Marlboroman82
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So I made the mistake last night of being tricked by the hot pocket calzones. I should have known they would be as gross as their nasty little cousins. It was not five minutes latter I was knocking my pregnant wife out of the way to head to the bathroom. I would have taken some pics, but Downy did that all ready. In short why do they still sell these things? You might as well attach a bottle of pepto bismal to it.

https://www.hotpockets.com/graphics/hot/products/db/pepppizza_400.jpg

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Funky_Finny
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What's a hot pocket?
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7100|London, England
That looks kinda nice. I agree, screw Hotpockets. Buy some Marlboro lights instead.

Why did I just say that......damn you and your subliminal advertising. DAMN YOU
Dauntless
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+2,249|7222|London

What's a hotpocket?

And why are you such a dumb american?

Edit: Furthermore, why the hell is this £150??

http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/food/maggi-hot- … e/1024715/

Don't tell me you paid $300 for it...

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Jenspm
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+1,716|7212|St. Andrews / Oslo

looking at the box, I don't see why anyone would buy that.
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Funky_Finny
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Jenspm wrote:

looking at the box, I don't see why anyone would buy that.
I would, what's wrong with it?
I think I've had a Scottish version of this.
suomalainen_äijä
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what the hell is a Hot Pocket? looks delicious though
Marlboroman82
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suomalainen_äijä wrote:

what the hell is a Hot Pocket? looks delicious though
watch the video
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SamTheMan :D
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Cheese looks like sperm tbh


S
heggs
Spamalamadingdong
+581|6868|New York
I try to stay away from those nasty little things, and most frozen shit overall.
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Funky_Finny
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+456|6612|Carnoustie, Scotland
Cbf watching the video last night, internets was slow, but watched it there, and he's not funny... do these things really give you the shits?
Cougar
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+1,962|7244|Dallas
YOU NO WANNA HOT GURL............YOU WANNA HOT POCKET!!!

--Creepy Chinese Guy
Flecco
iPod is broken.
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Hot Pocket add = funny.

Shittty processed frozen foods = crap.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
Hurricane
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I used to eat lots of hot pockets
FatherTed
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Funky_Finny wrote:

Jenspm wrote:

looking at the box, I don't see why anyone would buy that.
I would, what's wrong with it?
I think I've had a Scottish version of this.
Hot Haggis?
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KEN-JENNINGS
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All you foreigners saying "what's a hot pocket" are missing out on one of the greatest inventions of American consumerism ever.  Hot Pockets are little rectangles of flaky pastry filled with food resembling: pizza; calzones; breakfast sandwiches; meatball sandwiches; broccoli and cheese, etc.

They are awesome.
jord
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

All you foreigners saying "what's a hot pocket" are missing out on one of the greatest inventions of American consumerism ever.  Hot Pockets are little rectangles of flaky pastry filled with food resembling: pizza; calzones; breakfast sandwiches; meatball sandwiches; broccoli and cheese, etc.

They are awesome.
Every other American seems to hate them...
Hurricane
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jord wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

All you foreigners saying "what's a hot pocket" are missing out on one of the greatest inventions of American consumerism ever.  Hot Pockets are little rectangles of flaky pastry filled with food resembling: pizza; calzones; breakfast sandwiches; meatball sandwiches; broccoli and cheese, etc.

They are awesome.
Every other American seems to hate them...
obvious assumption is obvious
KEN-JENNINGS
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jord wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

All you foreigners saying "what's a hot pocket" are missing out on one of the greatest inventions of American consumerism ever.  Hot Pockets are little rectangles of flaky pastry filled with food resembling: pizza; calzones; breakfast sandwiches; meatball sandwiches; broccoli and cheese, etc.

They are awesome.
Every other American seems to hate them...
I just think the Americans that commented feel the need to coddle MM's balls in their respective mouths.  I don't know anyone that hates them.  In fact the only beef I have with them is that you have to cook them longer than the directions because they are usually a little frozen in the middle if you follow the "recommended guidelines".
jord
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

jord wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

All you foreigners saying "what's a hot pocket" are missing out on one of the greatest inventions of American consumerism ever.  Hot Pockets are little rectangles of flaky pastry filled with food resembling: pizza; calzones; breakfast sandwiches; meatball sandwiches; broccoli and cheese, etc.

They are awesome.
Every other American seems to hate them...
I just think the Americans that commented feel the need to coddle MM's balls in their respective mouths.  I don't know anyone that hates them.  In fact the only beef I have with them is that you have to cook them longer than the directions because they are usually a little frozen in the middle if you follow the "recommended guidelines".
I think I had something similar years back, I hardly remember.

Also, hold on while I ignore Hurricane because he feels the need to quote my every post.
KEN-JENNINGS
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jord wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

jord wrote:


Every other American seems to hate them...
I just think the Americans that commented feel the need to coddle MM's balls in their respective mouths.  I don't know anyone that hates them.  In fact the only beef I have with them is that you have to cook them longer than the directions because they are usually a little frozen in the middle if you follow the "recommended guidelines".
I think I had something similar years back, I hardly remember.

Also, hold on while I ignore Hurricane because he feels the need to quote my every post.
Holding on...
Hurricane
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+1,153|7110|Washington, DC

jord wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

jord wrote:


Every other American seems to hate them...
I just think the Americans that commented feel the need to coddle MM's balls in their respective mouths.  I don't know anyone that hates them.  In fact the only beef I have with them is that you have to cook them longer than the directions because they are usually a little frozen in the middle if you follow the "recommended guidelines".
I think I had something similar years back, I hardly remember.

Also, hold on while I ignore Hurricane because he feels the need to quote my every post.
Jord likes to hold male genitalia in his hands

(he can't see this because he has me ignored)
Flecco
iPod is broken.
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LOL Hurri.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|7170|Devon, England
My friends like them...
Marlboroman82
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They are fucking gross, and yes you shit them out five mins later... no I am not kidding five mins. The only reason I ate one last night was  out of sure desperation.  There was nothing else in my fridge, my wife was out of town, and I sure as hell was not getting off my ass to go to the grocery. The toilet bowl paid dearly for my decision.
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