lawnmower
rake
Rape.
Rape.
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spiked baseball bat
Smash with a Sherman and then slap until death.
Ice-cream scoop to the eyes.
Nail your tongue to a rope, tied to a horse, then hit the horse.
Nail gun to Ankles.
Stake to the heart.
Nail your tongue to a rope, tied to a horse, then hit the horse.
Nail gun to Ankles.
Stake to the heart.
Put a roman candle up his butt and watch him dance. Then I would strap him to a table and slowly inject AIDS-infected blood into his eyes. Go grab myself a taco, and leave him there to die.
God I'm morbid. Sorry naight.
God I'm morbid. Sorry naight.
I'd nail you to a cross upside down. I'd place a running chainsaw at the height of your penis, and then inject viagra into you body. Erection would lead to a painful loss of your peepee, eventually making you bleed out. If that didnt work, I'd insert nails into your eyes with a plastic toy hammer, get you off the cross, make a hole in your stomach, "feed" you with fuel and then fire it up. <3
Wow. I guess I'm not as morbid as I thought.VaLzbeStoNeD wrote:
I'd nail you to a cross upside down. I'd place a running chainsaw at the height of your penis, and then inject viagra into you body. Erection would lead to a painful loss of your peepee, eventually making you bleed out. If that didnt work, I'd insert nails into your eyes with a plastic toy hammer, get you off the cross, make a hole in your stomach, "feed" you with fuel and then fire it up. <3
I'd use sandpaper on your nails to remove them down to the nerves, do it on you're lips, eyelids and tongue.Ryan wrote:
Wow. I guess I'm not as morbid as I thought.VaLzbeStoNeD wrote:
I'd nail you to a cross upside down. I'd place a running chainsaw at the height of your penis, and then inject viagra into you body. Erection would lead to a painful loss of your peepee, eventually making you bleed out. If that didnt work, I'd insert nails into your eyes with a plastic toy hammer, get you off the cross, make a hole in your stomach, "feed" you with fuel and then fire it up. <3
I'd then nail through your nail-less toes and fingers.
Take a cheese grater to your scalp, down to the skull.
Then force my fingers into your belly-button and continually rip your skin to eventually get a good grasp and pull open.
Then I would cut as many pieces of you as possible, keeping you alive while blending them, and force-feeding you the chewy liquid that is yourself.
Hug him to death.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
a knife from behind
Stick you in a sugar mill. Crushed to death, feet first, unable to move, at about 1/2 foot per minute. Ouch. I wonder what would happen first;
1. haemorrhage?
2. Pressure from blood pushed up into head-->boom!!
3. ???
1. haemorrhage?
2. Pressure from blood pushed up into head-->boom!!
3. ???
I like pie.
There is some thing very wrong with the people in here.
*To much SAW movies me thinks*
*To much SAW movies me thinks*
Will he blend? That is the question.Aapje wrote:
I would crush you!xRBLx wrote:
There is some thing very wrong with the people in here.
*To much SAW movies me thinks*
Stab him in the night, when he is asleep
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I would love him to death with cute pink teddy bears and popsicle kisses and fluffy gumdrop hugs.
Skiped club.
I'm surprised no one has said 4. ProfitTSI wrote:
Stick you in a sugar mill. Crushed to death, feet first, unable to move, at about 1/2 foot per minute. Ouch. I wonder what would happen first;
1. haemorrhage?
2. Pressure from blood pushed up into head-->boom!!
3. ???
^ I would shoot him in the knee caps, put him in a remote forest, hang a cell phone in a tree, so when he gets the phone he can call 4 help but wait, the battery is in the next tree, after he gets the battery, he finds that it is dead , the charger is in another tree, but lol he is in a forest so know were to recharge it ROFL, That was how we were going to kill are student mechanics teacher
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I would use you as a sled on the rockiest/iciest mountain side i could find.
I would feed you shotgun shells, then hit you in the abdomen with a car so that the shotgun shells go off inside of you.