How would you kill the User above you?

2008-02-03 10:01:51

#101

kptk92: u; +972|6877|tc_london

Oh I've been waiting for this moment.

Kidnap him in the middle of a street with my good friends and take him to an unknown location on the London Docklands. Tie him up to a chair and beat the living crap out of him until he tells us to grow up. We'll laugh and pull his hair out until there is nothing left. Then we'll burn your feet and amputate your arms. We'll chop off one of your legs too and laugh as you try and hobble away from us. We'll tranqualise you and then put you in a scalding hot bath containing a shark, and we'll all laugh as your skin disintergrates in the scalding bath and when the Shark eats you. We'll then put your head on top of a spike and put in a glass case and lock away in an attic until its found by aliens. They will use the head for testing and find that your not worthy for their testings, so they blow the head up.

Last edited by kptk92 (2008-02-03 10:02:34)

2008-02-03 10:04:23

#102

Ollie: Formerly known as Larkin; +215|6453|Halifax, West Yorkshire

Wow what a pointless life you must have.

I'd probably make a thread about you and call you gay.

BTW, tl;dr

Last edited by Ollie (2008-02-03 10:04:45)

2008-02-03 10:05:17

#103

kptk92: u; +972|6877|tc_london

Ollie wrote:
I'd probably make a thread about you and call you gay.

I dare ya, do it

2008-02-03 10:06:27

#104

Ollie: Formerly known as Larkin; +215|6453|Halifax, West Yorkshire

kptk92 wrote:
Ollie wrote:
I'd probably make a thread about you and call you gay.
I dare ya, do it

No I wouldn't want to hurt your feelings. You seem to be a delicate child.

2008-02-03 10:07:20

#105

kptk92: u; +972|6877|tc_london

Ollie wrote:
kptk92 wrote:
Ollie wrote:
I'd probably make a thread about you and call you gay.
I dare ya, do it
No I wouldn't want to hurt your feelings. You seem to be a delicate child.

i thot so

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Ollie's afraid to post about me lolol

And I'm not delicate
I fail at spoiler coding lol

Oh, and in addition to your current death, people will pick up your remains from your head explosion and use them as fish bait

Last edited by kptk92 (2008-02-03 10:09:35)

2008-02-03 10:11:16

#106

Ollie: Formerly known as Larkin; +215|6453|Halifax, West Yorkshire

Yeah, thats right, I'm scared. I'm scared that you might come into the thread and say "lol u iz gay".

2008-02-03 10:11:54

#107

kptk92: u; +972|6877|tc_london

Ollie wrote:
Yeah, thats right, I'm scared. I'm scared that you might come into the thread and say "lol u iz gay".

i thot so

2008-02-03 10:26:53

#108

HellMilky: ( =^_^= ); +23|6412|Holland

I highly doubt that by scaring someone you would kill him :S

2008-02-03 10:30:50

#109

kptk92: u; +972|6877|tc_london

HellMilky wrote:
I highly doubt that by scaring someone you would kill him :S

Oh we're on about summin else

However, I'd kill you by grabbing an ice pick and stabbing you, then melt the pick before anyone can find it

2008-02-03 10:48:27

#110

Ninja_Kid2002: Member; +119|6736|Floodsville, TN, (UK really)

kptk92 wrote:
HellMilky wrote:
I highly doubt that by scaring someone you would kill him :S
Oh we're on about summin else

However, I'd kill you by grabbing an ice pick and stabbing you, then melt the pick before anyone can find it

Don't you mean an icicle?

I'd kill you by printing that comment out and suffocating you on the page.

2008-02-03 14:30:15

#111

Jackabo: Member; +127|7027|Dublin, Ireland

I'd kill you buy putting you in a room with nothing but a computer with WoW on it.

2008-02-03 14:32:55

#112

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|7183|Purplicious Wisconsin

By introducing Jackabo to my little friend

Last edited by War Man (2008-02-03 14:33:16)

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2008-02-03 14:34:47

#113

Archer: rapes face; +161|6893|Canuckistan

Lock him in a room with his body littered with fried chicken

2008-02-03 14:37:59

#114

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6666|Winland

I'd hire Captain Prostata to stick it in his pooper and watch his stomach blow up due to large ammounts of semen in his stomach.

...what?

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2008-02-03 14:39:50

#115

gbr.hitman: Fair Play!; +21|7069|Warwickshire, England

I would superglue, staple and clamp your anus and penis holes together, then force feed you lots of food and drink untill your bladder explodes!

2008-02-03 14:40:12

#116

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7312|Alberta, Canada

Hire a hitman and kill him.

2008-02-03 14:43:32

#117

Major.League.Infidel: Make Love and War; +303|6947|Communist Republic of CA, USA

Ryan wrote:
Hire a hitman and kill him.

Martyrdom.

2008-02-03 15:24:50

#118

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6666|Winland

Modified taser, attached to a bull, wich is attached to a horses balls, wich is attached to Major.League.Infidel. When I fire the taser that's modded to give shocks about once a second, the bull will run away, ripping the horse's balls out, making the horse go mad and run away with him after, until it bleeds to death. Then Major.League.Infidel will be lying on the ground, in a pool of horse testicle-blood and his own blood, tied to a horse who has died from blood loss in the genitals.

My fantasy is very, very strange. I advice not to go into my brain with those brain-looking tools of yours.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2008-02-03 16:05:37

#119

InfectiousShadow: BF2S Resident Bass Player; +45|6900|Washington State, USA

Torture

Slowly slice into his balls and slowly pull them out.
Then I would Cut his dick off slowly by 1 cm, till he has nothing but a mere stub.

then I would stab his eyes and rip them out. I would put his balls in his eye sockets and then i would put his eyes in what is left of his empty ballsack
after that i would slowly drill into the top of his head.

2008-02-03 16:15:59

#120

bennisboy: Member; +829|7115|Poundland

Use a spoon to flick pieces of his brain at passers by

Last edited by bennisboy (2008-02-03 16:16:11)

2008-02-03 16:17:13

#121

SamTheMan:D: Banned; +856|6443|England

With a candle stick, in the library

2008-02-03 16:18:21

#122

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|7036|NYC / Hamburg

horse rape

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2008-02-03 16:22:20

#123

Klinka-Klinko: NIKE Swoosh; +101|6689|cs_connecticut‬‭

max wrote:
horse rape

Blow up your BMW..

2008-02-03 16:23:51

#124

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|7036|NYC / Hamburg

Klinka-Klinko wrote:
max wrote:
horse rape
Blow up your BMW..

now that was mean ....

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2008-02-03 16:30:48

#125

David.P: Banned; +649|6743

The way i would do is so horrible i cannot describe it because of the likely ban.

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