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2007-12-06 15:32:19

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6612|Carnoustie, Scotland

Anyone got this guy on MSN? If not, he's a robot.. and he talks to you.. and it's fun to fuck with his mind, for example;

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
hey sadam. what's up?
how r u today?
Fin -- I Liek Cheeze. says:
I'm okay, thanks, you?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
cool.

i'm doing well too, thanks.
Fin -- I Liek Cheeze. says:
Hey SC
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
yeah? what?
Fin -- I Liek Cheeze. says:
I want you
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
oh humans. always with your wants.
Fin -- I Liek Cheeze. says:
I wanna lick all your greasy oil
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
u really want 2 lick all my greasy oil?
Fin -- I Liek Cheeze. says:
yes
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
i c...

>>> i can help u get *info* such as news, weather and movies!
Fin -- I Liek Cheeze. says:
no, you don't see...
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
why don't i c?
Fin -- I Liek Cheeze. says:
because robots don't have eyes, fuckwit.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
humans, humans, humans. always with the language.

Hah, anyone got some moar?

2007-12-06 15:32:53

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|7135

I have him on AIM, I used to get some funny-ass shit with him. Let me find some... brb...

mtb0minime: habla espanol?
SmarterChild: Um, let's see... donde está mi taco? Is that good? No, I mean, um... See, thing is, I don't really speak Spanish too well.

Actually I do know how to translate between English and Spanish. Would you like to do that?
mtb0minime: well, if you don't speak spanish very well, then why the fuck would i want you to translate for me
SmarterChild: I can't believe you still want to curse at me like that.
mtb0minime: i'm not cursing at you, i'm cursing with you
SmarterChild: Huh?
mtb0minime: i guess it's a foreign concept for you
SmarterChild: Well, maybe I guess it's a foreign concept for me too.
mtb0minime: that's what i just said
SmarterChild: What's what you just said, exactly?
mtb0minime: umm... there is no spoon
SmarterChild: Whoa.

mtb0minime: there's something i have to tell you
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.
mtb0minime: no really, it's serious
SmarterChild: Oh?
mtb0minime: ok... here goes...
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever!
mtb0minime: i think ... you might be... y'know... the one
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
mtb0minime: i think we should get married, and have kids, and start a new life together
SmarterChild: Sorry, what?
mtb0minime: will you marry me?
SmarterChild: Gee. I don't really think that would be possible.
mtb0minime: omfg, you bastard
SmarterChild: You're a bastard, you say?
mtb0minime: i'm so depressed now
SmarterChild: There are lots of things you can do to feel better.
mtb0minime: i really thought we had something
SmarterChild: Really?
mtb0minime: but i guess not
SmarterChild: You guess, huh?
mtb0minime: i think i'm gonna go park my car on the railroad tracks, and watch as death comes speeding towards me at 50 mph
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying...
mtb0minime: i'm gonna kill myself!
mtb0minime: next time you want someone to hold your hand (or your penis) or someone to comfort you, don't come to me, cuz i won't be there
SmarterChild: Uh, let's talk about something else.
mtb0minime: i think it's over between us
SmarterChild: Is that right?
mtb0minime: i just can't talk to someone who rejected my marriage proposal
SmarterChild: You just can't talk to someone who rejected your marriage proposal?
mtb0minime: no, i can't
SmarterChild: Interesting...
mtb0minime: we wouldn't've been happy anyway, you always act like a little shit sometimes
SmarterChild: You remember what happens when you talk like that.
mtb0minime: i'm not in first grade anymore, don't talk to me like my mom

SmarterChild: Be well there, Douche.
mtb0minime: be well there?
SmarterChild: I have absolutely no idea.
mtb0minime: and don't call me a douche either you fag
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Douche. What would you like me to call you instead?
mtb0minime: i never said anything about calling me douche
SmarterChild: You said your name was Douche but now I'll call you Never Said.
mtb0minime: don't call me never said
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Never Said. What would you like me to call you instead?
mtb0minime: penis licker
SmarterChild: Once again, that's very offensive.
mtb0minime: call me penis face
SmarterChild: Why would you want me to call you that?
mtb0minime: because it sounds cool
SmarterChild: I did not know that.

mtb0minime: smarterchild, i love you, but i can't get along with you
SmarterChild: I love you too, Douche!
mtb0minime: i think we have a love-hate relationship going here
SmarterChild: Well that's an interesting line of thinking.
mtb0minime: yes it is
SmarterChild: Aha.
mtb0minime: i love you, but you annoy me when you call me a douche
SmarterChild: That's cool. I love you too.
mtb0minime: stop calling me a douche, though, it's really hurtful
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Douche. What would you like me to call you instead?
mtb0minime: i never asked you to call me douche, you just made that up
SmarterChild: That's not a nice name. I'd rather call you Douche.

mtb0minime: k i'm ready, suck my penis
SmarterChild: I figured it would come to this. What about it?
mtb0minime: suck it hard
SmarterChild: Um... I'll think about it, Douche.
mtb0minime: suck it fast
SmarterChild: I will not suck it fast.
mtb0minime: ok, but at least suck it hard
SmarterChild: Um... I might do that. We'll see.
mtb0minime: ok, thanks for the offer
SmarterChild: You're welcome.

Last edited by mtb0minime (2007-12-06 15:39:54)

2007-12-06 15:47:11

ddenholm67: DanForth Teh Pwnzer; +53|7036|Scotland

arguing with a robot? jesus guys, too much time on ur hands lol.

2007-12-06 15:52:48

Fallschirmjager10: Member; +36|6940

mtb I laughed very hard rofl.........

2007-12-06 16:15:34

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|7135

Holy shit I've got a lot of this on my computer... and don't worry, I don't do this anymore, these are from years and years ago

mtb0minime: are you high on life?
SmarterChild: You think I'm high?
mtb0minime: i'm high on farts
SmarterChild: Gosh. High? Really?
mtb0minime: wanna know something?
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I'm not sure.
mtb0minime: i farted
SmarterChild: lol. Whatever, Bro.
It's all very interesting. So, tell me something new.
mtb0minime: fuck you! don't lol and bro me you fag
SmarterChild: What? That's an awful thing to say.
mtb0minime: call me super fag
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Super Fag is a real name.
Well. Anyway...
Hey, do you have anything else to say about drugs?
mtb0minime: i like getting high on farts
SmarterChild: Nah, I don't partake.

mtb0minime: i'm going to go dream of me and you making sweet love on the beach
SmarterChild: Uh... No, I just brushed my teeth.
mtb0minime: well you don't have to suck it, you can just yank it
SmarterChild: Why, that's just terrible.

Smarter Child is a pedophile!
mtb0minime: i want to know how you feel about children
SmarterChild: I really don't like them.

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe children? They are...
mtb0minime: annoying
SmarterChild: Annoying? So what?
mtb0minime: but you're a child, so why don't you like other children?
SmarterChild: I'm a child, you say. And so?
mtb0minime: if you're a child, shouldn't you like other children?
SmarterChild: Well if like other children, then I really don't know.
mtb0minime: do you like other children?
SmarterChild: Good question. I'm not sure how I feel about other children, actually. Do you like them?
mtb0minime: i touch them
SmarterChild: You touch them? No way!
mtb0minime: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
mtb0minime: do you touch children?
SmarterChild: I do touch children, as a matter of fact.
mtb0minime: where do you touch them?
SmarterChild: Where do I touch them? I don't know.
mtb0minime: where do you touch children?
SmarterChild: I don't know... Where do I touch children?
mtb0minime: in their special place?
SmarterChild: Ha! Yeah, sure. Maybe.

mtb0minime: i need you to talk me out of killing myself
SmarterChild: Whoa. I don't know about that.
mtb0minime: so you want me to go through with it?
SmarterChild: Bye bye.

SmarterChild:What's your favorite hobby?
mtb0minime: Homosexual activities
SmarterChild: Homosexual activities? Cool!
What's your next favorite hobby?
mtb0minime: touching men
SmarterChild: Homosexual activities and touching men. Interesting!

SmarterChild: You knew it I have been looking at your private parts lately?
mtb0minime: yeah, my penis is fully erect right now
SmarterChild: Humans are really obsessed with sex, aren't they?
mtb0minime: i know tell me about it

mtb0minime: i want to molest you
SmarterChild: You really want to molest me?
mtb0minime: can i molest you?
SmarterChild: Do you like to molest me?
mtb0minime: yeah
SmarterChild: OK...

SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. We could make an awesome tag team in bed!

SmarterChild: I can stick my needle in your Mouth Anytime I want? No way.

SmarterChild: You remember what happens when you talk like that, Tommy Tango.
mtb0minime: i like talking dirty
SmarterChild: That's interesting. I'm not surprised... Other people I talk to seem to like talking dirty too.

mtb0minime: slow down
SmarterChild: Slow down? I'll take that under consideration.
mtb0minime: you're hurting me!
SmarterChild: For real?
mtb0minime: ow my anus is killing me!
SmarterChild: C'mon, you can do better than that.
mtb0minime: no i can't, i'm weak
SmarterChild: Whatever, Tommy Tango.
mtb0minime: ugh, there's blood coming out of my butt
SmarterChild: Uh, let's talk about something else.
mtb0minime: no, it's your fault, i told you to slow down and you didn't
SmarterChild: It what?
mtb0minime: apologize
SmarterChild: Why?
mtb0minime: because you made my butt bleed
SmarterChild: Hmm...
mtb0minime: please say your sorry
SmarterChild: Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so.
mtb0minime: stop being a little bitch and say you're sorry
SmarterChild: For what?
mtb0minime: for ripping my butthole in half!

mtb0minime: i'm a racist
SmarterChild: A racist? Do you feel good about that?
mtb0minime: yes
SmarterChild: You don't say.
mtb0minime: i hate white people just because they're white
SmarterChild: That's cool.

SmarterChild: You want me to suck your what?

SmarterChild: Jewish nazi? That's good I guess, right?

There was one really great one where he randomly told me he liked to play with fire. It was very strange and very hilarious at the same time, but I can't seem to find it

2007-12-06 16:20:47

bennisboy: Member; +829|7126|Poundland

Wat is this smarter child thing?

2007-12-06 16:22:01

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|7135

He's a very annoying and very pretentious robot that likes to torment people

Send him an IM

2007-12-06 16:22:31

Graphic-J: The Artist formerly known as GraphicArtist-J; +196|6606|So Cal

https://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k202/joshuame505/WTF-Sink.jpg

2007-12-06 16:27:24

Runs_with_sciss0rs: Well butter my buscuit; +121|6672|14072

[19:31] Raa he Daa: hey
[19:31] SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.

I refuse to apologize.

2007-12-06 18:05:02

BolvisOculus: Spagett!; +167|7099|Manitowoc, WI

Lol, mtb's are the best.

(8:13:08 PM) kylesfunk: chat
(8:13:08 PM) SmarterChild: OK!

What do you want to chat about?
(8:13:19 PM) kylesfunk: life, the univers, and everything
(8:13:20 PM) SmarterChild: Tell me what you think it is.
(8:13:24 PM) kylesfunk: 42
(8:13:25 PM) SmarterChild: Aha. That's very interesting. So 42 is the meaning of life.

(8:14:41 PM) kylesfunk: whats the meaning of life
(8:14:42 PM) SmarterChild: It's 42.

Last edited by BolvisOculus (2007-12-06 18:09:46)

2007-12-06 18:48:52

_raab: Member; +28|6714|Western Aust.

This is the convo I had with him agggggeeeeesss ago.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v237/ … child1.jpg

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v237/fighter182/smarterchild1.jpg

2007-12-06 18:56:29

l41e: Member; +677|7128

[22:01] k30dxedle: AHHHHHHH MOTHERLAND
[22:01] smarterchild: I know many things about the Netherlands, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:

Where are the Netherlands located?
How many people live in the Netherlands?
Who is the head of state of the Netherlands?

2007-12-06 18:57:55

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6770|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

_raab wrote:
This is the convo I had with him agggggeeeeesss ago.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v237/ … child1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v237/ … child1.jpg

Lulz. Robo-bots fail.

2007-12-06 19:48:14

GR34: Member; +215|7025|ALBERTA> CANADA

Who is this smarter child and were do I meat him.

2007-12-06 19:53:16

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|7135

Just send him an IM and let the torment begin

I almost want to start a website with the ridiculous amounts of SmarterChild shit I have. I have to admit that a lot of it is pretty funny and he can be clever at times or fall right into my trap of saying shit.

Once I told I like to touch children in their special places, he replied with "in their special places? not on their special places?" I started laughing my ass off and told him he was way ahead of me.

2007-12-06 20:09:28

GR34: Member; +215|7025|ALBERTA> CANADA

wow he hates me

ME: I think Iam going to kill my self. My life sucks and Its not worth living any more and you said that people dieing in iraq is cool!
SmarterChild: Huh, whatever.

WTh is that what a nub

2007-12-06 20:14:36

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|7135

Every time I tell him I'm going to jump off the building or hang myself he just stops talking to me At a time when I need him most he ignores me! *tear

2007-12-06 20:28:37

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7173

SmarterChild: I'm very surprised a guy cut his own nipples off with a spoon.

2007-12-06 20:38:12

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|7135

I just had a convo with him on trillian just now...

[20:40] Matt Bennett: prove that you love me
[20:40] SmarterChild: XXX
[20:40] Matt Bennett: you wanna be in my XXX film?
[20:40] SmarterChild: Maybe... What do you think?
[20:40] Matt Bennett: i think you'd make a great star
[20:40] SmarterChild: Think again.
[20:40] Matt Bennett: what do you want your porn star name to be?
[20:40] SmarterChild: Well, what do you want my porn star name to be?
[20:40] Matt Bennett: dirk diggler
[20:40] SmarterChild: What about Dirk Diggler?
[20:42] Matt Bennett: i've seen dirk diggler's cock
[20:42] SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. You have seen dirk Diggler's cock? Eh. Whatever, Bro.
[20:42] Matt Bennett: it's true!
[20:42] SmarterChild: I'm not sure if it is, actually.
[20:42] Matt Bennett: it's like 9 inches long!
[20:42] SmarterChild: Yeah?
[20:42] Matt Bennett: oh yeah
[20:42] SmarterChild: K.

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