spread em.
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary:
"Come again"
"Come again"
I was gonna say "Ironic"
In soviet russia terrorist pats you
You should wear a bra.
I'm sorry ma'am, but I'm not going to be able to give you that bj.
I like pie.
Suck it, Trebeck
Sister Brown went for her yearly trim.
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
wat a quite unusual predictament i am in
Please, Lord, don't let them find the bomb.
OFFICER- did you pack this your self, did you pack this your self, did you pack this your self
NUN- I am not deaf no need to repeat your self
OFFICER- i didn't, i didn't, i didn't
NUN- I am not deaf no need to repeat your self
OFFICER- i didn't, i didn't, i didn't
I'm so sick I could give a nun clap
Or
"I'm sorry miss, but you clothing does not cover enough flesh, you must be stoned to deathnaked"
Or
"I'm sorry miss, but you clothing does not cover enough flesh, you must be stoned to deathnaked"
"I don't usually go for the MILFs."
"Oh My! Sister Mary, what a big unit you have"
turn and cough
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"Spread em for Rick James, Bitch"
"Welcome to The Orwellian States of America."
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/ end of thread tbhSgtSlauther wrote:
In soviet russia terrorist pats you
Yeah, the TSA agent or whatever looks totally like a terrorist for some odd reason.SgtSlauther wrote:
/ end of thread tbhSgtSlauther wrote:
In soviet russia terrorist pats you
I tried to think up a nun joke, but my brain is still exhausted from the workout of taking a Calculus II mid-term earlier today. Not hard, but not easy. A LOT of thinking, that's for sure.
Anyways, back on topic, yeah, SgtSlaughter's line is the best.
I'm not touching you....I'm not touching you....I'm not touching you
(only parents will understand)
(only parents will understand)
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Psh, I understand.Kmarion wrote:
I'm not touching you....I'm not touching you....I'm not touching you
(only parents will understand)
I do that to my sister all the time.
"Your not here for a Missionary by any chance?"
The sister in the picture?cowami wrote:
Psh, I understand.Kmarion wrote:
I'm not touching you....I'm not touching you....I'm not touching you
(only parents will understand)
I do that to my sister all the time.
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"While you're down there..."