna get baseraped, do you think its classed as an uncap?
So you gotta destroy it. Be it Riechstag with snipers in the windows, be it Hogwarts with those changing stairwells.
I hate those PaintWhores
Harry misses the train, and has to fly to Hogwarts with Ron, in a blue Ford Anglia.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
And heads on into a big flying Peterbilt.fatherted13 wrote:
Harry misses the train, and has to fly to Hogwarts with Ron, in a blue Ford Anglia.
eh - I bought it, but I didn't make a fuss about it. However, I couldn't stop reading till I finished it. Good book x)
-konfusion
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TV'd out of the sky or owned by a stinger?fatherted13 wrote:
Harry misses the train, and has to fly to Hogwarts with Ron, in a blue Ford Anglia.
M.O.A.B wrote:
'Enemy Wizard Spotted!'
Rat-at-tat-tat
DefaultRussian [AK74] Harry Potter
actually i looked up the summary at wikipedia and apparantly.........ALOT of characters do die. damn magic is a "one hit kill" spellRyan wrote:
Who cares. I hope they all die.cowami wrote:
Nope, it doesn't happen in this book.phil-12-12 wrote:
that better not be true... or els ill get really pissed cause you spoiled the damn ending!!
It happens in the sixth book.
Yeah I think this was the main reason for the big queues this time round and the record sales.Ty wrote:
The rush is on to buy the last Potter book before T-shirts come out spoiling the ending, websites set up to say who dies and people going through internet forums writing spoilers at every opportunity simply to wreck the books for other people. If people could rely on the book being kept a secret I'm sure they'd wait to buy it so there wouldn't be a mad rush.
But I really dont see the point in all the people who queued for like 48 hours just to buy the book as soon as it came out. I mean you could have just woken up on the day of release and walked into any number of shops and bought it just like that. No need for queueing.
Tis a very good book.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
I agreeFlecco wrote:
Tis a very good book.
robthemadman wrote:
I agreeFlecco wrote:
Tis a very good book.