start smoking...Hurricane wrote:
so in PE today, we had to do the fitness test. amongst other things i had to clasp this barbaric device that sends electricity through your body to determine your fat percentage. to my shock, it ranked me as fatty! the teacher tried to console me, but i know that he was contracted by the Alliance (of barbaric devices) to say that to me...
how doth I lose weight, BF2s?!?! I try to resist food, but the brown temptress is far too much
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Just look at its name. "Snickerdoodle."
–verb (used without object)
1. to laugh in a half-suppressed, indecorous or disrespectful manner.
It snickers at me. "Haha, fatty. Go ahead and eat me, fatass." And I fall victim to her sweet but sinister taste.
Help me BF2s!!!!!111
How do I put on weight?
how much do you want to put onSamTheMan wrote:
How do I put on weight?
and current height and weight
have a fat chick sit on your lap - funny - that's also the best way to take weight off tooSamTheMan wrote:
How do I put on weight?
175cm
9 stone / 58kg
9 stone / 58kg
ouch 5' 9" and 128 lbsSamTheMan wrote:
175cm
9 stone / 58kg
whats your diet --- what do you normally eat
Um, not a lot, Tuna, beans, cheese, all meats.SEREMAKER wrote:
ouch 5' 9" and 128 lbsSamTheMan wrote:
175cm
9 stone / 58kg
whats your diet --- what do you normally eat
Sam you should change your name to Sam_I_Am or Serious_Sam
I dunno lol
Serious Sam is one of the best shooters out there
I dunno lol
Serious Sam is one of the best shooters out there
Make a tuna sandwich layered with bacon, brie, and baked beans. Then pour on a bunch of protein powdereSamTheMan wrote:
Um, not a lot, Tuna, beans, cheese, all meats.SEREMAKER wrote:
ouch 5' 9" and 128 lbsSamTheMan wrote:
175cm
9 stone / 58kg
whats your diet --- what do you normally eat
edit: Snickerdoodle for dessert
And SERE thanks for the workout
Last edited by Hurricane (2007-11-28 16:06:29)
What the hell is "stone" anyway? Is it a Euro thing?
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
fatass
Hey, you!Mekstizzle wrote:
Sam you should change your name to Sam_I_Am or Serious_Sam
I dunno lol
Serious Sam is one of the best shooters out there
I like you, do you have xfire?
haffeysucks wrote:
What the hell is "stone" anyway? Is it a Euro thing?
sam weighs nine of those
Last edited by Hurricane (2007-11-28 16:08:27)
Yeah but I never use it. When I get this p.o.s computer fixed and get CoD4 for myself i'll use it more. I think my xfire name is mechstizzleSamTheMan wrote:
Hey, you!Mekstizzle wrote:
Sam you should change your name to Sam_I_Am or Serious_Sam
I dunno lol
Serious Sam is one of the best shooters out there
I like you, do you have xfire?
Stone is a really old measurement, dunno why it's still in use but it is. 1 Stone = I dunno lol pounds
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Thanks Hurri...Hurricane wrote:
http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/9005 … neldp6.jpghaffeysucks wrote:
What the hell is "stone" anyway? Is it a Euro thing?
sam weighs nine of those
Edit: Oh I got it you fookin Brits: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_%28weight%29
Last edited by haffeysucks (2007-11-28 16:12:17)
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
kekekehaffeysucks wrote:
Thanks Hurri...Hurricane wrote:
http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/9005 … neldp6.jpghaffeysucks wrote:
What the hell is "stone" anyway? Is it a Euro thing?
sam weighs nine of those
1 Stone = 14lb according to some site
Snickerdoodles blow. I go for the teh chocolate chunk.
And as for your gym teacher, ignore them or be bold and tell them to piss/fuck/screw off. Remember Hurricane, those who can't do, teach, and those who can't teach, teach gym.
And as for your gym teacher, ignore them or be bold and tell them to piss/fuck/screw off. Remember Hurricane, those who can't do, teach, and those who can't teach, teach gym.
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Lift weights, play soccer, and run. Me=5'7'' 135, plus muscle! It's all about the disciplene!
Lmao, so true! But it's not gym! It's Physical Education...-Gunsmoke- wrote:
Snickerdoodles blow. I go for the teh chocolate chunk.
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And as for your gym teacher, ignore them or be bold and tell them to piss/fuck/screw off. Remember Hurricane, those who can't do, teach, and those who can't teach, teach gym.
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
Shoot some b' ball outside of the school.
buy a wii instead and play baseball or somthing
ya a wii is kinda gay but hey its better than i fat ass!!
ya a wii is kinda gay but hey its better than i fat ass!!
if you're serious about it here's what you do(sadly i used to be a fatty myself ).
1.do not eat fast food.it's worthless nutrition-wise and you might as well inject some fat straight into your ass.
2.don't drink pop.pop is evil.it slows you down and overall makes you feel like shit.
3.eat until you're full then stop.DO NOT eat when you're bored,that's one of the most common problems.if you really just have to be chewing on something,buy some gum and grab a piece whenever you think you feel hungry.
4.GET EXERCISE.this is the biggest part.you can try to eat as healthy as humanly possible,but if you're sitting on your ass you're never going to lose weight.i went to a trainer and it worked wonders for me.
5.determination and willpower.it's the most important part.don't let yourself make excuses like "I just don't have time to work out." if you're serious about it,just do it!
1.do not eat fast food.it's worthless nutrition-wise and you might as well inject some fat straight into your ass.
2.don't drink pop.pop is evil.it slows you down and overall makes you feel like shit.
3.eat until you're full then stop.DO NOT eat when you're bored,that's one of the most common problems.if you really just have to be chewing on something,buy some gum and grab a piece whenever you think you feel hungry.
4.GET EXERCISE.this is the biggest part.you can try to eat as healthy as humanly possible,but if you're sitting on your ass you're never going to lose weight.i went to a trainer and it worked wonders for me.
5.determination and willpower.it's the most important part.don't let yourself make excuses like "I just don't have time to work out." if you're serious about it,just do it!
Last edited by aj0404 (2007-11-28 18:33:34)
Well if hes 150 and 6ft, then its probably cause his weight is all bone skin and fat.....no muscle....no offense intended dude. My advice, if your doing that good, then just work out some, you'll be fine.
or just join the military and find yourself carting around 100 pounds of body armor! worked for in a few weeks. avoid bullets thou they tend to mess up your progress! lolaj0404 wrote:
if you're serious about it here's what you do(sadly i used to be a fatty myself ).
1.do not eat fast food.it's worthless nutrition-wise and you might as well inject some fat straight into your ass.
2.don't drink pop.pop is evil.it slows you down and overall makes you feel like shit.
3.eat until you're full then stop.DO NOT eat when you're bored,that's one of the most common problems.if you really just have to be chewing on something,buy some gum and grab a piece whenever you think you feel hungry.
4.GET EXERCISE.this is the biggest part.you can try to eat as healthy as humanly possible,but if you're sitting on your ass you're never going to lose weight.i went to a trainer and it worked wonders for me.
5.determination and willpower.it's the most important part.don't let yourself make excuses like "I just don't have time to work out." if you're serious about it,just do it!
none taken, that's kinda how the reality isCommie Killer wrote:
Well if hes 150 and 6ft, then its probably cause his weight is all bone skin and fat.....no muscle....no offense intended dude. My advice, if your doing that good, then just work out some, you'll be fine.
really, this thread started as a thread for the lulz but it quickly evolved into something actually constructive. Thanks for the exercise tips everyone.