Stop time and be able to fly.
Perfect choiceblademaster wrote:
invisibility and ability to convince girls to sleep with me
I would be invisible and use my butterfly knife to backstab unsuspecting robbers.
Or I would sprint really fast and bat people with my baseball bat.
Or I would sprint really fast and bat people with my baseball bat.
Or that^^blademaster wrote:
invisibility and ability to convince girls to sleep with me
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Oh yea?suomalainen_äijä wrote:
a flamethrower, so I can burn SamTheMan's house down
Scrambled egg eater, so I can eat Rosey O'Donell's breakfast and that way make her cry
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
FYI: I slapped my cock up Pennas ass and split the fury fuck in two, made rabbit stew and fed it to my dog.
Invisibility and pause time.
...SamTheMan:D wrote:
Oh yea?suomalainen_äijä wrote:
a flamethrower, so I can burn SamTheMan's house down
Scrambled egg eater, so I can eat Rosey O'Donell's breakfast and that way make her cry
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
FYI: I slapped my cock up Pennas ass and split the fury fuck in two, made rabbit stew and fed it to my dog.
Well then... What can i do to piss you off enough to kill me? And dont say sleep with a family member! I get no satisfaction from sex.jord wrote:
Nope.David.P wrote:
Is it me? If so then yay!jord wrote:
The ability to kill myself at any moment by thinking about it.
The ability to kill certain bf2s members at any time by thinking about them.
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Actually as a comical aside if I had to choose another power it'd be to make a girl aroused just from listening to my voice (and then I'd start counting how many called to talk about the weather). And the ability to make anyone orgasm by thinking about it. That's be funnyzHavok wrote:
The ability to make anybody orgasm by thinking it.
The ability to manipulate time: meaning I can pause it, go back in it, and go forward in it.
Just post something ...David.P wrote:
Well then... What can i do to piss you off enough to kill me? And dont say sleep with a family member! I get no satisfaction from sex.jord wrote:
Nope.David.P wrote:
Is it me? If so then yay!
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
COMPLETE CONTROL OVER ALL TIME
Invisiblile Intangibility (Can't be touched while invisible)
Invisiblile Intangibility (Can't be touched while invisible)
A higher sense of consciousness
time manipulation.
time manipulation.
The others got it from lack of the ability to form own opinions, Stupidity and Ignorance.David.P wrote:
Well then... What can i do to piss you off enough to kill me? And dont say sleep with a family member! I get no satisfaction from sex.jord wrote:
Nope.David.P wrote:
Is it me? If so then yay!
They should wish for some here.
Ur probably doing it wrong then......David.P wrote:
Well then... What can i do to piss you off enough to kill me? And dont say sleep with a family member! I get no satisfaction from sex.jord wrote:
Nope.David.P wrote:
Is it me? If so then yay!
The ability to convince anyone to do anything.
Imagine what you could do?
You could convince Jessica Alba to be your wife. You could convince Osama Bin Laden to fuck a goat and then slowly slice himself in half. You could convice banks to give you their entire stockpile of money to you.
It would be endless.
Imagine what you could do?
You could convince Jessica Alba to be your wife. You could convince Osama Bin Laden to fuck a goat and then slowly slice himself in half. You could convice banks to give you their entire stockpile of money to you.
It would be endless.
That slut alba got herself preggo with some fugly ass donkeyfaced bitch.........a better punishment for osama ghey pronPoseidon wrote:
The ability to convince anyone to do anything.
Imagine what you could do?
You could convince Jessica Alba to be your wife. You could convince Osama Bin Laden to fuck a goat and then slowly slice himself in half. You could convice banks to give you their entire stockpile of money to you.
It would be endless.
complete control over time and make my eyes go all fiery... it would be cool
did you get express permission from usmarine to post his special powers?jord wrote:
The others got it from lack of the ability to form own opinions, Stupidity and Ignorance.
telekinesis and
blademaster wrote:
ability to convince girls to sleep with me
Very mild superpowers:
bah youtube
bah youtube
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The ability to smack people the fuck up for being so fucking stupid, i.e. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, the paparazzi tards that follow them around like fucktards, etc.
Secondary would be the ability to ....see above.
Secondary would be the ability to ....see above.
Firstly, perfect mind control (ie no drooling and slurring when being controlled).
Secondly, physical and mental immortality.
With these two, I can already rule the world.
Secondly, physical and mental immortality.
With these two, I can already rule the world.
Complete power over space and time and however the hell the two are related.
Therefor, everysuperfuckingpoweryoucanimagineandthensome.
Therefor, everysuperfuckingpoweryoucanimagineandthensome.
To feel no pain
To see the future
To see the future
after 3 pages and nobody has mentioned:
Flight
Inivisibility
Those are mine
(I understand that people have mentioned these but not together.)
Flight
Inivisibility
Those are mine
(I understand that people have mentioned these but not together.)
the ability to make everyone laugh...
Love is the answer