....wipe or flush. What should I say?
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Tell him to wipe, flush and was his hands right now
Tell the boss, assimilate his salary.
stop watching your coworkers taking shits
He gets irritable very easily. Maybe if I leave a Post-It note on his desk....will not cause confrontation, yes?
LOLRandomSchl wrote:
stop watching your coworkers taking shits
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
write the postit in your own shitloubot wrote:
He gets irritable very easily. Maybe if I leave a Post-It note on his desk....will not cause confrontation, yes?
Good idea.loubot wrote:
He gets irritable very easily. Maybe if I leave a Post-It note on his desk....will not cause confrontation, yes?
Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
Good idea.loubot wrote:
He gets irritable very easily. Maybe if I leave a Post-It note on his desk....will not cause confrontation, yes?
Better idea.TheAussieReaper wrote:
write the postit in your own shitloubot wrote:
He gets irritable very easily. Maybe if I leave a Post-It note on his desk....will not cause confrontation, yes?
Just offend him by smelling your fingers, and getting that screwd up, i shouldnt have smelt that face .
Last edited by OneSixty (2007-12-04 17:37:12)
I wasnt watching I swear....I was taking a wiz and minding my bidness when I hear someone in the stall pulling their pants up and he walked out.....my eyes are fixed on the wall, straight ahead, but my ears were expecting to hear water run instead i hear the door openning. Then I was like WTF you dirty MFer. I started thinking and said hey I didn't hear a flush so when I was finished I zipped up my pants and check the stall he was in...sure enough there is a was, staring me in the face and the stench was horrible. I couldnt reach over the pull the handle. Instead I literally did a karate kick to flush his turd and i notice there was no toilet paper. From this point on, I will refuse to shake his hand or have lunch with him.
UPDATE: Oh yah I was so distraught I forgot to wash my hands bwhahahaha
UPDATE: Oh yah I was so distraught I forgot to wash my hands bwhahahaha
Last edited by loubot (2007-12-04 17:38:40)
Tell him to make you a samich.
lol I love post it notes.
When I was at my work experience one guys 'catchphrase" was bloody hell and he was an ozzie so he got some stick for it. Turned into a game to write it on post it notes and try to put it in the weirdest places that he would accidently find them. Someone scanned one in when he was out the room and set it as his desktop background
When I was at my work experience one guys 'catchphrase" was bloody hell and he was an ozzie so he got some stick for it. Turned into a game to write it on post it notes and try to put it in the weirdest places that he would accidently find them. Someone scanned one in when he was out the room and set it as his desktop background
Hypocrisy!loubot wrote:
UPDATE: Oh yah I was so distraught I forgot to wash my hands bwhahahahaloubot wrote:
I wasnt watching I swear....I was taking a wiz and minding my bidness when I hear someone in the stall pulling their pants up and he walked out.....my eyes are fixed on the wall, straight ahead, but my ears were expecting to hear water run instead i hear the door openning. Then I was like WTF you dirty MFer. I started thinking and said hey I didn't hear a flush so when I was finished I zipped up my pants and check the stall he was in...sure enough there is a was, staring me in the face and the stench was horrible. I couldnt reach over the pull the handle. Instead I literally did a karate kick to flush his turd and i notice there was no toilet paper. From this point on, I will refuse to shake his hand or have lunch with him.
Nup- theres no getting out of this one bro, youll remember this for years. Get away from him lolloubot wrote:
I wasnt watching I swear....I was taking a wiz and minding my bidness when I hear someone in the stall pulling their pants up and he walked out.....my eyes are fixed on the wall, straight ahead, but my ears were expecting to hear water run instead i hear the door openning. Then I was like WTF you dirty MFer. I started thinking and said hey I didn't hear a flush so when I was finished I zipped up my pants and check the stall he was in...sure enough there is a was, staring me in the face and the stench was horrible. I couldnt reach over the pull the handle. Instead I literally did a karate kick to flush his turd and i notice there was no toilet paper. From this point on, I will refuse to shake his hand or have lunch with him.
bennisboy wrote:
lol I love post it notes.
When I was at my work experience one guys 'catchphrase" was bloody hell and he was an ozzie so he got some stick for it. Turned into a game to write it on post it notes and try to put it in the weirdest places that he would accidently find them. Someone scanned one in when he was out the room and set it as his desktop background
If only I had a job so that I could join in these shenanigans
Dont worry destiny has this fate planned for you all. Some day it will happen but for me I will leave a Post-it note signed by HR (Human Resources)
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