Reckon you could put an elephant in a figure 4 leglock?
press VMek-Izzle wrote:
I've had to kick a couple of vicious random dogs. I reckon I could kill a dog pretty easily, even a violent one. I don't know why people are so scared of dogs.
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
people who say they can take out swans, geese and stuff obviously don't know what they're talking about.
Those animals are mad. Their wings & beaks are fking power. People got killed by them, yes true story.
Those animals are mad. Their wings & beaks are fking power. People got killed by them, yes true story.
inane little opines
I club baby seals.
Oh shi-Mek-Izzle wrote:
O RLY?TheAussieReaper wrote:
A mountain lion!
...cub
http://www.kostich.com/lion_cub12.jpg
rawr
Warranty void if seal is broken.geNius wrote:
I club baby seals.
A fucking cougar.
I think I could take an amoeba
Cousins mate tried to knock a bull out while pissed. Broke his wrist. That was lulz!
I would pwn your mom.
I have taken down one of these 300lb bears
There are plenty of small animals I'd be able to kill. Whether I'd have the heart to do it is another question.
In Soviet US&A, Heart kills you!HurricaИe wrote:
There are plenty of small animals I'd be able to kill. Whether I'd have the heart to do it is another question.
No wait
That's regular USA...
I doubt you could beat up any simian, primate, ape, etc... If you have seen shows where animals go crazy and you see one segment with monkeys, you see them getting pinned down by 4 or 5 strong guys and the monkey is probably still strong enough to get out of that. Those things are tough.1927 wrote:
I'd like to go toe to toe with an Orang, Urangatang, whatever you call em, Orange Hairy Monkey, clever things as shown below.
http://re3.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/25/f11/101103110
I'd like to see you fight a pitbull.Mek-Izzle wrote:
I've had to kick a couple of vicious random dogs. I reckon I could kill a dog pretty easily, even a violent one. I don't know why people are so scared of dogs.
Swans have pretty strong beaks and wings. I'd stay away from them. Plus they can fly. Flying pokemans outdo ground/fighting pokemans
anything i can curb stomp
I could kick it in the head, bash it around with a pole. And generally go crazy on it, If I really had to and I was fighting for my life. Obviously I'm not gonna sit here and say I wouldn't be shitting myself and that I wouldn't be abit scared, but I'm pretty sure I could hold my own, based on previous experience.Deadmonkiefart wrote:
I'd like to see you fight a pitbull.Mek-Izzle wrote:
I've had to kick a couple of vicious random dogs. I reckon I could kill a dog pretty easily, even a violent one. I don't know why people are so scared of dogs.
Swans have pretty strong beaks and wings. I'd stay away from them. Plus they can fly. Flying pokemans outdo ground/fighting pokemans
a bear. I know I can. I just know it. As long as I have a sharp knife.
I've taken out a chicken. It gave me a good run for my money and l had a black eye however l did win and it tasted nice. I'm now in training to take out my sisters Chinchilla L fancy that with some chips!
If a pitbull gets even one of your wrists you can count that out of the fight. One armed BF2 player vs pitbull, hmm. I own a pitbull and he is alomost as strong as me. Being very humble, he is almost as strong as fully grown 26 year old athletic man. Plus he can jump over my head.Mek-Izzle wrote:
I could kick it in the head, bash it around with a pole. And generally go crazy on it, If I really had to and I was fighting for my life. Obviously I'm not gonna sit here and say I wouldn't be shitting myself and that I wouldn't be abit scared, but I'm pretty sure I could hold my own, based on previous experience.Deadmonkiefart wrote:
I'd like to see you fight a pitbull.Mek-Izzle wrote:
I've had to kick a couple of vicious random dogs. I reckon I could kill a dog pretty easily, even a violent one. I don't know why people are so scared of dogs.
Swans have pretty strong beaks and wings. I'd stay away from them. Plus they can fly. Flying pokemans outdo ground/fighting pokemans
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I wouldn't mind having a go against a giraffe, flimsy looking things, be good fight I reckon.
Its so cuteMek-Izzle wrote:
O RLY?TheAussieReaper wrote:
A mountain lion!
...cub
http://www.kostich.com/lion_cub12.jpg
rawr
An orangutan is strong enough to rip your arms and legs off without effort. lol gg
It's a tool of ultimate destruction and doom, it aint supposed to be cute and fuzzySgtSlauther wrote:
Its so cuteMek-Izzle wrote:
O RLY?TheAussieReaper wrote:
A mountain lion!
...cub
http://www.kostich.com/lion_cub12.jpg
rawr
Spoiler (highlight to read):Mek-Izzle wrote:
It's a tool of ultimate destruction and doom, it aint supposed to be cute and fuzzySgtSlauther wrote:
Its so cute
its still cute tbh
Attack dog.