A combination of sex and bad B.O
I'd ubercharge my friend and he will hit you with a rocket to the face
Hmmmm....
I would give you some toxic very strong level 1 toxines. They will slowely eat away at your stomach (8 hours tops) in which you will experience severe pain. Then it'll slowly work it's way out both ways...your 'little' intestin is being eaten up at an enormous rate (9 hours) now the acids have reached through to you spine. Then burn away the nerves and you can't call for help. You're just laying there helplessly, dying slowly, painfully.
Once you go the only thing left of you for your weaping familly and friends is a few bones and you skull.
You PC is then sold on Ebay
WHO CAN TOP THAT?!!!! ^^
I would give you some toxic very strong level 1 toxines. They will slowely eat away at your stomach (8 hours tops) in which you will experience severe pain. Then it'll slowly work it's way out both ways...your 'little' intestin is being eaten up at an enormous rate (9 hours) now the acids have reached through to you spine. Then burn away the nerves and you can't call for help. You're just laying there helplessly, dying slowly, painfully.
Once you go the only thing left of you for your weaping familly and friends is a few bones and you skull.
You PC is then sold on Ebay
WHO CAN TOP THAT?!!!! ^^
waterboarding till death
I'll give you AIDsBradt3hleader wrote:
Hmmmm....
I would give you some toxic very strong level 1 toxines. They will slowely eat away at your stomach (8 hours tops) in which you will experience severe pain. Then it'll slowly work it's way out both ways...your 'little' intestin is being eaten up at an enormous rate (9 hours) now the acids have reached through to you spine. Then burn away the nerves and you can't call for help. You're just laying there helplessly, dying slowly, painfully.
Once you go the only thing left of you for your weaping familly and friends is a few bones and you skull.
You PC is then sold on Ebay
WHO CAN TOP THAT?!!!! ^^
1-0 to me methinks
M-E-T-H-O-D MAN M-E-T-H-O-D MAN M-E-T-H-O-D MANKEN-JENNINGS wrote:
I'd sew your asshole shut and keep feeding you and feeding you...
@Magpie
Stab through your stomach with sword and twist.
You thought that was a good one? Is your real name Dane Cook?Bradt3hleader wrote:
Hmmmm....
I would give you some toxic very strong level 1 toxines. They will slowely eat away at your stomach (8 hours tops) in which you will experience severe pain. Then it'll slowly work it's way out both ways...your 'little' intestin is being eaten up at an enormous rate (9 hours) now the acids have reached through to you spine. Then burn away the nerves and you can't call for help. You're just laying there helplessly, dying slowly, painfully.
Once you go the only thing left of you for your weaping familly and friends is a few bones and you skull.
You PC is then sold on Ebay
WHO CAN TOP THAT?!!!! ^^
ban.
bash said members head in, with his own keyboard. Do it with more force if it's one of those expensive/silly gaming keyboards
Throw marbles at Mek's feet, as he slips and falls backwards, he will fall down a mat, which was a trap set by me, where he will be chained up to a conveyor belt where he will enter a machine and be turned into Felix cat food.Mek-Izzle wrote:
bash said members head in, with his own keyboard. Do it with more force if it's one of those expensive/silly gaming keyboards
feed kptk92 the felix cat food made outta me
i would 2g1c you and you'd die from e-coliMek-Izzle wrote:
feed kptk92 the felix cat food made outta me
watig wrote:
i would 2g1c you and you'd die from e-coliMek-Izzle wrote:
feed kptk92 the felix cat food made outta me
oh shi- 2 girls 1 cup
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Yuck, a friend of mine showed me that, what an a-hole, that was so f-ing gross.Mek-Izzle wrote:
watig wrote:
i would 2g1c you and you'd die from e-coliMek-Izzle wrote:
feed kptk92 the felix cat food made outta me
oh shi- 2 girls 1 cup
... Solyent green and feed to his grandmother.kptk92 wrote:
Throw marbles at Mek's feet, as he slips and falls backwards, he will fall down a mat, which was a trap set by me, where he will be chained up to a conveyor belt where he will enter a machine and be turned into ... Felix cat food.Mek-Izzle wrote:
bash said members head in, with his own keyboard. Do it with more force if it's one of those expensive/silly gaming keyboards
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Eating this quite tasty meal containing Mek, I stab him with my fork and throw him down the sink, where he will drown and be eaten by rats and stray catsMek-Izzle wrote:
feed kptk92 the felix cat food made outta me
Feed him Ribena with real bats in it.
Call Bruce Lee to kick his ass.
He'd probably enjoy every the only punch needed to knock him out punch tbh.
He'd probably enjoy every the only punch needed to knock him out punch tbh.
2 words...Funky_Finny wrote:
Call Bruce Lee to kick his ass.
He'd probably enjoy every the only punch needed to knock him out punch tbh.
Chuck Norris
They say there is no chin underneath his beard, there is only another fist........
Anyway, get a Lexus to run you over.
(Seewhatididtharrrrrr?)
EDIT: Found the video.
Chuck Norris once walked down a street with a boner. There were no survivers.
Anyway, get a Lexus to run you over.
(Seewhatididtharrrrrr?)
EDIT: Found the video.
Chuck Norris once walked down a street with a boner. There were no survivers.
Last edited by Funky_Finny (2008-02-01 13:54:14)
pedobear....Funky_Finny wrote:
They say there is no chin underneath his beard, there is only another fist........
Anyway, get a Lexus to run you over.
(Seewhatididtharrrrrr?)
(Seewhatididtharrrrrr?)
methinks I got pwt...lol I didn't mean it realy, was just joking around.kptk92 wrote:
I'll give you AIDsBradt3hleader wrote:
Hmmmm....
I would give you some toxic very strong level 1 toxines. They will slowely eat away at your stomach (8 hours tops) in which you will experience severe pain. Then it'll slowly work it's way out both ways...your 'little' intestin is being eaten up at an enormous rate (9 hours) now the acids have reached through to you spine. Then burn away the nerves and you can't call for help. You're just laying there helplessly, dying slowly, painfully.
Once you go the only thing left of you for your weaping familly and friends is a few bones and you skull.
You PC is then sold on Ebay
WHO CAN TOP THAT?!!!! ^^
1-0 to me methinks
this thread is epic fail
Lazors and his own failure.
With fire.
Tie his feet to the back of a train and let it pull his face along the sleepers.