Dragonclaw
Member
+186|6742|Florida
http://dmiessler.com/blogarchive/that-w … his-is-now

I was surprised at how true this is.

Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1967 - Vice principal comes over to look at Jack’s shotgun. He goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2007 - School goes into lock down, and FBI is called. Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1967 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends.
2007 - Police called. SWAT team arrives. Johnny and Mark are arrested and charged with assault. Both are expelled even though Johnny started it.

Scenario: Jeffrey won’t be still in class, disrupts other students.
1967 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the principal. He returns to class, sits still, and does not disrupt class again.
2007 - Jeffrey is diagnosed with ADD and given huge doses of Ritalin; becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a learning disability.

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor’s car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1967 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy’s dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is placed in foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist convinces Billy’s sister that she remembers being abused herself, and their dad goes to prison. Billy’s mom has affair with psychologist.

Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1967 - Mark shares aspirin with principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 - Police called. Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. Car is searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
1967 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college, and graduates.
2007 - Pedro’s cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro’s English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given a diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, and blows up a red ant bed.
1967 - Ants die.
2007 - Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, Homeland Security, and FBI called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates parents; siblings are removed from home; computers confiscated. Johnny’s dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Heather. Heather hugs him to comfort him.
1967 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2007 - Heather is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in state prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy.

Last edited by Dragonclaw (2007-12-18 05:24:05)

Sydney
2λчиэλ
+783|7280|Reykjavík, Iceland.
This has been posted before IIRC.
Dragonclaw
Member
+186|6742|Florida
Search doesnt find anything.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7058|London, England
Fuck yeah, 2007 rules. Step out of line and it's bye bye for you
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,055|7059|Little Bentcock
Was posted before I recall too, but still it rings pretty true.
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|7153

Dragonclaw wrote:

Search doesnt find anything.
It's been posted before, but not as an OP.
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Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|7111|Canberra, AUS
I call bullshit meter on things like this.

I invite anyone to demonstrate that this is the norm. Most people do have common sense, you know.
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
PspRpg-7
-
+961|7135

Someone has it out for poor Johnny.
CameronPoe
Member
+2,925|6992
Johnny, Jack, Pedro, Jeffrey, Billy and Mark need a good hiding to within an inch of their life that's what they need.

Scenario: Mickey says he's disgruntled with his political leaders.
1967 - Mickey gets his assets seized and career destroyed for being a suspected Communist sympathiser.
2007 - Mickey can say whatever the fuck he wants.

Last edited by CameronPoe (2007-12-18 05:57:20)

Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|7111|Canberra, AUS
The main problem with this is that they assume that the most trivial situation will exact an extreme response.

If I were a law enforcement officer, I would find it an insult at the suggestion that such basic things require such overreactions.
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
Smells Like Muff
Member
+6|6545

Spark wrote:

I call bullshit meter on things like this.

I invite anyone to demonstrate that this is the norm. Most people do have common sense, you know.
I call Bullshit to your bullshit.

Currently states are trying to pass laws BANNING spankings.

Currently if I am out of town and some kids break into my yard, bust through the fence around my pool past the signs that say "Warning" "pool" "danger" "No trespassing" etc. etc. and ends up drowning in the pool, the parents of the now deceased child can sue me and win for wrongful death.

Those diagnosed with ADD usually need their tonsils removed to get better sleep at night.  (wish I remember the link to this)

Children have been suspended from school for hugging or even kissing as young as 6 y/o

List goes on.
suomalainen_äijä
Member
+64|6602
I'm going to miss 2007, though the best year of my life was 2004
SenorToenails
Veritas et Scientia
+444|6567|North Tonawanda, NY

Dragonclaw wrote:

Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1967 - Mark shares aspirin with principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 - Police called. Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. Car is searched for drugs and weapons.
In 2001-2003, I used to keep a bottle of ibuprofen and decongestants in my backpack at school.  Several teachers knew and it never caused a problem.
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|7111|Canberra, AUS

SenorToenails wrote:

Dragonclaw wrote:

Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1967 - Mark shares aspirin with principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 - Police called. Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. Car is searched for drugs and weapons.
In 2001-2003, I used to keep a bottle of ibuprofen and decongestants in my backpack at school.  Several teachers knew and it never caused a problem.
Yeah, I've never had any problems using medicine in class.

I think this is just some bullshit to serve as a front for some socially less acceptable agenda.
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
SenorToenails
Veritas et Scientia
+444|6567|North Tonawanda, NY

Spark wrote:

I think this is just some bullshit to serve as a front for some socially less acceptable agenda.
I agree.  These are exceptions, not the rule.
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|7111|Canberra, AUS

SenorToenails wrote:

Spark wrote:

I think this is just some bullshit to serve as a front for some socially less acceptable agenda.
I agree.  These are exceptions, not the rule.
I doubt even that. Okay, maybe there will be some response to kids bringing guns to school, and fireworks going off in backyards, but SWAT teams being called in? Charges of terrorism?

The more I think about it, the more bullshit and more sinister the suggestions become.
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6883|Chicago, IL
we used to blow up all kinds of stuff with not so legal explosives, and the police would drive right past and do nothing.  I don't know where you live, but not much has changed here since the 60s
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6926|Gogledd Cymru

It took the piss at school today.

A class in year 11 (15/16 year olds) are doing a charity nail painting thingy, however, to get your nails painted for charity you must.

1) Go to the classroom, request a permission slip.
2) Get your parent/guardian to sign said permission slip.
3) Go to your head of year with signed permission slip.
4) Get a pass card after giving in signed permission slip.
5) Present the card to the nail painter allowing you to get your nails painted.
6) After the process which would take 2 days, enjoy wearing your nails with varnish/paint on them for the last day of school.

This is all because of how much a nanny state our country is in now.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7058|London, England

The Sheriff wrote:

It took the piss at school today.

A class in year 11 (15/16 year olds) are doing a charity nail painting thingy, however, to get your nails painted for charity you must.

1) Go to the classroom, request a permission slip.
2) Get your parent/guardian to sign said permission slip.
3) Go to your head of year with signed permission slip.
4) Get a pass card after giving in signed permission slip.
5) Present the card to the nail painter allowing you to get your nails painted.
6) After the process which would take 2 days, enjoy wearing your nails with varnish/paint on them for the last day of school.

This is all because of how much a nanny state our country is in now.
needs moar permission slip
konfusion
mostly afk
+480|6987|CH/BR - in UK

This is the USA, right? Because I don't see any of this shit in Switzerland, besides the racist part, maybe. Except if people don't do well at german, they get extra help from the government to help them excel at it, and perhaps a bit of tolerance with the grading system. Medication? No problem. Punishing your children? No problem. Fights? I remember getting into several fights between 2002 and 2004, and all that happened was me going to see the principal and talking things out with the other person.
I don't see this happening where I live... US only?

-konfusion
SenorToenails
Veritas et Scientia
+444|6567|North Tonawanda, NY

konfusion wrote:

This is the USA, right? Because I don't see any of this shit in Switzerland, besides the racist part, maybe. Except if people don't do well at german, they get extra help from the government to help them excel at it, and perhaps a bit of tolerance with the grading system. Medication? No problem. Punishing your children? No problem. Fights? I remember getting into several fights between 2002 and 2004, and all that happened was me going to see the principal and talking things out with the other person.
I don't see this happening where I live... US only?

-konfusion
Most of that doesn't happen in the US either.

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