Watch it, he'll call you an idiot too. I train Shotokan and in a street fight, it wouldn't be much of a match up. I don't think Mr. Chef understands how powerfull and lethal the attacks are in karate. Shotokan is, one hit one kill. As for his 2nd degree black belt buddy that got levelled over a girl, I don't believe it, unless he got his belt off the Internet. Anyways, karate is self defence, and self defence training is what you need when being attacked. I do agree with Chef though, that avoiding confrontation is the best defence.Ilocano wrote:
That's Shotokan Karate!!! Knee strikes, throat strikes, rib strikes, temple strikes, upper cuts. Which is why I won't teach it to my son until he learns responsibility. I always tell me wife, if you are ever attacked, chop the throat or hard palm the chin, kick the groin, then run away.IRONCHEF wrote:
I'm surprised nobody mention kicking out a knee! I know back in high school, my friend taught me a quick, inconspicuous, devastating cross over back kick to the knee..and a side kick. Push that knee when the dude approaches you...bam...no more...anything for that guy..ever. So if you want to stay away from said dirtbag, feint like you're scared, back up a few steps quickly provoking him to take courage and charge you...then time one of his foot steps to when you'll step on his knee (or actually kick it with your weight behind it), and watch it hyper extend, snap, and then you'll see real pain...but make sure the dude is worthy of never playing soccer again before you choose this method. Knees are delicate, and easy to pop out of place...practice plenty before attempting..and again, only attempt to bust someone's knee if truly deserving (life/death situation where you don't want to kill but "stop" him).
Another advice. Spar with your buddies. Nothing beats being able to take and roll with the punches.
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The self-defense guys will tell you 'sight, breathing and movement,' if there's no way you can avoid getting into a scrap to begin with.
dont lose.
Why am I seing so many pussy tips like bring this or that. The most effective thing is a fucking punch to the nose, he'll be crying in pain and then you profit his defenseless situation with whatever. Maybe it's easy to me to tell you that because I have been in fights since elementary school. Is good to have a father that trained boxing in his youth .
P.S. Another good spot: hit him in the liver, see here (at 0:25 a pretty good liver strike):
P.S2 : fight bare handed, don't be a pussy.
P.S. Another good spot: hit him in the liver, see here (at 0:25 a pretty good liver strike):
P.S2 : fight bare handed, don't be a pussy.
Bring Bas Ruten with you to school...
and try and avoid fights if you can...if you can't... hit them first... most fights are determined in the first punch(I have bartended and bounced and seen a million tards fighting...)
... if he doesn't give up after you hit em... turn run and scream like a cheerleader...
and try and avoid fights if you can...if you can't... hit them first... most fights are determined in the first punch(I have bartended and bounced and seen a million tards fighting...)
... if he doesn't give up after you hit em... turn run and scream like a cheerleader...
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Love is the answer
Pull your pants down and furiously beat off while saying "I'M GONNA GIVE YOU AIDS BITCH"
ummm?HurricaИe wrote:
Pull your pants down and furiously beat off while saying "I'M GONNA GIVE YOU AIDS BITCH"
The best advice is experience. Everyone thinks they know what they're doing until adrenaline hits them.
90% of a fight is mental, and 90% of people who talk about fighting are full of shit.
90% of a fight is mental, and 90% of people who talk about fighting are full of shit.
And 1% of people will kill their opponent in a fight.geNius wrote:
The best advice is experience. Everyone thinks they know what they're doing until adrenaline hits them.
90% of a fight is mental, and 90% of people who talk about fighting are full of shit.
Tell me you would not be freaked the fuck out?CoronadoSEAL wrote:
ummm?HurricaИe wrote:
Pull your pants down and furiously beat off while saying "I'M GONNA GIVE YOU AIDS BITCH"
If you really wanna scare the guy, do what I said but then beat him to the ground and climax into his mouth. Then he'll think he has the AIDS.
that would be epic.HurricaИe wrote:
Tell me you would not be freaked the fuck out?CoronadoSEAL wrote:
ummm?HurricaИe wrote:
Pull your pants down and furiously beat off while saying "I'M GONNA GIVE YOU AIDS BITCH"
If you really wanna scare the guy, do what I said but then beat him to the ground and climax into his mouth. Then he'll think he has the AIDS.
and everyone else around you will think you're a rapistHurricaИe wrote:
Tell me you would not be freaked the fuck out?CoronadoSEAL wrote:
ummm?HurricaИe wrote:
Pull your pants down and furiously beat off while saying "I'M GONNA GIVE YOU AIDS BITCH"
If you really wanna scare the guy, do what I said but then beat him to the ground and climax into his mouth. Then he'll think he has the AIDS.
So? Self defence.clogar wrote:
and everyone else around you will think you're a rapistHurricaИe wrote:
Tell me you would not be freaked the fuck out?CoronadoSEAL wrote:
ummm?
If you really wanna scare the guy, do what I said but then beat him to the ground and climax into his mouth. Then he'll think he has the AIDS.
And is it really rape if you just fire a load and it happens to land in his mouth? If anything I could say that this cab was rare... but I could also say that the judge would laugh if he heard it.
I would say RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPER RAPE tbhHurricaИe wrote:
So? Self defence.clogar wrote:
and everyone else around you will think you're a rapistHurricaИe wrote:
Tell me you would not be freaked the fuck out?
If you really wanna scare the guy, do what I said but then beat him to the ground and climax into his mouth. Then he'll think he has the AIDS.
And is it really rape if you just fire a load and it happens to land in his mouth? If anything I could say that this cab was rare... but I could also say that the judge would laugh if he heard it.
If you are gonna hit first (and in a 1 on 1), push their nose up, knee their nuts, and elbow their throat.
Then, you can run as fast as you can, or, if you know tae-kwon-do like me, do a kick to the solarplexus or neck or head.
Take downs are also ok, but if you aren't good at them, you should stay away from it.
Kidney attacks are also good.
However, you must remeber that streetfights usually have several people against you, so it is a good idea to back up against the wall.
You must build endurance too.
No matter how good you are, you will be hit a few times, and you must have the balls to take the pain.
When you are in a fight with a bunch of gangs, try and take out the scrawnist kid first, which will hopefully end in the gang leaving without the actual fight starting.
If you attacked first, there are a few ways you can get out of the attack and fight back.
If there is just 1 guy beating the hell out of you with fists, try and do a jump back kick, which has enough power, when used right, to push you off from the attacker and injure the attacker. From there, you can stay back and kick the guy multiple times and end the fight with a knock out kick, or go dirty and take it in to his face.
If there are multiple attackers beating you down, biting is the best choice. Make them bleed, and when you have the chance, get the hell out of there, since, you will probably be too weak to handle those guys due to the beat down you recieved.
Then, you can run as fast as you can, or, if you know tae-kwon-do like me, do a kick to the solarplexus or neck or head.
Take downs are also ok, but if you aren't good at them, you should stay away from it.
Kidney attacks are also good.
However, you must remeber that streetfights usually have several people against you, so it is a good idea to back up against the wall.
You must build endurance too.
No matter how good you are, you will be hit a few times, and you must have the balls to take the pain.
When you are in a fight with a bunch of gangs, try and take out the scrawnist kid first, which will hopefully end in the gang leaving without the actual fight starting.
If you attacked first, there are a few ways you can get out of the attack and fight back.
If there is just 1 guy beating the hell out of you with fists, try and do a jump back kick, which has enough power, when used right, to push you off from the attacker and injure the attacker. From there, you can stay back and kick the guy multiple times and end the fight with a knock out kick, or go dirty and take it in to his face.
If there are multiple attackers beating you down, biting is the best choice. Make them bleed, and when you have the chance, get the hell out of there, since, you will probably be too weak to handle those guys due to the beat down you recieved.
oh, and rember to not pull back when you are punching.
Use your body weight intead of your individual muscle.
Mental attacks are also very useful.
Shout something like a war cry to freeze their balls off before your fight.
Use your body weight intead of your individual muscle.
Mental attacks are also very useful.
Shout something like a war cry to freeze their balls off before your fight.
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TKD does not work in close combat. The weak point of TKD is close range, sure they can kick but they can't punch for shit.
"ATTICAAA!" is a good war cry
Bout 2:30 in.
Bout 2:30 in.
If Mortal Kombat has taught me anything, it's that a Flying Bicycle Kick is the only technique you really need to master, to become Champion of Earth.
but not even doom music will make it funny...TheAussieReaper wrote:
If Mortal Kombat has taught me anything, it's that a Flying Bicycle Kick is the only technique you really need to master, to become Champion of Earth.
A jump back kick actually works quite well.Yaocelotl wrote:
TKD does not work in close combat. The weak point of TKD is close range, sure they can kick but they can't punch for shit.
Also, you must remember that even the simplest TKD blocks are enough to break an attacker's arm or leg.
TKD masters also teach you some basic take down moves, and almost all of the hand sparring movements use pressure points, and the energy transfer movements, so you can easily use the enemy's moves against him.
why would u want to punch when you can break the other guy limbs crack then he piss on himselfYaocelotl wrote:
TKD does not work in close combat. The weak point of TKD is close range, sure they can kick but they can't punch for shit.
Also u can take off one shoe and tell him u gonna beat the **** out of him with the shoe.
He is going to make fun of you, and thats when you kick him in the balls.
What do you learn from that?
Always have the element of surprise on your side
Last edited by PeoNinja (2008-02-20 20:37:46)
Shirt over his head, game over.
Or just grab the back of the shirt as close as you can to his head and start unloading towards where you have got your grip.
Or just grab the back of the shirt as close as you can to his head and start unloading towards where you have got your grip.
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1. Avoid it altogether. In 10 years, it is unlikely anyone but you will have any notion of what occured.
2. Know when to fold--the easy way out is exactly that!
3. If you do have to fight, make sure anything that can be used in your favor is.
4. If you manage to stun/temporarily disable/down your opponent, consider leaving immediately.
Know that you will tire VERY quickly. I'm pretty fit in the aerobic department, but a couple minutes of boxing will wear me out...it wears out the pros fairly quickly too.
If you are fighting defensively, use your reach over shorter opponents. Distance favors the defender.
If you can control the space (by controling your movements and using your reach) you can better control the fight.
If weapons come out...stay at least 20 feet away. 20 feet will usually give you enough time to react to a lunge.
2. Know when to fold--the easy way out is exactly that!
3. If you do have to fight, make sure anything that can be used in your favor is.
4. If you manage to stun/temporarily disable/down your opponent, consider leaving immediately.
Know that you will tire VERY quickly. I'm pretty fit in the aerobic department, but a couple minutes of boxing will wear me out...it wears out the pros fairly quickly too.
If you are fighting defensively, use your reach over shorter opponents. Distance favors the defender.
If you can control the space (by controling your movements and using your reach) you can better control the fight.
If weapons come out...stay at least 20 feet away. 20 feet will usually give you enough time to react to a lunge.