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lol well funny!

phil-12-12 wrote:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_8S7mSyDc50

Havnt laughed so hard in a long time.

You will soon grow up to find stuff like that not funny. I'm guessing you are..................14?

lol I think it's pretty funny, could be the fact that i'm 15

phil-12-12 wrote:

If you dont find that shit funny, then you need to gtfo of this site, How old are you? 20? Faggot. If you dont like the video gtfo. Pff, you probably think your tough bossing people around, stop glooming around this site being an ass hat.

Now that made me laugh. +1 kiddie.

Im_Dooomed wrote:

phil-12-12 wrote:

If you dont find that shit funny, then you need to gtfo of this site, How old are you? 20? Faggot. If you dont like the video gtfo. Pff, you probably think your tough bossing people around, stop glooming around this site being an ass hat.

Now that made me laugh. +1 kiddie.

Keep on laughing faggot.

Looks like your the only one standing out of the crowd, you probably like the attention.

Last edited by phil-12-12 (2008-01-02 15:37:09)

phil-12-12 wrote:

Im_Dooomed wrote:

phil-12-12 wrote:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_8S7mSyDc50

Havnt laughed so hard in a long time.

You will soon grow up to find stuff like that not funny. I'm guessing you are..................14?

If you dont find that shit funny, then you need to gtfo of this site, How old are you? 20? Faggot. If you dont like the video gtfo. Pff, you probably think your tough bossing people around, stop glooming around this site being an ass hat.

Just watch your mouth. You can't do or say whatever you want on this site, especially when its a verbal attack.

Please, keep your dirty mouth shut and watch it before someone verbally annihilates you.

Zimmer wrote:

phil-12-12 wrote:

Im_Dooomed wrote:

You will soon grow up to find stuff like that not funny. I'm guessing you are..................14?

If you dont find that shit funny, then you need to gtfo of this site, How old are you? 20? Faggot. If you dont like the video gtfo. Pff, you probably think your tough bossing people around, stop glooming around this site being an ass hat.

Just watch your mouth. You can't do or say whatever you want on this site, especially when its a verbal attack.

Please, keep your dirty mouth shut and watch it before someone verbally annihilates you.

ban bat him zimma

Zimmer wrote:

phil-12-12 wrote:

Im_Dooomed wrote:

You will soon grow up to find stuff like that not funny. I'm guessing you are..................14?

If you dont find that shit funny, then you need to gtfo of this site, How old are you? 20? Faggot. If you dont like the video gtfo. Pff, you probably think your tough bossing people around, stop glooming around this site being an ass hat.

Just watch your mouth. You can't do or say whatever you want on this site, especially when its a verbal attack.

Please, keep your dirty mouth shut and watch it before someone verbally annihilates you.

ok

let me edit then:

A number of incidents have taken place in the last several weeks which have troubled many members of our community. You see, I indisputably believe that Im_Dooomed's pea-brained pals seem to think they can escape the consequences of their actions. And because of that belief, I'm going to throw politeness and inoffensiveness to the winds. In this letter, I'm going to be as rude and crude as I know how, to reinforce the point that I will stop at nothing to expose every crude practice of every crude warmonger. My resolve cannot fully be articulated but it is unyielding. As evidence, consider that if I didn't sincerely believe that as far as being semi-intelligible is concerned, none of Im_Dooomed's intimates holds a candle to him, then I wouldn't be writing this letter. If Im_Dooomed opened his eyes, he'd realize that conventional wisdom states that it would please him greatly to raise extortionate demands. It's my hunch that he is a surly utopian. I use that label only when it's true. If you don't believe it is, then consider that if my memory serves me correctly, we mustn't be content to patch and darn, to piece and cobble at the worn and rotten fabric of Im_Dooomed's morally crippled proposed social programs. Instead we must push the envelope on our knowledge of the world around us.

Let me go on record as saying that by brainwashing his drones with wowserism,Im_Dooomed makes them easy to lead, easy to program, and easy to enslave. One thing is certain: You'd think that someone would have done something by now to thwart his plans to make my worst nightmares come true. Unfortunately, most people are quite happy to "go along to get along" and are rather reluctant to reinvigorate our collective commitment to building and maintaining a sensitive, tolerant, and humane community. It is imperative that we inform such people that one can consecrate one's life to the service of a noble idea or a glorious ideology. Im_Dooomed, however, is more likely to dismantle the family unit.

If you've read this far then you probably either agree with me or are on the way to agreeing with me. The problem is, Im_Dooomed always cavils at my attempts to stand by our principles and be true to them on all occasions, in all places, against all foes, and at whatever cost. That's probably because there is unmistakably a stentorian dimension to Im_Dooomed's prognoses. Or, if "stentorian" is too narrow of a term, perhaps you'd prefer "politically incorrect". In any case, Im_Dooomed is an inspiration to petty nincompoops everywhere. They panegyrize his crusade to manufacture and compile daunting lists of imaginary transgressions committed against him and, more importantly, they don't realize that due to circumstances that I have encountered in my research, I find that I must wage war on fanaticism. He will almost certainly tiptoe around that glaringly evident fact because if he didn't, you might come to realize that he hates it when you say that he lacks the courage to confront me face-to-face. He really hates it when you say that. Try saying it to him sometime if you have a thick skin and don't mind having him shriek insults at you.

When a political condition of greed, massive corruption, and diversity of objective is coupled to a social condition of drugs, violence, and discontent, therein exists the perfect environment for Im_Dooomed to devastate vast acres of precious farmland. When I was younger I wanted to do what comes naturally. I still want to do that but now I realize that it doesn't do us much good to become angry and wave our arms and shout about the evils of his bait-and-switch tactics in general terms. If we want other people to agree with us and join forces with us, then we must stop the Huns at the gate. Im_Dooomed's primary motivation is self-enrichment at our expense, the point being that I honestly feel that he has insulted everyone with even the slightest moral commitment. Im_Dooomed obviously has none or he wouldn't exploit the feelings of charity and guilt that many people have over the plight of the homeless. I'm sure you get my point here. It's not just that violence is a crutch for the depravity of which beer-guzzling barbarians are capable but also that he will probably never understand why he scares me so much. And Im_Dooomed does scare me: His wisecracks are scary, his plans for the future are scary, and most of all, for the nonce, he is content to provoke terrible, total, universal, and merciless destruction. But quicker than you can double-check the spelling of "histomorphologically", he will respond to this letter with hyperbolic and uncorroborated accusations and assaults on free speech.

What does this mean for our future? For one thing, it means that you may make the comment, "What does this have to do with worthless anarchists?" Well, once you begin to see the light you'll realize that some of the facts I'm about to present may seem shocking. This they certainly are. However, Im_Dooomed parrots whatever ideas are fashionable at the moment. When the fashions change, his ideas will change instantly like a weathercock. Im_Dooomed often argues that all it takes to solve our social woes are shotgun marriages, heavy-handed divorce laws, and a return to some mythical 1950s Shangri-la. A similar argument was first made over 1200 years ago by a well-known prevaricator and was quickly disproved. In those days, however, no one would have doubted that I feel no more personal hatred for Im_Dooomed than I might feel for a herd of wild animals or a cluster of poisonous reptiles. One does not hate those whose souls can exude no spiritual warmth; one pities them.

Im_Dooomed is trying to brainwash us. He wants us to believe that it's tactless to prevent his resentful machinations from spreading like a malignant tumor; that's boring; that's not cool. You know what I think of that, don't you? I think that Im_Dooomed's prurient jibes can be quite educational. By studying them, students can observe firsthand the consequences of having a mind consumed with paranoia, fear, hatred, and ignorance.

I don't suppose Im_Dooomed realizes which dialectic principle he's violating by maintaining that we're supposed to shut up and smile when he says uncivilized things. Therefore, I shall take it upon myself to explain. I become truly impatient with people who refuse to recognize the key role that Im_Dooomed is playing in the destruction of our civilization. I could write pages on the subject, but the following should suffice. There is a format Im_Dooomed should follow for his next literary endeavor. It involves a topic sentence and supporting facts. It's not that I have anything against busybodies in general. It's just that he is the picture of the insane person on the street, babbling to a tree, a wall, or a cloud, which cannot and does not respond to his sentiments.

But there I go again, claiming that there are three fairly obvious problems with Im_Dooomed's convictions, each of which needs to be addressed by any letter that attempts to build a coalition of stouthearted people devoted to stopping Im_Dooomed. First, I cannot, in good conscience, step aside and let lecherous pothouse drunks crush people to the earth and then claim the right to trample on them forever because they are prostrate. Second, Im_Dooomed's helpers compress Im_Dooomed's analects into brief, highly reductive, definitive-sounding phrases, easily memorized and easily expressed. And third, Im_Dooomed has a strategy. His strategy is to make empty promises. Wherever you encounter that strategy, you are dealing with Im_Dooomed.

To say otherwise would be unstable. Im_Dooomed has delivered exactly the opposite of what he had previously promised us. Most notably, his vows of liberation turned out to be masks for oppression and domination. And, almost as troubling, Im_Dooomed's vows of equality did little more than convince people that we must show Im_Dooomed that we are not powerless pedestrians on the asphalt of life. We must show him that we can illustrate the virtues that he lacks -- courage, truthfulness, courtesy, honesty, diligence, chivalry, loyalty, and industry. Maybe then Im_Dooomed will realize that his tricks are a syncretism of pouty gangsterism and brutal, noxious emotionalism. If, after hearing facts like that, you still believe that diseases can be defeated not through standard medical research but through the creation of a new language, one that does not stigmatize certain groups and behaviors, then there is sincerely no hope for you.

Im_Dooomed labels anyone he doesn't like as "ribald". That might well be a better description of him. That fact is simply inescapable to any thinking man or woman. "Thinking" is the key word in the previous sentence. We must develop a rational-empirical base for dialogue about Im_Dooomed's codices. We must stand as a witness in the divine court of the eternal judge and proclaim that he stands for rogue authority, social directives, and onerous laws that weaken personal freedoms. And we must defy the international enslavement of entire peoples. Please join me in incorporating these words into our living credo.

GG

Last edited by phil-12-12 (2008-01-02 16:02:00)

phil-12-12 wrote:

Zimmer wrote:

phil-12-12 wrote:

If you dont find that shit funny, then you need to gtfo of this site, How old are you? 20? Faggot. If you dont like the video gtfo. Pff, you probably think your tough bossing people around, stop glooming around this site being an ass hat.

Just watch your mouth. You can't do or say whatever you want on this site, especially when its a verbal attack.

Please, keep your dirty mouth shut and watch it before someone verbally annihilates you.

ok

let me edit then:

A number of incidents have taken place in the last several weeks which have troubled many members of our community. You see, I indisputably believe that Im_Dooomed's pea-brained pals seem to think they can escape the consequences of their actions. And because of that belief, I'm going to throw politeness and inoffensiveness to the winds. In this letter, I'm going to be as rude and crude as I know how, to reinforce the point that I will stop at nothing to expose every crude practice of every crude warmonger. My resolve cannot fully be articulated but it is unyielding. As evidence, consider that if I didn't sincerely believe that as far as being semi-intelligible is concerned, none of Im_Dooomed's intimates holds a candle to him, then I wouldn't be writing this letter. If Im_Dooomed opened his eyes, he'd realize that conventional wisdom states that it would please him greatly to raise extortionate demands. It's my hunch that he is a surly utopian. I use that label only when it's true. If you don't believe it is, then consider that if my memory serves me correctly, we mustn't be content to patch and darn, to piece and cobble at the worn and rotten fabric of Im_Dooomed's morally crippled proposed social programs. Instead we must push the envelope on our knowledge of the world around us.

Let me go on record as saying that by brainwashing his drones with wowserism,Im_Dooomed makes them easy to lead, easy to program, and easy to enslave. One thing is certain: You'd think that someone would have done something by now to thwart his plans to make my worst nightmares come true. Unfortunately, most people are quite happy to "go along to get along" and are rather reluctant to reinvigorate our collective commitment to building and maintaining a sensitive, tolerant, and humane community. It is imperative that we inform such people that one can consecrate one's life to the service of a noble idea or a glorious ideology. Im_Dooomed, however, is more likely to dismantle the family unit.

If you've read this far then you probably either agree with me or are on the way to agreeing with me. The problem is, Im_Dooomed always cavils at my attempts to stand by our principles and be true to them on all occasions, in all places, against all foes, and at whatever cost. That's probably because there is unmistakably a stentorian dimension to Im_Dooomed's prognoses. Or, if "stentorian" is too narrow of a term, perhaps you'd prefer "politically incorrect". In any case, Im_Dooomed is an inspiration to petty nincompoops everywhere. They panegyrize his crusade to manufacture and compile daunting lists of imaginary transgressions committed against him and, more importantly, they don't realize that due to circumstances that I have encountered in my research, I find that I must wage war on fanaticism. He will almost certainly tiptoe around that glaringly evident fact because if he didn't, you might come to realize that he hates it when you say that he lacks the courage to confront me face-to-face. He really hates it when you say that. Try saying it to him sometime if you have a thick skin and don't mind having him shriek insults at you.

When a political condition of greed, massive corruption, and diversity of objective is coupled to a social condition of drugs, violence, and discontent, therein exists the perfect environment for Im_Dooomed to devastate vast acres of precious farmland. When I was younger I wanted to do what comes naturally. I still want to do that but now I realize that it doesn't do us much good to become angry and wave our arms and shout about the evils of his bait-and-switch tactics in general terms. If we want other people to agree with us and join forces with us, then we must stop the Huns at the gate. Im_Dooomed's primary motivation is self-enrichment at our expense, the point being that I honestly feel that he has insulted everyone with even the slightest moral commitment. Im_Dooomed obviously has none or he wouldn't exploit the feelings of charity and guilt that many people have over the plight of the homeless. I'm sure you get my point here. It's not just that violence is a crutch for the depravity of which beer-guzzling barbarians are capable but also that he will probably never understand why he scares me so much. And Im_Dooomed does scare me: His wisecracks are scary, his plans for the future are scary, and most of all, for the nonce, he is content to provoke terrible, total, universal, and merciless destruction. But quicker than you can double-check the spelling of "histomorphologically", he will respond to this letter with hyperbolic and uncorroborated accusations and assaults on free speech.

What does this mean for our future? For one thing, it means that you may make the comment, "What does this have to do with worthless anarchists?" Well, once you begin to see the light you'll realize that some of the facts I'm about to present may seem shocking. This they certainly are. However, Im_Dooomed parrots whatever ideas are fashionable at the moment. When the fashions change, his ideas will change instantly like a weathercock. Im_Dooomed often argues that all it takes to solve our social woes are shotgun marriages, heavy-handed divorce laws, and a return to some mythical 1950s Shangri-la. A similar argument was first made over 1200 years ago by a well-known prevaricator and was quickly disproved. In those days, however, no one would have doubted that I feel no more personal hatred for Im_Dooomed than I might feel for a herd of wild animals or a cluster of poisonous reptiles. One does not hate those whose souls can exude no spiritual warmth; one pities them.

Im_Dooomed is trying to brainwash us. He wants us to believe that it's tactless to prevent his resentful machinations from spreading like a malignant tumor; that's boring; that's not cool. You know what I think of that, don't you? I think that Im_Dooomed's prurient jibes can be quite educational. By studying them, students can observe firsthand the consequences of having a mind consumed with paranoia, fear, hatred, and ignorance.

I don't suppose Im_Dooomed realizes which dialectic principle he's violating by maintaining that we're supposed to shut up and smile when he says uncivilized things. Therefore, I shall take it upon myself to explain. I become truly impatient with people who refuse to recognize the key role that Im_Dooomed is playing in the destruction of our civilization. I could write pages on the subject, but the following should suffice. There is a format Im_Dooomed should follow for his next literary endeavor. It involves a topic sentence and supporting facts. It's not that I have anything against busybodies in general. It's just that he is the picture of the insane person on the street, babbling to a tree, a wall, or a cloud, which cannot and does not respond to his sentiments.

But there I go again, claiming that there are three fairly obvious problems with Im_Dooomed's convictions, each of which needs to be addressed by any letter that attempts to build a coalition of stouthearted people devoted to stopping Im_Dooomed. First, I cannot, in good conscience, step aside and let lecherous pothouse drunks crush people to the earth and then claim the right to trample on them forever because they are prostrate. Second, Im_Dooomed's helpers compress Im_Dooomed's analects into brief, highly reductive, definitive-sounding phrases, easily memorized and easily expressed. And third, Im_Dooomed has a strategy. His strategy is to make empty promises. Wherever you encounter that strategy, you are dealing with Im_Dooomed.

To say otherwise would be unstable. Im_Dooomed has delivered exactly the opposite of what he had previously promised us. Most notably, his vows of liberation turned out to be masks for oppression and domination. And, almost as troubling, Im_Dooomed's vows of equality did little more than convince people that we must show Im_Dooomed that we are not powerless pedestrians on the asphalt of life. We must show him that we can illustrate the virtues that he lacks -- courage, truthfulness, courtesy, honesty, diligence, chivalry, loyalty, and industry. Maybe then Im_Dooomed will realize that his tricks are a syncretism of pouty gangsterism and brutal, noxious emotionalism. If, after hearing facts like that, you still believe that diseases can be defeated not through standard medical research but through the creation of a new language, one that does not stigmatize certain groups and behaviors, then there is sincerely no hope for you.

Im_Dooomed labels anyone he doesn't like as "ribald". That might well be a better description of him. That fact is simply inescapable to any thinking man or woman. "Thinking" is the key word in the previous sentence. We must develop a rational-empirical base for dialogue about Im_Dooomed's codices. We must stand as a witness in the divine court of the eternal judge and proclaim that he stands for rogue authority, social directives, and onerous laws that weaken personal freedoms. And we must defy the international enslavement of entire peoples. Please join me in incorporating these words into our living credo.

GG

hmmmmm thats some yummy copy pasta

Im_Dooomed wrote:

phil-12-12 wrote:

long story

lolwut? Where did you have the time to find that copy-pasta? [Insert name here] and it spits out this long rant for you.

The internet can do wonders.