Jagermeister Shots Before College

2008-01-14 00:54:27

#1

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|7037|Scotland

7-8 am. We found a hidden bottle of Jagermister hidden away from the party the night before.

2 hours to college Colin (Spawnofthemist) dared my best mate Micky to drink some.

Videos because it did happen.

2008-01-14 01:03:30

#2

Catbox: forgiveness; +505|7201

looks like he is well prepared for college... practice makes perfect... lol

Jager bombs...

Love is the answer

2008-01-14 01:04:16

#3

Zilla: Killa of threads; +122|7127|7th level of hell

ok, first, mixing jager for shots????? and he's that drunk after 4 half shots (mixed), and 3 actual shots?????

LIGHTWEIGHT!!!!!!!

2008-01-14 01:05:29

#4

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|7037|Scotland

[TUF]Catbox wrote:
looks like he is well prepared for college... practice makes perfect... lol

Jager bombs...

We searched for some some energey drink but couldn't find any.

I don't think anyone can realise how funny this is without being here.

He just went to get soem coffee, and the kettle was on other side of work bench... and hes like... WHO STOLE THE KETTLE?

2008-01-14 01:06:22

#5

Nappy: Apprentice; +151|6714|NSW, Australia

i love jagerbombs

at work they call me jager

-i was actually going to start a thread earlier today stating how much i love it lol - true story!

Last edited by Nappy (2008-01-14 01:18:39)

2008-01-14 01:06:42

#6

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|7037|Scotland

Zilla wrote:
ok, first, mixing jager for shots????? and he's that drunk after 4 half shots (mixed), and 3 actual shots?????

LIGHTWEIGHT!!!!!!!

He had a good 6 or so before the first 4.

He can handle his drink better than anyone i know... he drank a whole bottle of Jack Daniels to himself once. That was lulz.

He hasn't eaten all day either.

2008-01-14 01:16:07

#7

Nappy: Apprentice; +151|6714|NSW, Australia

White-Fusion wrote:
Zilla wrote:
ok, first, mixing jager for shots????? and he's that drunk after 4 half shots (mixed), and 3 actual shots?????

LIGHTWEIGHT!!!!!!!
He had a good 6 or so before the first 4.

He can handle his drink better than anyone i know... he drank a whole bottle of Jack Daniels to himself once. That was lulz.

He hasn't eaten all day either.

i did that the first time i got drunk

that was some good stuff

on NYE i had half a bottle of JD 2 Jagerbombs in the first half hour,
then about 30 mins later 9 jagerbombs in a row

then i was drinking anything and everything

then i dont know but apparently i hooked up with some chick and i woke up in bed with her the next day :S

2008-01-14 01:18:22

#8

theDude5B: Cool member; +805|7236

Ahh to be a drunken student again! Loved my student days!

keep up the good work guys!

Next thing for you to do is get yourself drunk before going into an exam. I did that in first year before a Maths exam. Me and my mate knew we were going to struggle as we had not done any studying and used to play snake on our phone during the lectures (yes, snake. when it first came out!). So we popped down to the union 2 hours before the exam and just hit the booze.
Turned up at the exam pretty drunk and I actually struggled to write my name.

I ended up passing the exam though some how, my mate failed and dropped out of uni! never spoke to him again.

2008-01-14 01:23:21

#9

_Spawn_: Permanently Banned; +29|6481

Apparently, he loves me.

I'm quite scared tbh.
i know now to clench my ass tight when travelling anywhere up there

2008-01-14 01:24:32

#10

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|7140

Jagah bombs, jagah bombs, jagah bombs, jagah bombs. Skank! Skank! Skank!

2008-01-14 01:24:37

#11

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|7037|Scotland

_Spawn_ wrote:
Apparently, he loves me.

I'm quite scared tbh.
i know now to clench my ass tight when travelling anywhere up there

Lmao, he was drunk... still is drunk. He wouldn't try anything lmao.

He is going into college at like 11. He cant even read the screen let alone walk.

2008-01-14 01:28:06

#12

_Spawn_: Permanently Banned; +29|6481

mtb0minime wrote:
Jagah bombs, jagah bombs, jagah bombs, jagah bombs. Skank! Skank! Skank!

on the subject of this, i think you should give him a "new fuckin haircut", then send him to college.

for the lulz of course, for the lulz.

2008-01-14 01:29:23

#13

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|7037|Scotland

_Spawn_ wrote:
mtb0minime wrote:
Jagah bombs, jagah bombs, jagah bombs, jagah bombs. Skank! Skank! Skank!
on the subject of this, i think you should give him a "new fuckin haircut", then send him to college.

for the lulz of course, for the lulz.

Of course... Allthough i think you shall find your hair is longer of course lol.

He is passed out on the couch now. Oh lawds.

2008-01-14 01:31:39

#14

I'm Jamesey: Do a Research Noob; +506|6617|Scotland!

Write "penis lover" on the back of his neck, gogo

2008-01-14 01:33:16

#15

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|7140

_Spawn_ wrote:
mtb0minime wrote:
Jagah bombs, jagah bombs, jagah bombs, jagah bombs. Skank! Skank! Skank!
on the subject of this, i think you should give him a "new fuckin haircut", then send him to college.

for the lulz of course, for the lulz.

and make sure he gets plenty of PROTEIN!!!!!! GRRRRR

2008-01-14 01:33:17

#16

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|7037|Scotland

I'm Jamesey wrote:
Write "penis lover" on the back of his neck, gogo

Nah did that last time he got this drunk

https://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l70/White-Fusion/DSC00417.jpg

2008-01-14 01:34:12

#17

Schwarzelungen: drunklenglungen; +133|6781|Bloomington Indiana

ohh man. good times. ill need to find some videos of us being drunken idiots at college here.
most of them involve topless chicks going down a slip and slide on my front lawn at 2am at my room mates birthday festival that ran for two days and spawned some legendary stories....

good job gents.

2008-01-14 01:36:18

#18

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|7140

I'm mad that none of my friends videotape me when I'm throwing up Apparently I have massively projectile vomit and none of it gets on me but it gets everywhere else... of course I'm too gone to remember any of it.

But I love the drawings! Good times all around. Who knows how long it'll take for him to discover the ones on his back..

2008-01-14 01:36:44

#19

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|7037|Scotland

Schwarzelungen wrote:
ohh man. good times. ill need to find some videos of us being drunken idiots at college here.
most of them involve topless chicks going down a slip and slide on my front lawn at 2am at my room mates birthday festival that ran for two days and spawned some legendary stories....

good job gents.

Do want do want do want.

And the drawings were another party... took him a good 6 hours to find the drawngs, even on his arms and face.

Last edited by White-Fusion (2008-01-14 01:37:30)

2008-01-14 01:40:45

#20

_Spawn_: Permanently Banned; +29|6481

White-Fusion wrote:
_Spawn_ wrote:
mtb0minime wrote:
Jagah bombs, jagah bombs, jagah bombs, jagah bombs. Skank! Skank! Skank!
on the subject of this, i think you should give him a "new fuckin haircut", then send him to college.

for the lulz of course, for the lulz.
Of course... Allthough i think you shall find your hair is longer of course lol.

He is passed out on the couch now. Oh lawds.

wasn't a comment on the length of his hair at all.. i just thought it'd be funnehs

and yes, my hair is longer. and more manageable.

Because i'm worth it.

2008-01-14 01:47:31

#21

Moo? Si!: Tall, Dark, Antlered; +39|6614|817---->907

The writings should continue until soberness improves.

2008-01-14 01:47:55

#22

Schwarzelungen: drunklenglungen; +133|6781|Bloomington Indiana

heres some fun shenanigans fusion.

i am sure i wont be seeing my security deposit ever again

https://img81.imageshack.us/img81/7799/mattchairmc2.th.jpg

just some of the aftermath of my roommates 22nd birthday weekend

https://img81.imageshack.us/img81/1382/bjfestbw9.th.jpg

2008-01-14 01:48:04

#23

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|7037|Scotland

_Spawn_ wrote:
White-Fusion wrote:
_Spawn_ wrote:

on the subject of this, i think you should give him a "new fuckin haircut", then send him to college.

for the lulz of course, for the lulz.
Of course... Allthough i think you shall find your hair is longer of course lol.

He is passed out on the couch now. Oh lawds.
wasn't a comment on the length of his hair at all.. i just thought it'd be funnehs

and yes, my hair is longer. and more manageable.

Because i'm worth it.

Fair play fair play lmao.

2008-01-14 02:19:55

#24

Nappy: Apprentice; +151|6714|NSW, Australia

i pass out alot, i even pass out standing up.. ive done it twice, once on someones shoulder, and once standing against a pole, (ive only been drunk like 5 times)

when i come back to it im full of energy and start dancing and hugging people, until i pass out again ( i like to hug girls) ( apparently) ( mainly the ones with boyfriends for some reason / and hot ones)

if i ever throw up i kinda know its happening or something. im always already at the bathroom, or near a balcony (yeh i passed out hanging over the balcony too)

on NYE my ex from 3-4 years ago was there and i remember hugging her and she whispered in my ear "I wish you were like this before", it was a really long hug i enjoyed it

2008-01-14 02:30:29

#25

Gamematt: Stocking ur medpacks; +135|7147|Groningen, The Netherlands

Why did he put it in his eye xD

Funny stuff

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