So......Got any porn folders...the quality's bad so i cant zoom in enough
I half expected your keyboard to be jizz stained.Dragonclaw wrote:
So my mom has this ritual thing of having a coffee from panera bread every morning. Now since she has some mentality that unless she spends 5 hours getting ready she can not be seen by any human or the world will explode or something. So I end up always buying the coffee for her every morning (I hate coffee). The panera bread is only like a 2 minute drive so she drives me there as usual, I go inside, buy her a coffee and a cinnamon scone for myself. Were on the way home and guess what. The fucking coffee cup tips to the side after a turn and explodes. The thing literally broke in half spraying a full large cup of coffee all over her end of the car. I had to stop myself from laughing and use the napkins I always steal from panera to clean most of the coffee off the dash and seat and shit. It was one of the funnier moments of this month. So now Im sitting here eating my scone while shes cleaning the coffee off the rugs and shit on the car (which is in fact an old 7 seat minivan). Luckily no coffee got on my (or my scone even though the paper bag was nearly soaked) Anyone had similar experiences? Sorry that there will be no pics of the coffee or the car but to appease the masses Ill take a picture of my scone and drink.
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-Hanma
Personally i hate dragon more than andora...really
Well, when your son is an unfunny, ungrateful boring stupid sack of scone eating shit, all you can do is buy him more games and hope he fucks off out of your sight for 36 hours.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
That's the first thing that came to my mind as well.jsnipy wrote:
... look at all those fucking icons on ur desktop
What world do you live in? Only on bf2s could one read that someone thinks their parents are "poor as shit" and yet apparently able to afford a computer, internet access, games and a DAILY FUCKING COFFEE, SCONE AND ORANGE JUICE. Poor means deciding which meals to skip to pay your bills or which bills to miss so your kids can eat. And no, I don't mean meals at Panera. I mean meals of the 5/$1 blue box mac & cheese variety. Get a clue.Dragonclaw wrote:
<snip> My parents are poor as shit.
PS - It's better for lunch than breakfast... Tuscan Chicken sandwich or the potato soup in a bread bowl for the win. And a giant sticky pecan roll for dessert.... Yummy goodness...
Last edited by ph4s3 (2007-12-30 18:07:54)
Panera's pretty good, plus they have free WiFi.
I usually have a panini with chicken in it...the name escapes me.
I usually have a panini with chicken in it...the name escapes me.
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
If you're "poor as shit," then why waste money on Panera's? Tell your mom to stop buying coffee everyday, and you, stop buying scones. Say the coffee costs $3, your scone costs $2.50, in one month (assuming you buy something everyday) you'll save approximately $170.50. Not much, but it saves money over time. At the same rate, you'll have spent over $2000 at Panera's, in one year.Dragonclaw wrote:
I have no siblings (technically I have a step brother and step sister but I havent seen them since I was 3 and they live in new jersey), and I have no dog, no inheritance either. My parents are poor as shit.Frogfan105 wrote:
So the woman who WAS IN LABOR FOR YOUR ASS 49 HOURS IS STUPID!!!
No but seriously i wouldn't talk about your mom like that your inheritance might go to your siblings/dog
Could be:haffeysucks wrote:
I usually have a panini with chicken in it...the name escapes me.
Chicken Pomodoro
Smoked, pulled white-meat chicken, fresh mozzarella, fresh basil & vine-ripened Pomodoro sauce grilled hot on our Sesame Semolina.
Smokehouse Turkey®
Smoked turkey breast, smoked bacon, smoked cheddar & sun-dried tomato ale mustard grilled hot on our Artisan Three Cheese bread.
Portobello & Mozzarella
Portobello mushrooms marinated in our balsamic vinaigrette with fresh mozzarella, caramelized onions & fresh chopped basil, grilled hot on our Focaccia.
Frontega Chicken®
Smoked & pulled white meat chicken, mozzarella, tomatoes, red onions, chopped basil & chipotle mayonnaise, grilled hot on our Focaccia.
Turkey Artichoke
Smoked turkey, spinach artichoke spread, Asiago-Parmesan cheese, tomatoes & caramelized onions, grilled hot on our Focaccia.
Always, served with your choice of a portion of French or Whole Grain baguette, kettle-cooked chips or apple.
http://www.panerabread.com/
Last edited by Bert10099 (2007-12-30 18:41:49)
And incase you're wondering what's in a Chicken Pomodoro, it's really nothing more than:
Artisan sesame semolina bread (water, enriched durum wheat flour [durum flour, niacin, ferrous sulfate, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid], unbleached enriched flour [wheat flour, malted barley flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid], enriched semolina wheat flour [semolina, niacin, ferrous sulfate, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid], salt, sesame seeds, yeast), chicken breasts (chicken, water, dextrose, sodium lactate, sodium phosphates, flavoring), pomodoro sauce (ground tomatoes [tomatoes, tomato puree, salt, citric acid, and calcium chloride], tomato sauce [tomato puree, salt, red pepper, dehydrated onions, dehydrated garlic, spice extractive, and citric acid], roasted red peppers [roasted red peppers, water, salt and citric acid], fresh garlic, tomato paste (tomato), extra virgin olive oil, cornstarch, basil, salt, balsamic vinegar [wine vinegar, cooked grape must, caramel coloring, and antioxidants], chili powder, black pepper), sliced mozzarella (pasteurized part skim milk, cheese cultures, salt, enzymes), fresh mozzarella (pasteurized milk, vinegar, salt, rennet), basil, salt, black pepper.
Artisan sesame semolina bread (water, enriched durum wheat flour [durum flour, niacin, ferrous sulfate, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid], unbleached enriched flour [wheat flour, malted barley flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid], enriched semolina wheat flour [semolina, niacin, ferrous sulfate, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid], salt, sesame seeds, yeast), chicken breasts (chicken, water, dextrose, sodium lactate, sodium phosphates, flavoring), pomodoro sauce (ground tomatoes [tomatoes, tomato puree, salt, citric acid, and calcium chloride], tomato sauce [tomato puree, salt, red pepper, dehydrated onions, dehydrated garlic, spice extractive, and citric acid], roasted red peppers [roasted red peppers, water, salt and citric acid], fresh garlic, tomato paste (tomato), extra virgin olive oil, cornstarch, basil, salt, balsamic vinegar [wine vinegar, cooked grape must, caramel coloring, and antioxidants], chili powder, black pepper), sliced mozzarella (pasteurized part skim milk, cheese cultures, salt, enzymes), fresh mozzarella (pasteurized milk, vinegar, salt, rennet), basil, salt, black pepper.
Hey Bert, that sounds delicious.....wanna make it with me naked?
your not funnyFrogfan105 wrote:
Hey Bert, that sounds delicious.....wanna make it with me naked?
Says the guy we recorded jerking off in teamspeak.M@rC.ExE wrote:
I half expected your keyboard to be jizz stained.
-Hanma
Actually that probably would be an accurate description but my dad pays child support so we do have money to eat though on a day by day basis hence always eating breakfast at panera bread instead of buying a crapload of food and eating for a week and repeating. Who needs to "afford" a computer? I spent an odd 3 years of my life saving up money for my current computer which I bought 4 years ago. You dont pay montly for a computer, and I rarely buy games. I download them unless I want to play them online. Internet isnt that expensive either. Poor doesnt mean you live in a tenement where you are raped on a daily basis, it means you dont have extra money to spend.ph4s3 wrote:
What world do you live in? Only on bf2s could one read that someone thinks their parents are "poor as shit" and yet apparently able to afford a computer, internet access, games and a DAILY FUCKING COFFEE, SCONE AND ORANGE JUICE. Poor means deciding which meals to skip to pay your bills or which bills to miss so your kids can eat. And no, I don't mean meals at Panera. I mean meals of the 5/$1 blue box mac & cheese variety. Get a clue.
PS - It's better for lunch than breakfast... Tuscan Chicken sandwich or the potato soup in a bread bowl for the win. And a giant sticky pecan roll for dessert.... Yummy goodness...
Its not on the desktop, its in a folder in a folder in a folder.Frogfan105 wrote:
So......Got any porn folders...the quality's bad so i cant zoom in enough
Youve been here for 37 days and already hate me more than the french canadian. I must be doing a good job, thanks for the feedback.Frogfan105 wrote:
Personally i hate dragon more than andora...really
Actually most of those games were downloaded or bought ages ago only a few were bought recently. After all this time you still attempt to offend me yet fail at it. The "ungrateful boring sack of scone eating shit" was rather funny though. My mom doesnt buy me any games either, if you want to do a better job of insulting me try saying something that is at least partially true.I'm Jamesey wrote:
Well, when your son is an unfunny, ungrateful boring stupid sack of scone eating shit, all you can do is buy him more games and hope he fucks off out of your sight for 36 hours.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
That's the first thing that came to my mind as well.jsnipy wrote:
... look at all those fucking icons on ur desktop
Last edited by Dragonclaw (2007-12-31 06:22:09)
Dragon where you live?
Oh and to those of you who doubt dragon being poor and having a good pc. He just might be lower middle class and a kickass pc right now costs only 1000$ in parts from newegg(Excluding monitor and kb/mouse.)
Oh and to those of you who doubt dragon being poor and having a good pc. He just might be lower middle class and a kickass pc right now costs only 1000$ in parts from newegg(Excluding monitor and kb/mouse.)
I do not have a good PC. Where did you get that idea. I live in Florida.David.P wrote:
Dragon where you live?
Oh and to those of you who doubt dragon being poor and having a good pc. He just might be lower middle class and a kickass pc right now costs only 1000$ in parts from newegg(Excluding monitor and kb/mouse.)
So you drive a big minivan every day to buy a cup of cofee?
Americans.....
Americans.....
I was on the temp forums, thats why I hate Andora, and You. Good thing Andora makes me giggle every once in a while.
Last edited by Frogfan105 (2007-12-31 08:41:56)
ALL energydrinks are overated. If you're in need of a more than standard mid-day boost, have an irish coffee._NL_Lt.EngineerFox wrote:
Fuck coffee, 1 can of Red Bull = 6 coffee, I have a uber lifestyle
But seriously, about coffee; either French or Italian, but never English. Not to be offensive; the English's tea > most other drinks, but their coffee tastes like charcoal flavoured sewer water.
If your mom is poor, but has a stylish taste for coffee; convince her to buy an expensive coffeemachine (one with pressure valves and levers), a grinder and buy your roasted ungrinded beans at the local specialist store. It's expensive, but it tastes better and on the long term it will save you a lot of money compared to the Panerra ritual (especially if you account for the petrol wastage as well).
She prefers "real" coffee and has a jar of the stuff here but to get the gallon of milk you have to drive rather far to the Whole Foods and she only goes when she has enough money for alot of food which isnt often hence me having to get coffee for her nearly every day.Lai wrote:
ALL energydrinks are overated. If you're in need of a more than standard mid-day boost, have an irish coffee._NL_Lt.EngineerFox wrote:
Fuck coffee, 1 can of Red Bull = 6 coffee, I have a uber lifestyle
But seriously, about coffee; either French or Italian, but never English. Not to be offensive; the English's tea > most other drinks, but their coffee tastes like charcoal flavoured sewer water.
If your mom is poor, but has a stylish taste for coffee; convince her to buy an expensive coffeemachine (one with pressure valves and levers), a grinder and buy your roasted ungrinded beans at the local specialist store. It's expensive, but it tastes better and on the long term it will save you a lot of money compared to the Panera ritual (especially if you account for the petrol wastage as well).
Ohh the agony of having to got to Panera bread everyday and eat a cinnamon scone without having to pay for it.
Actually I normally buy bagels but they were out.Frogfan105 wrote:
Ohh the agony of having to got to Panera bread everyday and eat a cinnamon scone without having to pay for it.
O GOD NO BAGELS...O God!
OH GOD THE JEWS ARE REVOLTING THEY PUT CYANIDE IN ALL THE BAGELS ON NO NOW WELL BE A WORLD RULED BY JEWS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFrogfan105 wrote:
O GOD NO BAGELS...O God!
I have a idea,DRAGONCLAW IS MEL GIBSON, the worlds most famous living anti-Semite
I like the jews actually.Frogfan105 wrote:
I have a idea,DRAGONCLAW IS MEL GIBSON, the worlds most famous living anti-Semite
Seriously? That's fucked up but seriously funny.Dragonclaw wrote:
Says the guy we recorded jerking off in teamspeak.M@rC.ExE wrote:
I half expected your keyboard to be jizz stained.
Wrong. That means you or your parents have poor money management skills. The fact you can afford such daily luxuries and don't recognize them as such rather proves the point. So does the fact that you ask the question, "Who needs to 'afford' a computer." Well, genius, I'd say that,Dragonclaw wrote:
Actually that probably would be an accurate description but my dad pays child support so we do have money to eat though on a day by day basis hence always eating breakfast at panera bread instead of buying a crapload of food and eating for a week and repeating. Who needs to "afford" a computer? I spent an odd 3 years of my life saving up money for my current computer which I bought 4 years ago. You dont pay montly for a computer, and I rarely buy games. I download them unless I want to play them online. Internet isnt that expensive either. Poor doesnt mean you live in a tenement where you are raped on a daily basis, it means you dont have extra money to spend.ph4s3 wrote:
<snip>
Poor means deciding which meals to skip to pay your bills or which bills to miss so your kids can eat. And no, I don't mean meals at Panera. I mean meals of the 5/$1 blue box mac & cheese variety. Get a clue.
- anyone that has one needs to afford it to buy it, and
- the majority of folks that don't have a computer don't have the means to get one and/or have other more important things to spend their money on like gas, electricity, heat, etc.
Not having extra money to spend indicates that you don't earn much or save much; it does not mean that you are poor. Poor means having to do without things you need because you can't afford them. Hint - coffee and scones are not necessities.
If you really want to know what poor means, go volunteer at a soup kitchen, a homeless shelter, a battered women's shelter, a local bread-basket...
Lastly, if you really want to claim you're poor, go ask your parents and see what they have to say about it. I'm guessing they'll be disappointed in your assessment.
Last edited by ph4s3 (2007-12-31 10:25:05)