Track Down Santa 2007

2007-12-24 07:38:46

#1

Xblade-3o5-: Oi, Suzy!; +113|7234|Florida, United States

About Santa

Santa maintains a huge list of children who have been good throughout the year. The list even includes addresses, ZIP codes and postal codes. The list, of course, gets bigger each year by virtue of the world's increasing population. This year's population right now is 6,634,570,959!

Santa has had to adapt over the years to having less and less time to deliver his toys. If one were to assume he works in the realm of standard time, as we know it, clearly he would have perhaps two to three ten-thousandths of a second to deliver his toys to each child's home he visits!

The fact that Santa Claus is more than 15 centuries old and does not appear to age is our biggest clue that he does not work within time, as we know it. His Christmas Eve trip may seem to take around 24 hours, but to Santa it could be that it lasts days, weeks or months in standard time. Santa would not want to rush the important job of bringing Christmas happiness to a child, so the only logical conclusion is that Santa somehow functions on a different time and space continuum.

Santa is already passing by India as I type this!!! Almost over here

Enjoy

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/home.htm

Merry Christmas!

2007-12-24 07:40:02

#2

robcr9: Member; +111|6462

Wtf?

he is fat and can travel fast?

Last edited by robcr9 (2007-12-24 07:40:51)

2007-12-24 07:42:07

#3

Xblade-3o5-: Oi, Suzy!; +113|7234|Florida, United States

robcr9 wrote:
Wtf?

he is fat and can travel fast?

speed hax tbh.

2007-12-24 07:42:32

#4

brickZ28: Master of Puppets; +15|7218|IL

My kids fight over me and the computer to go see where he is at by using noradsanta and santaupdate. Hell its only 095 and they are already going nuts.

2007-12-24 07:43:58

#5

suomalainen_äijä: Member; +64|6646

remember...Santa sees all

2007-12-24 07:46:52

#6

Strngs012: Could I have 10,000 marbles please; +40|6899|Florida

suomalainen_äijä wrote:
remember...Santa sees all

Fuck Santa

2007-12-24 07:47:31

#7

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|7111|Washington, DC

NORAD: Making silly but festive websites instead of defending the nation's airspace since 2007

2007-12-24 08:10:43

#8

BlackKoala: Member; +215|6806

Hurricane wrote:
NORAD: Making silly but festive websites instead of defending the nation's airspace since 2007

Because it is totally out of the question that another team of Web Dev's created this site! Nope, the actual NORAD created this, completely bypassing working on the defense of the country!

And my brother used to go nuts for this thing. Although one year it showed him as right over our city, but it was only like 10:00 PM. <<that was an interesting conversation that followed.

2007-12-24 08:11:52

#9

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7324|Alberta, Canada

I guess North America isn't getting any presents.

2007-12-24 08:13:39

#10

jord: Member; +2,382|7159|The North, beyond the wall.

If he travels West he can go back in time. Or stay at the same time.

2007-12-24 08:15:50

#11

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|7111|Washington, DC

BlackKoala wrote:
Hurricane wrote:
NORAD: Making silly but festive websites instead of defending the nation's airspace since 2007
Because it is totally out of the question that another team of Web Dev's created this site! Nope, the actual NORAD created this, completely bypassing working on the defense of the country!

Holy shit, serious business much?

2007-12-24 08:40:37

#12

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|7019|Long Island, New York

Hurricane wrote:
BlackKoala wrote:
Hurricane wrote:
NORAD: Making silly but festive websites instead of defending the nation's airspace since 2007
Because it is totally out of the question that another team of Web Dev's created this site! Nope, the actual NORAD created this, completely bypassing working on the defense of the country!
Holy shit, serious business much?

rofflez

I've seen this for a few years now. Pretty cool for the kids. I'm jewish so I never had a Santa...I had Hannukah Harry. He lives in Boca Raton, Florida. And if you're bad he gives your matzah balls.

Atleast, that's what I was told. :S

2007-12-24 08:43:20

#13

Trotskygrad: бля; +354|6480|Vortex Ring State

Ahh, passing over Iran, tripping their air defense and getting SA-12s on his tail. That's why he has that bulge under the sled...

2007-12-24 08:52:03

#14

Tehremos: Parcel of ol' Crams; +128|6889|Somersetshire

Santa is in Kazakhstan lol

2007-12-24 08:54:29

#15

SgtSlutter: Banned; +550|7119|Amsterdam, NY

Poseidon wrote:
Hurricane wrote:
BlackKoala wrote:

Because it is totally out of the question that another team of Web Dev's created this site! Nope, the actual NORAD created this, completely bypassing working on the defense of the country!
Holy shit, serious business much?
rofflez

I've seen this for a few years now. Pretty cool for the kids. I'm jewish so I never had a Santa...I had Hannukah Harry. He lives in Boca Raton, Florida. And if you're bad he gives your matzah balls.

Atleast, that's what I was told. :S

lulz hannukah harry

2007-12-24 09:09:38

#16

Xblade-3o5-: Oi, Suzy!; +113|7234|Florida, United States

Christmas in Baghdad That reminds me of this one episode of Southpark where Santa goes to Baghdad and they shoot him down like Black Hawk Down.

Search it up, the episode is called Red sleigh down

2007-12-24 09:18:06

#17

TrashBlinD: french canadians suck; +135|7123|can

Omg, Santa is in Azerbaijan !
I just played that mission in CoD4.

2007-12-24 09:25:34

#18

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7082|132 and Bush

Xblade-3o5- wrote:
Christmas in Baghdad That reminds me of this one episode of Southpark where Santa goes to Baghdad and they shoot him down like Black Hawk Down.

Search it up, the episode is called Red sleigh down

http://allsp.com/l.php?id=e96

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2007-12-24 09:58:00

#19

Xblade-3o5-: Oi, Suzy!; +113|7234|Florida, United States

Kmarion wrote:
Xblade-3o5- wrote:
Christmas in Baghdad That reminds me of this one episode of Southpark where Santa goes to Baghdad and they shoot him down like Black Hawk Down.

Search it up, the episode is called Red sleigh down
http://allsp.com/l.php?id=e96

http://i18.tinypic.com/6yobaeb.jpg

hahahha Thanks!

2007-12-24 10:34:47

#20

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|7048|NYC / Hamburg

They lie. Santa was already here. In fact I'm already using some of my xmas presents

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2007-12-24 10:42:10

#21

Nakamp: Member; +25|6675|Czech Republic

Santa Little Jesus was here and gave me some nice presents

2007-12-24 10:43:40

#22

Kurazoo: Pheasant Plucker; +440|7165|West Yorkshire, U.K

He uses wall hacks, the chimney is just a myth tbh

2007-12-24 10:43:42

#23

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6981|so randum

Hahaaha santas in baghdad

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2007-12-24 10:49:33

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kylef: Gone; +1,352|6974|N. Ireland

noclip + autohit hacks make Santa a VAC evader!

2007-12-24 12:07:50

#25

Xblade-3o5-: Oi, Suzy!; +113|7234|Florida, United States

Hes at Uganda

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