Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7063|London, England

stryyker wrote:

The man's name is Bear. I have no doubt in his awesomeness.
According to wiki it's actually "Edward Michael Bear Grylls"
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|7162|California

Mekstizzle wrote:

stryyker wrote:

The man's name is Bear. I have no doubt in his awesomeness.
According to wiki it's actually "Edward Michael Bear Grylls"
Locoloki
I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!
+216|7082|Your moms bedroom
i saw one episode where he said the best way to get down the rapids in upper colorado was to jump in and ride the stream down, now keep in mind there is snow on the ground and it can't be much warmer than say 40 degree water...... So they skip to the next scene and the dude is wearing a fucking lifejacket under his sweatshirt....he goes down the stream gets out, holy shit no more life jacket if i were teaching someone to survive in the wild, the number one rule is to stay dry.... i pretty much stopped watching after that episode
jonsimon
Member
+224|6937

stryyker wrote:

The man's name is Bear. I have no doubt in his awesomeness.
Exactly. And his last name is Grylls. Not much more manly than bears and grills.
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7204

Mekstizzle wrote:

stryyker wrote:

The man's name is Bear. I have no doubt in his awesomeness.
According to wiki it's actually "Edward Michael Bear Grylls"
Vilham
Say wat!?
+580|7208|UK
Seriously this is stupid as hell. Did people realy think he didnt spend the night in hotels. ARE THEY MORONS???
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7204

Vilham wrote:

Seriously this is stupid as hell. Did people realy think he didnt spend the night in hotels. ARE THEY MORONS???
I bet people DID think he spent all night in the woods.
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|7010|Mountains of NC

Vilham wrote:

Seriously this is stupid as hell. Did people realy think he didnt spend the night in hotels. ARE THEY MORONS???
some of us have dreams ............................. don't shatter them

https://memewatch.com/thelist/archives/pix/morans.jpg
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg
Donald O' Brien
Member
+104|7145
I love the show, partly because I like hearing Bear say "excellent source of protein, which is exactly what I need right now" at least once every episode.  Every time he says that phrase I do a little happy dance.
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|7010|Mountains of NC

Donald O' Brien wrote:

I love the show, partly because I like hearing Bear say "excellent source of protein, which is exactly what I need right now" at least once every episode.  Every time he says that phrase I do a little happy dance.
break out the tunes

https://www.itnet.ca/images/Photos/HappyDance.jpg
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg
Pug
UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate
+652|6984|Texas - Bigger than France

Donald O' Brien wrote:

I love the show, partly because I like hearing Bear say "excellent source of protein, which is exactly what I need right now" at least once every episode.  Every time he says that phrase I do a little happy dance.
Yeah, usually right after he says something like "This spindleweb spider isn't a potent as other nasties here in the bush.  It's only mildly poisonous, so as long as I'm careful not to let it bite me too many times I'll only be mildly sick for a while".  Then drops the protein line, and grabs the sucker, sticks it in his mouth and the legs flutter around in his lips before it skitters down this pipe....
Paco_the_Insane
Phorum Phantom
+244|7087|Ohio
ya hes always doing stupid stuff, like "im going to demonstate how to jump off a 20 foot cliff into shallow  water"
survivor man is much better, hes all by himself, with his cameras
Sgt.Kyle
Kyle
+48|6925|P-way, NJ

Undertow007 wrote:

man vs. wild = fail

Survivor Man = FTW
Hell yeah,

But that guy did drink his own piss, I just hate how he like grabs a frog and be like. Ok, grab it here and kill it quick, just crush his head or he will squiggle all the way down.
oug
Calmer than you are.
+380|6961|Πάϊ
Dammit who cares if he built the raft or not. If he can eat elephant crap then he can build a fucking raft. Those mundane tasks are beneath him thats all. And

jonsimon wrote:

stryyker wrote:

The man's name is Bear. I have no doubt in his awesomeness.
Exactly. And his last name is Grylls. Not much more manly than bears and grills.
ƒ³
herrr_smity
Member
+156|7070|space command ur anus
its fake what a shock
LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|7005|British Columbia, Canada
Survivor Man is way better.. I mean the guy does all his own Camera Work FFS..
S3v3N
lolwut?
+685|6960|Montucky

SEREMAKER wrote:

hmmmmmmmmm I liked watching that show, oh well ------------ its like finding out theres no Santa Clause
Actually its kinda like when you were 10 and figured out that the WWF was fake.
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|7010|Mountains of NC

S3v3N wrote:

SEREMAKER wrote:

hmmmmmmmmm I liked watching that show, oh well ------------ its like finding out theres no Santa Clause
Actually its kinda like when you were 10 and figured out that the WWF was fake.
https://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u4/dinamiclending/WWE-1.gif











and its not fake
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6665|Escea

SEREMAKER wrote:

Bubbalo wrote:

But the Easter Bunny's real, yeah?
me on the other hand have a different bunny to look forward too

http://www.motoquest.com.mx/Motoquest/S … ejitas.jpg
Far right girl, I'd hit that.
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7222|Great Brown North
as has been said

survivor man > man and production team Vs. wild
Locoloki
I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!
+216|7082|Your moms bedroom

M.O.A.B wrote:

SEREMAKER wrote:

Bubbalo wrote:

But the Easter Bunny's real, yeah?
me on the other hand have a different bunny to look forward too

http://www.motoquest.com.mx/Motoquest/S … ejitas.jpg
Far right girl, I'd hit that.
ill take second from the left
ReTox
Member
+100|6941|State of RETOXification

Locoloki wrote:

M.O.A.B wrote:

SEREMAKER wrote:

me on the other hand have a different bunny to look forward too

http://www.motoquest.com.mx/Motoquest/S … ejitas.jpg
Far right girl, I'd hit that.
ill take second from the left
You young guys and your singles.  Be a man and handle the entire six pack!   
Bubbalo
The Lizzard
+541|7003

SEREMAKER wrote:

Vilham wrote:

Seriously this is stupid as hell. Did people realy think he didnt spend the night in hotels. ARE THEY MORONS???
some of us have dreams ............................. don't shatter them

https://memewatch.com/thelist/archives/pix/morans.jpg
Actually, that isn't a type.  He was referring to my school captain and his family.
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|7020|Columbus, OH
After watching him jump in icy water and strip to his skivees in winter, maybe artic, conditions, or build a make-shift hammock a foot or two feet (3 meters) over alligator filled swamp you had to ask yourself is this real like professonal wrestling.
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6967|South Florida

Undertow007 wrote:

man vs. wild = fail

Survivor Man = FTW
At USMarine:
HAHAHAHAHAHA I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!! I ALWAYS HATED GRYLLS!!!!!!!! I ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS A FUCKING FAKE!!!!!!!!!!  HAHAHAHA!!!!!

At Undertow:
I've been saying this since day 1!!!!!!!
15 more years! 15 more years!

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