irishtop
Hopscotch Champion
+11|6636|Houston, Texas
You don't need to do something crazy, just do something simple to work the emotions. Simple is better imo.




GodFather
Blademaster's bottom bitch
+387|6693|Phoenix, AZ

irishtop wrote:

You don't need to do something crazy, just do something simple to work the emotions. Simple is better imo.




yes, but when do you have the opportunity to travel 2300 miles unbeknown to your best friend who misses you like crazy...

I figure im getting there anyway, why not suprise her?

I know that if she showed up at my door I would go crazy with happyness...
David.P
Banned
+649|6747

HurricaИe wrote:

leave a bloodied hatchet by her door with a note that says "DO YOU STELL LOV ME" (that exact spelling). Then when she's going to bed, jump out of her closet in bloody clothes but rip off your V for Vendetta mask and say SURPRISE then hug her.
Nah this aint a movie. And btw he and she wont probably get the joke.
nukchebi0
Пушкин, наше всё
+387|6797|New Haven, CT
Park an unfamiliar (preferably nice) car in her driveway, and put a big sign on it "For (Her name). When she gets home, she will be excited. You'll be hiding in the car, so when she goes to look at it, she'll see you. Get out and explain the car was the packaging, you were her gift. She'll like it.
irishtop
Hopscotch Champion
+11|6636|Houston, Texas

GodFather wrote:

irishtop wrote:

You don't need to do something crazy, just do something simple to work the emotions. Simple is better imo.




yes, but when do you have the opportunity to travel 2300 miles unbeknown to your best friend who misses you like crazy...

I figure im getting there anyway, why not suprise her?

I know that if she showed up at my door I would go crazy with happyness...
see she will already go crazy just because you came 2300 miles. What i meant was you dont need to do something like some of these people are suggesting that would take a whole lot of time just in preparation. Of course you must surprise her, but dong blow a whole afternoon on your 'preparations'.

Last edited by irishtop (2008-02-23 22:44:22)

Kamikaze17
Over the line!
+70|7222|Mark it zero.
Just hope that when she goes out, and you plan something to surprise her with, that she doesn't come home with another guy
GodFather
Blademaster's bottom bitch
+387|6693|Phoenix, AZ

irishtop wrote:

GodFather wrote:

irishtop wrote:

You don't need to do something crazy, just do something simple to work the emotions. Simple is better imo.




yes, but when do you have the opportunity to travel 2300 miles unbeknown to your best friend who misses you like crazy...

I figure im getting there anyway, why not suprise her?

I know that if she showed up at my door I would go crazy with happyness...
see she will already go crazy just because you came 2300 miles. What i meant was you dont need to do something like some of these people are suggesting that would take a whole lot of time just in preparation. Of course you must surprise her, but dong blow a whole afternoon on your 'preparations'.
haha i wont dude, im thinking 15 mins at the max
irishtop
Hopscotch Champion
+11|6636|Houston, Texas

Kamikaze17 wrote:

Just hope that when she goes out, and you plan something to surprise her with, that she doesn't come home with another guy
that could be an uh-oh
Cowbell_Kevin
Member
+8|7017
Take a picture of you laying on her bed and send it to her phone.
GodFather
Blademaster's bottom bitch
+387|6693|Phoenix, AZ

Cowbell_Kevin wrote:

Take a picture of you laying on her bed and send it to her phone.
iPhone is fail in that respect...


and LOL at the other guy thing, were not dating though, I wouldnt really care... shed still hook up with me later
TrueMusou
Member
+36|6634|United States Of Hamerica
Dick in a box
Spearhead
Gulf coast redneck hippy
+731|7163|Tampa Bay Florida
Just sneak into her house when she's home alone and outside.

Although it would totally suck if you walked in and she was having sex with one of your old friends or something
RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6879|NSW, Australia

go to her house wearing one of the monster masks, knock on the door when she opens start screaming or yelling or something then wait untill shes freaked out then take off the mask
irishtop
Hopscotch Champion
+11|6636|Houston, Texas

TrueMusou wrote:

Dick in a box


one of the bestest gift ideas for any occasion.
Morpheus
This shit still going?
+508|6472|The Mitten

irishtop wrote:

TrueMusou wrote:

Dick in a box


one of the bestest gift ideas for any occasion.
fixed.


Well, except for a bachelor party, I guess....
EE (hats
geNius
..!.,
+144|6915|SoCal
This sounds so thoughtful and gay.
https://srejects.com/genius/srejects.png
Morpheus
This shit still going?
+508|6472|The Mitten
Keep it light, keep it bright, keep it gay!
Whether it's murder, mayhem or rage
Don't complain, it's a pain
Keep it gay!
EE (hats
RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6879|NSW, Australia

put a horse head in her bed, for the classic lulz


or go it home invasion style

Last edited by XxRavenxX (2008-02-24 02:09:10)

TimmmmaaaaH
Damn, I... had something for this
+725|6913|Brisbane, Australia

1. Infiltrate the house.
2. Hide under her bed.
3. Wait for x hours until she is asleep.
4. Jump out naked saying "SURPRISE"
5. ? (implied sex)
6.
https://bf3s.com/sigs/5e6a35c97adb20771c7b713312c0307c23a7a36a.png
Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6606|Carnoustie, Scotland

TimmmmaaaaH wrote:

1. Infiltrate the house.
2. Hide under her bed.
3. Wait for x hours until she is asleep.
4. Jump out naked saying "SURPRISE"
5. ???? (implied sex)
6. Profit!!
Fixed.

GodFather wrote:

Need some help suprise fucking this girl...
Double fix.

Yeah, as I said in PM, you definately need to get the parents in on this one. I think sending a picture of you on her bed/in her bedroom would be epic, so you'd need to borrow someone's phone..

And then bin the iPhone.

Last edited by Funky_Finny (2008-02-24 04:40:04)

Noobeater
Northern numpty
+194|6920|Boulder, CO
Or you could do the easy method which is simply to enter her hosue when she's not in and sit in a chair from which you can see who enters the house but they can't see you without looking around and simply shout boo or simply say something like "Hello, miss ........ I have been expecting you". Something like that anyway, or just sneak up to her when walks through the door.
bennisboy
Member
+829|7119|Poundland
Get some of your mates to try and take her out somewhere, hide in the boot of their car, then they tell her they have a present for her in the trunk, pop it open n she see's you. Guaranteed surprise
Gawwad
My way or Haddaway!
+212|7158|Espoo, Finland
This is surprising too, no?

Last edited by Gawwad (2008-02-24 05:12:27)

bennisboy
Member
+829|7119|Poundland
Or, get her rents to let you in when she's out. Answer the front door when she comes back, then totally freak out going "OMG, what are you doing here? Why didn't you tell me you were coming!" and act majorly surprised, good lulz guaranteed, also pretty easy to do (if you can act at all)
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|7164|Devon, England
I'd just ask her parents to let me, go sit in her room and tell them to send her up there at some time, when she gets home. Then she can be surprised with you all alone together in her room...

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