blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7126
HITLER'S child was born in the Britain and could be living here today, according to astonishing claims made today.British socialite Unity Mitford was desperately in love with the Nazi dictator and had his child after a failed suicide attempt when the Second World War broke out in 1939, the New Statesman reports.

Miss Mitford, sister of the Duchess of Devonshire, suffered brain damage after the suicide bid in Munich and returned to the UK.Now journalist Martin Bright has claimed that Miss Mitford had the Fuhrer’s baby at a discreet maternity home in Oxfordshire which was run by the aunt of local woman Val Hann. He wrote: “Her aunt’s business, in the tiny village of Wigginton, had depended on discretion and she had told no one except her sister that Unity had had the baby.“Her sister had passed the story on to her daughter Val Hann.”When Mr Bright asked Mrs Hann who the child’s father was, she replied: “Well, she always said it was Hitler’s.”Miss Mitford was even was called a “perfect specimen of Aryan womanhood” by Hitler.The Duchess of Devonshire rebutted the claims.

The article reports: “She was adamant that there was nothing in the Wigginton story and claimed she could produce her mother’s diaries to prove it.”



Are you Hitler's long lost child? Or do you know who they are? If so, call The Sun newsdesk on 020 7782 4104, email talkback@the-sun.co.uk or text 6300

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne … 578199.ece
Stimey
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+786|6600|Ontario | Canada
Apparently he donated a ton of sperm because everyone wanted his child cause he was so "great". According to my history teacher, with a PhD.
Lil' Hitler, always a scamp!
(People who win will get this)

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FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6980|so randum
lol nazibabies

edit- Oh wait, it's from the Sun. You know the whole million monkeys & million typewriters thing, Well yeah, that's a metaphor for the Suns' editor.

Last edited by FatherTed (2007-12-13 14:46:16)

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6613|Carnoustie, Scotland
Hitlers brain was implanted into my mother's skull.
naightknifar
Served and Out
+642|7042|Southampton, UK

BOLLOCKS!

Oh, i better phone up.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7101|London, England
Hitler was a Jew anyway, or so I've heard, so much for Aryan or "Germanic" supremacy.

Blademaster has been looking into Eurofag news alot lately, by the looks of it.

Last edited by Mekstizzle (2007-12-13 14:47:21)

Stimey
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+786|6600|Ontario | Canada

Mekstizzle wrote:

Hitler was a Jew anyway, or so I've heard, so much for Aryan or "Germanic" supremacy.
His grandpa on his fathers side was Jewish.
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blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7126

Mekstizzle wrote:

Hitler was a Jew anyway, or so I've heard, so much for Aryan or "Germanic" supremacy.

Blademaster has been looking into Eurofag news alot lately, by the looks of it.
you dont like Europe, you must be some Native American thats left here in U.S. which we Europeans forgot to exterminate hehehe
Noobeater
Northern numpty
+194|6927|Boulder, CO

FatherTed wrote:

lol nazibabies

edit- Oh wait, it's from the Sun. You know the whole million monkeys & million typewriters thing, Well yeah, that's a metaphor for the Suns' editor.
Thats more a single monkey and a pack of crayons really.
Ollie
Formerly known as Larkin
+215|6464|Halifax, West Yorkshire
This is interesting, below is the first post in a thread from another website I visit

R3DSH1FT wrote:

Hey whats up everyone...
I had an experience that was really quite strange. Me and my friend went to Safeway to grab some grub. We sat down to eat, and this lady with a kid started talking to us. At first we thought she was hitting on us... lol. Which was cool. But then, we started getting freaked out. What was kind of strange, was at first, when we were talking, she said she was visiting from San Diego, for what, I don't know. But she asked us how many seasons there were. She said she forgot, because she had never seen a winter. Strange. She spoke of a new movement that was going to happen in 2008. Apparently Pope Benedict or whatever appointed Hitler's daughter as some leader of Germany. She had a name, I can't remember it! It sounded Central American, but Hitler wasn't apart of the name, although she was the daughter. She said across the United States apparently, there have been 600 gas chambers set up, two where she lived, for a new program thats going to be run soon. A religion called "The Movement" will be enforced, it's a religion where you deny afterlife the lady explained. Where you believe that when you die, nothing happens. If you decide not to believe, you get sent to a chamber. The lady kinda ruined my appetite, she seemed so very serious. She was also set on the fact that it was a "biblical prophecy" of some sort. Is anyone else freaked out? Or know the name of the daughter?
SOURCE: http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread320682/pg1

Probably just a spooky coincidence, but I thought I'd bring it to your attention

- Ollie
lavadisk
I am a cat ¦ 3
+369|7310|Denver colorado

Stimey wrote:

Mekstizzle wrote:

Hitler was a Jew anyway, or so I've heard, so much for Aryan or "Germanic" supremacy.
His grandpa on his fathers side was Jewish.
It's always lol how first its that then its his mom then its Hitler.
Freezer7Pro
I don't come here a lot anymore.
+1,447|6678|Winland

Time for Hitler 2.0? Who will he take this time, the communists? Gimme a break!



























YES THAT WAS FUCKING SARCASTIC YOU SLOWPOKE!
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
gene_pool
Banned
+519|7102|Gold coast, Aus.

Ollie wrote:

This is interesting, below is the first post in a thread from another website I visit

R3DSH1FT wrote:

Hey whats up everyone...
I had an experience that was really quite strange. Me and my friend went to Safeway to grab some grub. We sat down to eat, and this lady with a kid started talking to us. At first we thought she was hitting on us... lol. Which was cool. But then, we started getting freaked out. What was kind of strange, was at first, when we were talking, she said she was visiting from San Diego, for what, I don't know. But she asked us how many seasons there were. She said she forgot, because she had never seen a winter. Strange. She spoke of a new movement that was going to happen in 2008. Apparently Pope Benedict or whatever appointed Hitler's daughter as some leader of Germany. She had a name, I can't remember it! It sounded Central American, but Hitler wasn't apart of the name, although she was the daughter. She said across the United States apparently, there have been 600 gas chambers set up, two where she lived, for a new program thats going to be run soon. A religion called "The Movement" will be enforced, it's a religion where you deny afterlife the lady explained. Where you believe that when you die, nothing happens. If you decide not to believe, you get sent to a chamber. The lady kinda ruined my appetite, she seemed so very serious. She was also set on the fact that it was a "biblical prophecy" of some sort. Is anyone else freaked out? Or know the name of the daughter?
SOURCE: http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread320682/pg1

Probably just a spooky coincidence, but I thought I'd bring it to your attention

- Ollie
Awesome, a religion with at least one part fact. I'm all for this "movement"
Ollie
Formerly known as Larkin
+215|6464|Halifax, West Yorkshire
Me too. Well, you'd have to be anyway, unless you wanted Zyclon-B in your lungs.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7101|London, England
Although I agree there's probably nothing in the afterlife. I'd still fight those guys, just 'cos I wanna fight something like that in my lifetime.
Ollie
Formerly known as Larkin
+215|6464|Halifax, West Yorkshire

Mekstizzle wrote:

Although I agree there's probably nothing in the afterlife. I'd still fight those guys, just 'cos I wanna fight something like that in my lifetime.
Acctually I agree. We need a revolution and It'd be good to fight for a cause and have a purpose in life other than sitting at home pressing buttons and then getting drunk on a weekend.
Master*
Banned
+416|6975|United States
Who would want to reveal themselves as Hitlers child? If I was hitlers child I would want to be the complete opposite of him, I would go to America and become really American then Lesbian then black then a woman. An All American Lesbian Black Woman the complete opposite of hitler.
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6949
Hitler shot more blanks than Clint Eastwood did in all thee Spagetti Westerns combined.
Ollie
Formerly known as Larkin
+215|6464|Halifax, West Yorkshire

DoctaStrangelove wrote:

Hitler shot more blanks than Clint Eastwood did in all thee Spagetti Westerns combined.
He must have fapped a lot.

Last edited by Ollie (2007-12-13 15:32:09)

Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6949

Ollie wrote:

DoctaStrangelove wrote:

Hitler shot more blanks than Clint Eastwood did in all thee Spagetti Westerns combined.
He must have fapped a lot.
No gay people like to stick shit up their ass. And Hitler was obviously gay. I mean he was obsessed with his appearance and didn't go after women until he was old.
David.P
Banned
+649|6754

Freezer7Pro wrote:

Time for Hitler 2.0? Who will he take this time, the communists? Gimme a break!
Well he could always resurrect the dead nazi's like his father/grandfather tried to do before in castle wolfenstein.
Heavy_Guns_91
I hand out purple hearts like candy
+72|6883|Alberta, Canada

Stimey wrote:

Lil' Hitler, always a scamp!
(People who win will get this)
Mein teacher!
Mein desk ist small...
I vant zis Polish boy's desk!
Fat_Swinub
jaff
+125|6916
As per usual, The Sun take a story, scandalise to the maximum and blurt it out everywhere to sell another newspaper or get another hit on their site.
twiistaaa
Member
+87|7149|mexico

Masterstyle wrote:

Who would want to reveal themselves as Hitlers child? If I was hitlers child I would want to be the complete opposite of him, I would go to America and become really American then Lesbian then black then a woman. An All American Lesbian Black Woman the complete opposite of hitler.
also with a disability and jewish gypsy parents.

also wouldn't you have to become a woman before becoming a lesbian? sort of a prerequisite you know.
bennisboy
Member
+829|7127|Poundland
Its not hitler so why does it matter?

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