how doo i loose weight??????

2007-11-28 14:16:36

#1

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|7110|Washington, DC

so in PE today, we had to do the fitness test. amongst other things i had to clasp this barbaric device that sends electricity through your body to determine your fat percentage. to my shock, it ranked me as fatty! the teacher tried to console me, but i know that he was contracted by the Alliance (of barbaric devices) to say that to me...

how doth I lose weight, BF2s?!?! I try to resist food, but the brown temptress is far too much

https://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb280/anthraX2009/IMG_0660.jpg

Just look at its name. "Snickerdoodle."

–verb (used without object)
1. to laugh in a half-suppressed, indecorous or disrespectful manner.

It snickers at me. "Haha, fatty. Go ahead and eat me, fatass." And I fall victim to her sweet but sinister taste.

Help me BF2s!!!!!111

2007-11-28 14:17:32

#2

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7323|Alberta, Canada

Eat the grilled cheese instead of the zebrarooster. Works 9 out of 10 times.

2007-11-28 14:18:27

#3

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6969|Gogledd Cymru

At least you're not addicted to smoking, and got fired from your job for smoking illegally inside.

2007-11-28 14:18:57

#4

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7101|London, England

Throw the box out the window and yell at it in Spanish. It only knows Spanish and Swahili.

2007-11-28 14:19:14

#5

some_random_panda: Flamesuit essential; +454|6870

Lulz, Snickerdoodle.

(09:21:08) (@HurricaNe) that cookie was delicious btw

Last edited by some_random_panda (2007-11-28 14:19:35)

2007-11-28 14:19:19

#6

Parker: isteal; +1,452|6874|The Gem Saloon

do what surgeon did, start smoking.

2007-11-28 14:19:48

#7

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|7002|...

less boards more exercise ... it all boils down to discipline and what you truly want ot of life: lulz or energy.

But if you have to sit, avoid processed starches and sugar, eat more tiny meals. You think its bad now, wait until you get older.

Last edited by jsnipy (2007-11-28 14:21:03)

2007-11-28 14:20:58

#8

jord: Member; +2,382|7158|The North, beyond the wall.

Start thowing up after each meal. Or take up smoking.

2007-11-28 14:21:48

#9

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|7110|Washington, DC

jsnipy wrote:
less boards more exercise ... it all boils down to discipline and what you truly want ot of life: lulz or energy

But the snickerdoodle promises me energy. Ever heard "Black Magic Woman"? This is a "Brown Evil Cookie"

Just read the description on the back

"Savor these deliciously rich, soft cookies inspired by favorite family recipes. Pepperidge Farm Soft Baked Snickerdoodle Cookies are the perfect blend of sweet cinnamon and sugar for a truly melt-in-your-mouth experience. So satisfying, so delightful, so scrumptious..."

Sounds like a desription for sex

2007-11-28 14:22:09

#10

some_random_panda: Flamesuit essential; +454|6870

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/98ed/

2007-11-28 14:22:21

#11

Parker: isteal; +1,452|6874|The Gem Saloon

jsnipy wrote:
less boards more exercise ... it all boils down to discipline and what you truly want ot of life: lulz or energy

no shit hurricane, i just saw you make a post about wanting a PS3 at BOTH houses, so you can vegetate with greater ease.

go outside, run around, break a bone, punch people....fun stuff.
oh, and the girls dude

2007-11-28 14:23:21

#12

Slickdawg8: Visit TAW.NET; +58|7258|Long Island

First, stop eating when you get full. That is key. Second, try to resist unhealthy snacks. Every once in a while is okay though. also, NO FAST FOOD AT ALL. Third, go for a jog every other day and start working out.

2007-11-28 14:23:41

#13

some_random_panda: Flamesuit essential; +454|6870

Parker wrote:
jsnipy wrote:
less boards more exercise ... it all boils down to discipline and what you truly want ot of life: lulz or energy
no shit hurricane, i just saw you make a post about wanting a PS3 at BOTH houses, so you can vegetate with greater ease.

go outside, run around, break a bone, punch people....fun stuff.
oh, and the girls dude

PS2 +

some_random_panda wrote:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/98ed/

on highest setting = skinny boi.

Last edited by some_random_panda (2007-11-28 14:24:07)

2007-11-28 14:24:55

#14

seymorebutts443: Ready for combat; +211|7075|Belchertown Massachusetts, USA

exercise, just exercise. play some basketball at the gym or go running. hell go play some ultimate frisbee, its fun and gets you a good workout.

2007-11-28 14:25:21

#15

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6980|so randum

Eat less you fat waster

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2007-11-28 14:25:36

#16

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|7110|Washington, DC

Parker wrote:
jsnipy wrote:
less boards more exercise ... it all boils down to discipline and what you truly want ot of life: lulz or energy
no shit hurricane, i just saw you make a post about wanting a PS3 at BOTH houses, so you can vegetate with greater ease.

go outside, run around, break a bone, punch people....fun stuff.
oh, and the girls dude

But vegetating kicks more ass than running around and lifting heavy things

2007-11-28 14:26:34

#17

Simon: basically; +838|7138|UK

Just start running half a mile every day, run a normal half a mile and time yourself - make sure you beat this time, even if by a few seconds, every time you run.

Eventually you'll be saying 'fuck, half a mile? easy shit'.. then move up to a mile etc.
It works especially well if you like running

2007-11-28 14:28:21

#18

SgtSlutter: Banned; +550|7117|Amsterdam, NY

<+Heggs> lots of fruits and vegatables
<NaightKnifar> OBESITY IS A DISEASE
<+Heggs> exercise if possible
<@HurricaNe> i'll email pepperidge farm to make whole meal snickerdoodles D:
<Sgt_Sexes_Chat> wut about crabs
<Mek-Izzle> hurricane what's your weight/height
<@HurricaNe> mek
<+Heggs> snack sparingly
<@HurricaNe> 150 lbs, 6 foot 0
<NaightKnifar> 150 IS ST?
<@HurricaNe> huh
<NaightKnifar> stone?
<Mek-Izzle> that aint bad, i dont get it
<+Heggs> you should lose some weight, and trim up a bit
<@HurricaNe> no
<Sgt_Sexes_Chat> lol at you thinking ur fat
<@HurricaNe> noob
<Mek-Izzle> 150 = 11 stone
<NaightKnifar> omg
<NaightKnifar> not bad at all?
<@HurricaNe> lulz i dont actually think im fat you noobs
<NaightKnifar> OBESITY IS A DISEASE
<Mek-Izzle> 11 stone and 6 foot aint bad
<Sgt_Sexes_Chat> anorexia

2007-11-28 14:28:56

#19

heggs: Spamalamadingdong; +581|6868|New York

jsnipy wrote:
You think its bad now, wait until you get older.

QFT

Eat lots of whole grains, fruits and vegetables. Stay away from shit food, and drink lots of water.

Remember Me As A Time Of Day

2007-11-28 14:31:58

#20

Dr.Red-Eye: fanneh; +64|7174|Ireland

Thats exactly what I am, 6 Ft, and exactly 150 lbs....

And im skinny..

2007-11-28 14:32:05

#21

seymorebutts443: Ready for combat; +211|7075|Belchertown Massachusetts, USA

what the fuck, you do not need to lose weight. you're only 150 pounds at 6', christ im only 180 lbs at 6'8". if anything you should gain a few, not alot but like maybe 5 pounds, of muscle not fat. a little fat is good though, keeps you insulated.

2007-11-28 14:33:33

#22

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|7110|Washington, DC

seymorebutts443 wrote:
what the fuck, you do not need to lose weight. you're only 150 pounds at 6', christ im only 180 lbs at 6'8". if anything you should gain a few, not alot but like maybe 5 pounds, of muscle not fat. a little fat is good though, keeps you insulated.

lol que

<@HurricaNe> lulz i dont actually think im fat you noobs

2007-11-28 14:35:01

#23

seymorebutts443: Ready for combat; +211|7075|Belchertown Massachusetts, USA

Hurricane wrote:
seymorebutts443 wrote:
what the fuck, you do not need to lose weight. you're only 150 pounds at 6', christ im only 180 lbs at 6'8". if anything you should gain a few, not alot but like maybe 5 pounds, of muscle not fat. a little fat is good though, keeps you insulated.
lol que

<@HurricaNe> lulz i dont actually think im fat you noobs

im gullible, so sue me, but in seriuz, gain a few.

2007-11-28 14:37:27

#24

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|7110|Washington, DC

seymorebutts443 wrote:
Hurricane wrote:
seymorebutts443 wrote:
what the fuck, you do not need to lose weight. you're only 150 pounds at 6', christ im only 180 lbs at 6'8". if anything you should gain a few, not alot but like maybe 5 pounds, of muscle not fat. a little fat is good though, keeps you insulated.
lol que

<@HurricaNe> lulz i dont actually think im fat you noobs
im gullible, so sue me, but in seriuz, gain a few.

i would, but gaining muscle is a lot ahrder than owning people in games or making lulz on the forums

2007-11-28 14:40:15

#25

MAGUIRE93: High Angle Hell; +182|6674|Schofield Barracks

dude i usta be pretty big and then i got sick for a week and lost like 7 pounds
then i started runniong and swimming laot and i lost alot of wieght now all my friends and family r tellin my to gain wieght

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