I would do 2:30 open microwave turn hot pocket the other way and do 1:30 just so its not hot on one side then a icy rock on the other.cablecopulate wrote:
I just had a hotpocket.
To quote Encino Man: "Two minutes."
i once put a cat in a microwave and it went all esplody!!
Dude you shouldn't even joke about that sort of thing. Mircrowaves are to be treated with respect and kindness, not as a killing machine or instrument of death.clogar wrote:
i once put a cat in a microwave and it went all esplody!!
NOOOO!!!!! Hotpockets are teh best! :'(
if i ever led a violent revolution i would use a giant microwave as my means of overthrowing the regime in placeTheAussieReaper wrote:
Dude you shouldn't even joke about that sort of thing. Mircrowaves are to be treated with respect and kindness, not as a killing machine or instrument of death.clogar wrote:
i once put a cat in a microwave and it went all esplody!!
If he put a toaster in there too, he would have created a time machine.TheAussieReaper wrote:
Dude you shouldn't even joke about that sort of thing. Mircrowaves are to be treated with respect and kindness, not as a killing machine or instrument of death.clogar wrote:
i once put a cat in a microwave and it went all esplody!!
it doesn't create a time machine, but now i need a new microwave...and a new toaster...fuck my catJET_G raidensen wrote:
If he put a toaster in there too, he would have created a time machine.TheAussieReaper wrote:
Dude you shouldn't even joke about that sort of thing. Mircrowaves are to be treated with respect and kindness, not as a killing machine or instrument of death.clogar wrote:
i once put a cat in a microwave and it went all esplody!!
Think of it is as a "Flame Grilled" version!
thats why your supposed to have a camera in every room just incase a 'pics or it didn't happen' moment happensDeadmonkiefart wrote:
LAWLseb--morin wrote:
pics or didn't happen
He's not gonna grab his camera when he notices his microwave on fire!
Yes it does, im typing from from 2005.smartdude992 wrote:
it doesn't create a time machine, but now i need a new microwave...and a new toaster...fuck my catJET_G raidensen wrote:
If he put a toaster in there too, he would have created a time machine.TheAussieReaper wrote:
Dude you shouldn't even joke about that sort of thing. Mircrowaves are to be treated with respect and kindness, not as a killing machine or instrument of death.
By not eating that Hot-Pocket, you have expanded your life span by 10 years