or put some peanut butter on it? she will be down there all night
That is not always true, its all personal... some chicks like their man hairy, he seems more manly this way. But try to stay on topic.Spider1980 wrote:
Well a girl with hair down there is fucking gross, so I would think girls would be thinking the same thing when it comes to guys.
Ok, true this thread makes for a good laugh, and there are many jokes that can be made. But, I will offer a bit of advice. Clearly the suggestions of axe and deodorant were a joke.
The best thing to do is just use a electric beard trimmer and trim it all close. And just use a nice soap to wash up that doesn't contain anything BUT natural/organic ingredients.
I don't know if you plan to shower a couple hours before hand, or wash up right when you get back to your place, but if you use traditional mainstream soaps, she'll taste it.
So, my suggestion? Put on a small amount of honey on your meat stick. And rub it in good. That way she'll have a faint sent of something truly sweet.
Next step? Call her Pooh bear. Great advice er wut?
The best thing to do is just use a electric beard trimmer and trim it all close. And just use a nice soap to wash up that doesn't contain anything BUT natural/organic ingredients.
I don't know if you plan to shower a couple hours before hand, or wash up right when you get back to your place, but if you use traditional mainstream soaps, she'll taste it.
So, my suggestion? Put on a small amount of honey on your meat stick. And rub it in good. That way she'll have a faint sent of something truly sweet.
Next step? Call her Pooh bear. Great advice er wut?
Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.
replace the hands with your balls. easy
That's great, but how am I supposed to use my balls to turn off the faucet?
True, some girls find it disgusting if there is NO hair on us menmr.widdim wrote:
That is not always true, its all personal... some chicks like their man hairy, he seems more manly this way. But try to stay on topic.Spider1980 wrote:
Well a girl with hair down there is fucking gross, so I would think girls would be thinking the same thing when it comes to guys.
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
Or you could get one of these?
ROFL
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
smelling clean is one thing but make sure you are not wearing one of your skid-marked tidy whities. wear a fresh pair.
Mitch, I honestly think you have some kind of problem. What's with all the sex talk? I know you're in the depths of your horny teenagehood, but seriously dude there are others here like you and they keep that stuff to themselves, (more or less.) We don't need you to keep confirming that you have sex with girls, (or aim to - whatever.)
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Mitch should learn from me last year and my experiences ain't that right TyTy wrote:
Mitch, I honestly think you have some kind of problem. What's with all the sex talk? I know you're in the depths of your horny teenagehood, but seriously dude there are others here like you and they keep that stuff to themselves, (more or less.) We don't need you to keep confirming that you have sex with girls, (or aim to - whatever.)
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replace the hands with your balls. easyDarkhelmet wrote:
That's great, but how am I supposed to use my balls to turn off the faucet?
I'm crying of laughter here.
lolmitch is lol