It's valentines day!

2008-02-14 03:26:23

#1

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|7115|Finland

So give me your "Roses are red"-poems!

Do it NAO!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Please flush the toilet
after your poo.

..and my classic from last year:

Roses are red
Karkand is ghey
All of your base
are belong to PLA

I need around tree fiddy.

2008-02-14 03:27:24

#2

FloppY_: +1,010|6770|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Valentinesday
FloppY's Birthday

Last edited by FloppY_ (2008-02-14 03:28:05)

Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me

2008-02-14 03:28:23

#3

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|7222|The Hague, Netherlands

Roses are red
Violets are blue
DonFck makes me fall
in love like a shoe

/facepalm

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2008-02-14 03:29:05

#4

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7200

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Take you to a nice dinner
Then we have buttsex.

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2008-02-14 03:31:06

#5

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7105|London, England

gay

2008-02-14 03:33:04

#6

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|7115|Finland

Mek-Izzle wrote:
gay

Is that a roses are red-poem, or just spam?

I need around tree fiddy.

2008-02-14 03:34:52

#7

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7105|London, England

DonFck wrote:
Mek-Izzle wrote:
gay
Is that a roses are red-poem, or just spam?

My view on Valentines day

Also a poem

Also spam

Last edited by Mek-Izzle (2008-02-14 03:35:16)

2008-02-14 03:35:09

#8

wensleydale8: Member; +81|7253|LEEDS!!!!!, Yorkshire

Ive never seen any point in this day to be honest.

Dear God please let my karma one day reach 100, whether it be tomorrow or 1000 years in the future i want it to happen.

2008-02-14 03:44:35

#9

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|7003|Adelaide, South Australia

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I want to see Jumper,
I don't care about you.

2008-02-14 03:45:50

#10

belldawg: Serial Jay-Walker; +52|6467|Perth, indian ocean

You get an overdose of hugs on V-day, thtas a bout it, unless your in a relationship

2008-02-14 03:48:56

#11

Microwave: _; +515|7139|Loughborough Uni / Leeds, UK

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue

Roses are...... OH SHIII

https://www.bluerosevideos.com/bluerose.gif

PARADOXXXXX *[world implodes]*

2008-02-14 03:52:57

#12

djphetal: Go Ducks.; +346|6820|Oregon

roses are red
violets are blue
I'm looking for a date
And so are you
! <3 !
Happy V-day BF2S!

2008-02-14 04:07:23

#13

CameronPoe: Member; +2,925|7039

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a schizophrenic,
And so am I.

2008-02-14 04:17:09

#14

AWSMFOX: Banned; +405|6947|A W S M F O X

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You learned algebra
And look where it got you

Valentines for a math teacher

2008-02-14 04:24:27

#15

FlemishHCmaniac: Member; +147|6896|Belgium

Roses are red
viagra is blue
and my dick
is going into you?

2008-02-14 04:30:32

#16

wensleydale8: Member; +81|7253|LEEDS!!!!!, Yorkshire

FlemishHCmaniac wrote:
Roses are red
viagra is blue
and my dick
is going into you?

What if I chopped it off?

Dear God please let my karma one day reach 100, whether it be tomorrow or 1000 years in the future i want it to happen.

2008-02-14 04:36:41

#17

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7177

wensleydale8 wrote:
Ive never seen any point in this day to be honest.

That must be because you have never spent it with a lass.

btw

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I killed a man with a stick of bread
Is it cool if I lay low at your place for a little while. You know, just until shit cools down a little bit. Seriously, bro, shit blew up real bad, like a bottle of glue.

Last edited by Superior Mind (2008-02-14 04:37:39)

x

2008-02-14 04:58:56

#18

Mint Sauce: Frighteningly average; +780|6770|eng

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm going to rape you with a rake.

#rekt

2008-02-14 05:06:17

#19

Simon: basically; +838|7142|UK

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I just got out of bed
AND I FUCKING FOUND PIKACHU

2008-02-14 05:19:24

#20

_raab: Member; +28|6718|Western Aust.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll kill you with a rake

Roses are red
Violets are blue
milk
eggs
sugar

2008-02-14 05:20:45

#21

theDude5B: Cool member; +805|7234

CameronPoe wrote:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a schizophrenic,
And so am I.

haha, just the one i was thinking of. Cant remember where it is from though...

2008-02-14 05:22:32

#22

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|7193|Charlie One Alpha

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
This line doesn't rhyme,
And neither does this one.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'll fuck you with a rake.

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell

2008-02-14 05:24:20

#23

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|7062|Columbus, OH

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I shaved my pubic hair just for you! /WIN

2008-02-14 06:32:03

#24

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6681|Winland

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This is gay
And so are you.

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The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2008-02-14 06:33:04

#25

Ben0: The Last Gunslinger; +38|6858|Southampton

Yays. Valentines day again... Time for my annual penis clean.

BF2S Forums It's valentines day!

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