haffeysucks wrote:
ahhh, so YOU'RE the one who caused the fire in bert's microwave!MetaL* wrote:
Thats my name.haffeysucks wrote:
metal
Get him boys
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Get him boys
i'd say the sleeve since these things can be very dangerous (personal Xp) but it can also be scientologist that've poored a secret ingredient into a batch of hot pockets.... TUN TUN TUN TUUNNNNN /dramaBert10099 wrote:
Probably a combination of a bad sleeve and bad microwave.RoosterCantrell wrote:
IM guessing the hot pocket. Must be a bad sleeve, or an o.k. sleeve and a dated microwave? Those older one are unpredictable as fuck, and randomly can make food boiling hot, or barely above room temperature.usmarine wrote:
The micro or hotpocket caught fire?
If it's a new microwave, I'd blame the cooking sleeve.
The tiniest amount of metal in a microwave can cause a fire. I was warming up some tortillas once, and they all burst into flame. It looked really cool. After I put the fire out, I found the tiniest bit of a twist-tie had been left in the microwave.
I lol'd
Sorry for the loss of your hotpocket. Love those things, but they do not love me, burnt or not.
Sorry for the loss of your hotpocket. Love those things, but they do not love me, burnt or not.
Ah, this reminds of my incident with popcorn.
You know those bags of popcorn you put in the micro, yeah, well I was like "sounds good, I'll put some in and come collect it when I'm done working"
So whip open the door, put the bag in, follow instructions of 3 mins and leave to persue more important matters.
About 10-15 minutes later, fire alarm sounds...False alarm must be, happens often enough. Open my door and black fumes coming up the staircase didn't look good. Reach downstairs, flames flying left, right and centre and out of the microwave....No fire extinguisher, bucket of water thankfully solved the problem, could have been a lot worse.
Turns out I put in 30 mins instead of 3
The popcorn was...well...black.
You know those bags of popcorn you put in the micro, yeah, well I was like "sounds good, I'll put some in and come collect it when I'm done working"
So whip open the door, put the bag in, follow instructions of 3 mins and leave to persue more important matters.
About 10-15 minutes later, fire alarm sounds...False alarm must be, happens often enough. Open my door and black fumes coming up the staircase didn't look good. Reach downstairs, flames flying left, right and centre and out of the microwave....No fire extinguisher, bucket of water thankfully solved the problem, could have been a lot worse.
Turns out I put in 30 mins instead of 3
The popcorn was...well...black.
I know fucking karate
Well thats unfortunate.stkhoplite wrote:
haffeysucks wrote:
ahhh, so YOU'RE the one who caused the fire in bert's microwave!MetaL* wrote:
Thats my name.
Get him boys
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30 minutes?! Are u sure the popcorn didn't get sent to another dimension?justice wrote:
Ah, this reminds of my incident with popcorn.
You know those bags of popcorn you put in the micro, yeah, well I was like "sounds good, I'll put some in and come collect it when I'm done working"
So whip open the door, put the bag in, follow instructions of 3 mins and leave to persue more important matters.
About 10-15 minutes later, fire alarm sounds...False alarm must be, happens often enough. Open my door and black fumes coming up the staircase didn't look good. Reach downstairs, flames flying left, right and centre and out of the microwave....No fire extinguisher, bucket of water thankfully solved the problem, could have been a lot worse.
Turns out I put in 30 mins instead of 3
The popcorn was...well...black.
Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.
Hot pocket = 2min
tbh, I want your microwave!!
tbh, I want your microwave!!
Dont fuck up people's microwave then, tbh.MetaL* wrote:
Well thats unfortunate.stkhoplite wrote:
haffeysucks wrote:
ahhh, so YOU'RE the one who caused the fire in bert's microwave!
Get him boys
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Real men would fire up the grill and make himself a steak rather than eating a steak flavored hot pocket tbh.Ender2309 wrote:
also, grow a pair. a real man would only eat a burnt hotpocket.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Hot pocket is 2:20 tbh.
Wholesome, no.
Learn to microwave n00b.
15 more years! 15 more years!
wow, that sounds kinda like my schools woodshop classroom lolBert10099 wrote:
So, I'm making myself a hotpocket. Mmm, delicious, wholesome, hotpocket. One with pepperoni and cheese. Win, tbh. Well, I put it in the microwave, hit minute plus 3 times (three minutes) and watched it. I was about to walk away, but I thought something wasn't right. I continue to watch the microwave.
And then my hotpocket was engulfed in flames.
I was both frantic to put out the flames, yet mystified by the total randomness of this fire. As I'm staring at my wonderful hotpocket, it catches fire.
And I can't explain why. Defective microwave sleeve? Who knows. But, it definitely caught fire.
I'm upset since it was my last hotpocket, and I don't want to eat this black, burnt thing.
Discuss.
Anyone that was thinking of his friends before his house would... come on!Deadmonkiefart wrote:
LAWLseb--morin wrote:
pics or didn't happen
He's not gonna grab his camera when he notices his microwave on fire!
RIP hotpocket. My condolences go out to you and your family at such a tragic moment in your lifeBert10099 wrote:
So, I'm making myself a hotpocket. Mmm, delicious, wholesome, hotpocket. One with pepperoni and cheese. Win, tbh. Well, I put it in the microwave, hit minute plus 3 times (three minutes) and watched it. I was about to walk away, but I thought something wasn't right. I continue to watch the microwave.
And then my hotpocket was engulfed in flames.
I was both frantic to put out the flames, yet mystified by the total randomness of this fire. As I'm staring at my wonderful hotpocket, it catches fire.
And I can't explain why. Defective microwave sleeve? Who knows. But, it definitely caught fire.
I'm upset since it was my last hotpocket, and I don't want to eat this black, burnt thing.
Discuss.
I know a certain freshman that is laughing his ass off and enjoying a warm hotpocket
Does anyone feel retarded after watching your food up close cooking in the microwave?
Ok, so what the fuck is with your myspace posts here? Granted, there's not much to do about this place being a personal blog for some but if people discussing your life makes you hard there's people you can pay less then an internet bill to listen to you, and deal with the hard on.
i was shit-faced at a friends house and put some taquitos in the OVEN even though they were microwavable
when i woke up his parents house was full of smoke
luckily no one got hurt
when i woke up his parents house was full of smoke
luckily no one got hurt
ever seen the movie Armageddon?usmarine wrote:
No Nukes! No Nukes! No Nukes!
hey, at least it was cooked, I would have eaten it anyways.
"Minute half"...hahahacablecopulate wrote:
I just had a hotpocket.
To quote Encino Man: "Two minutes."
I don't know. I had the urge to get my digital cam from inside when my lawn was on fire. Of course, I got the garden hose instead, the paparazzi in me lost to my sensible side.Deadmonkiefart wrote:
LAWLseb--morin wrote:
pics or didn't happen
He's not gonna grab his camera when he notices his microwave on fire!
New Year's fireworks, only use under adult supervision. Irony, my dad set the grass and tarp on fire.
noobjustice wrote:
Ah, this reminds of my incident with popcorn.
You know those bags of popcorn you put in the micro, yeah, well I was like "sounds good, I'll put some in and come collect it when I'm done working"
So whip open the door, put the bag in, follow instructions of 3 mins and leave to persue more important matters.
About 10-15 minutes later, fire alarm sounds...False alarm must be, happens often enough. Open my door and black fumes coming up the staircase didn't look good. Reach downstairs, flames flying left, right and centre and out of the microwave....No fire extinguisher, bucket of water thankfully solved the problem, could have been a lot worse.
Turns out I put in 30 mins instead of 3
The popcorn was...well...black.
it's always the adults that get hurt, but who is it that's warned off?Cyrax-Sektor wrote:
I don't know. I had the urge to get my digital cam from inside when my lawn was on fire. Of course, I got the garden hose instead, the paparazzi in me lost to my sensible side.Deadmonkiefart wrote:
LAWLseb--morin wrote:
pics or didn't happen
He's not gonna grab his camera when he notices his microwave on fire!
New Year's fireworks, only use under adult supervision. Irony, my dad set the grass and tarp on fire.
I stopped eating hot pockets because 1. It was too difficult to find vegetarian ones and 2. I found a hair in one. You had a pretty interesting day
Hot pockets FTL