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is that 65kph? On a motorway? Or is it 65mph?

Either you guys have to drive slow over there!

A good police friend of mine told me the only excuse he wont give a traffic ticket for is the one you gave that guy.  if you really need to shit, he wont write you up.

GraphicArtist J wrote:

All in all, I think it's in my blood to be magnet to cops?

Maybe it's because you speed and break the law and you think Cops should do nothing about it?
Maybe you should be a little smarter when you drive.
I been driving for almsot 10 years and I don't have any tickets and I'm almost always the fastest person driving on the road.

Saying you get tickets is like saying I can fly a airplane but Sometimes I crash... nothing to be proud of and you should be embarrassed.

Last edited by Spider1980 (2007-12-18 10:24:03)

Andoura wrote:

lool at this story !!! good one


One day i was with a friend (0seb--morin0) on a boulevard, we were high as fuck (smoke weed everyday)! And this light went yellow but i was pretty far from it, but i decided to pass it. So i went up to 100km/h (60mph) in a 50 km/h zone and just when I was at the light she turned red, so yea i passed on the red light. Right after crossing the light a police was behind me flashing his lights, We was freaking out a bit. I did not had the cars papers also. Nway i just went on the side and the police continued and never stooped us!


We fkin laugh at it after! lol


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Nway never had a ticket but i crasher 2 times lol

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Aren't you cool.

FFLink13 wrote:

Andoura wrote:

lool at this story !!! good one


One day i was with a friend (0seb--morin0) on a boulevard, we were high as fuck (smoke weed everyday)! And this light went yellow but i was pretty far from it, but i decided to pass it. So i went up to 100km/h (60mph) in a 50 km/h zone and just when I was at the light she turned red, so yea i passed on the red light. Right after crossing the light a police was behind me flashing his lights, We was freaking out a bit. I did not had the cars papers also. Nway i just went on the side and the police continued and never stooped us!


We fkin laugh at it after! lol


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Nway never had a ticket but i crasher 2 times lol

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Aren't you cool.

no.

Ha!

My funniest story:

I was driving home from Lake Arrowhead (Southern CA mountain resort town, twisty turny mountain roads), and they were doing construction on some of the bridges and there were a lot of cops around watching over the construction.  Well I start down the mountain, and in front of me is a CHP officer.  Now, I like to drive fast on the curvy roads, since I have a nice sporty car (http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pid=27984#p27984), and I was raised in Oregon driving on these types of roads so I know what I'm doing.  The cop is going pretty fast, but staying below the 55 mph speed limit, and I am going just as fast behind him.  Now, I'm not right on his ass or anything, I'm not stupid, but I can keep up.

He keeps glancing at me in his rear view mirror, and I'm thinking maybe he's impressed with my driving or something, when all of a sudden he whips on his lights, pulls over onto the shoulder and slams on his brakes.  I'm like oh crap what the hell is going to happen.  So I get in front of him and pull over to the side.  He gets out and SLAMS his door and walks over to me SUPER PISSED.  He asks me "What the hell are you doing?"  I'm like "Uhhh driving down the mountain with you?"  He says "License and registration" very annoyed like.  I go to reach for the stuff, and he looks back at his car and says, "you know what?  Just watch yourself."  And walks away, gets in his car, and peels out.

Of course I didn't get close to him on the rest of the way down!

I once was driving my sister to school in winter with quite icy roads.
When we were going by the police station a police car was just leaving following us all the way towards the school.
I then turned into the access road to the school's parking lot and I saw the police car driving past in the rear view mirror.

At the end of the access road on an icy corner two cars had hit each other, so I decided to stop well ahead and turn around in the access road to use a different access to the parking lot.
Just when I was reversing, the police car came speeding towards us from behind, having a hard time to evade us on the icy road, ultimately stopping in the field next to the road.

This happened about 200 meters from the junction and about 30 seconds after I have seen the police car passing by in the mirror.
So the funny cop must have been speeding more than 60 kph in that access road, although it was walking speed there (school parking lot)!

My friend (girl) gave the bathroom excuse. It didn't work for her.

I almost got a ticket for speeding (85 in a 65), but the cop car could not pull out onto traffic. I got off the highway before he / she can follow....consider this as my xmas present from sweet baby jeebus

People who speed suck.

Andoura wrote:

(smoke weed everyday)

well that explains some things :\


im going to laugh at you when you kill someone and are getting ass raped by your new husband in prison

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:

A good police friend of mine told me the only excuse he wont give a traffic ticket for is the one you gave that guy.  if you really need to shit, he wont write you up.

You know how many times that's run (no pun intended) through my head as I speed home to take a shit?

Dude, what if I get pulled over?  Oh well, I'll just tell the cop I gotta take a shit.

I've only been pulled over once so far, apparently it's illegal to drive sideways..

..not my fault my truck is rear-wheel drive and the roads had snow on them.. I didn't get a ticket or anything, but it was a funny experience..