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Undetected_Killer
Le fuck?
+98|6564|FIYAH FIYAH FIYAAAAAAH
Title sez it all. I have a trojan on my PC and my computer is telling me to BUY PROGRAMS to get rid of it. Fuck that. But every 10 seconds i'm getting this FUCKING pop up telling me to scan for free, then buy to remove the fucking shit. FUCK NO. What the hell am I going to do?
Stimey
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+786|6398|Ontario | Canada
Virus scan.
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Monkeyman911
Dun wori, it's K.
+76|6700|California, US
Shank yo computer.
Undetected_Killer
Le fuck?
+98|6564|FIYAH FIYAH FIYAAAAAAH
OH MY GOD I THINK I'M GOING TO GO INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE

My fucking toolbar keeps flashing, so I can't get to my virus scan
gatorlova
Guess who!
+17|6274
post pics you fool
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6717|King Of The Islands

Kill explorer. Do it the old fashioned way.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
Havok
Nymphomaniac Treatment Specialist
+302|6953|Florida, United States

Undetected_Killer wrote:

OH MY GOD I THINK I'M GOING TO GO INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE

My fucking toolbar keeps flashing, so I can't get to my virus scan
Turn off computer.
Turn on computer.
Boot in safe mode.
Virus scan.
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PROFIT!
Undetected_Killer
Le fuck?
+98|6564|FIYAH FIYAH FIYAAAAAAH
I Would If I Could Get Any Program Other Than Firefox Up
White-Fusion
Fuck
+616|6830|Scotland
Format
cablecopulate
Member
+449|7016|Massachusetts.
If you can, find out the name of what's affecting you. Look in your processes, it might even be there. Check your startup. Then search that name and you will probably find a way to get rid of it. If you can find the name, try booting into safe mode and deleting it. It might take a couple tries to do it.
cablecopulate
Member
+449|7016|Massachusetts.
Also, find better porno sites to browse.
Undetected_Killer
Le fuck?
+98|6564|FIYAH FIYAH FIYAAAAAAH
Right, I've calmed down sum. How do I boot into safe mode?
Oh btw, my toolbar is completely gone now. Thank god for RocketDock, It's tthe only thing not affected.
Undetected_Killer
Le fuck?
+98|6564|FIYAH FIYAH FIYAAAAAAH
How in GOD'S NAME do I start in safe mode?
san4
The Mas
+311|6966|NYC, a place to live
Boot into safe mode: you usually have to press a function key when the computer is starting (F8 or F12). There's usually something that tells you which key as the computer is restarting. If you can't find the key, restart the computer and when windows starts loading turn the power off. Next time you start the computer you should get a menu asking if you want to go into safe mode.

For the virus: can you download and run spybot search & destroy? http://www.safer-networking.org/en/mirrors/index.html
That should catch most bad things.

If you weren't a computer noob I would tell you to press ctrl+alt+del and use the task manager to kill the virus process and then use the task manager's File menu to run msconfig. You can use the startup tab in msconfig to disable the virus from starting when you turn your computer on. But you'd know that already if you weren't a computer noob....
nukchebi0
Пушкин, наше всё
+387|6602|New Haven, CT
F8. Tap it repeatedly after you start it up.
cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6567|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

san4 wrote:

If you weren't a computer noob I would tell you to press ctrl+alt+del and use the task manager to kill the virus process and then use the task manager's File menu to run msconfig. You can use the startup tab in msconfig to disable the virus from starting when you turn your computer on. But you'd know that already if you weren't a computer noob....
ah burn
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Ryan
Member
+1,230|7121|Alberta, Canada

My dad had the same occurance 2 weeks ago.
TimmmmaaaaH
Damn, I... had something for this
+725|6717|Brisbane, Australia

Undetected_Killer wrote:

Thank god for RocketDock, It's tthe only thing not affected.
You welcome
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RoosterCantrell
Goodbye :)
+399|6758|Somewhere else

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=72780

Try lurking there.


Poke around.  There are a few threads here that are good for info on removing adware/malware.
GodFather
Blademaster's bottom bitch
+387|6498|Phoenix, AZ
CRTL ALT DEL

Processes > explorer.exe } end Process

then CTRL ALT DEL, and execute ur AV program


profit
Freezer7Pro
I don't come here a lot anymore.
+1,447|6475|Winland

Your PC has a jaw?! HOLY FUCK PICS PICS PICS!!!
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
']['error
Banned
+630|6922|The Netherlands
Press F8 during boot repeativly and select "safe mode with networking".
Download & install Kaspersky anti-virus (or any other AV-software) and do a scan & clean. Also download &install Spybot-S&D and do a scan & clean.

reboot normaly and profit
steelie34
pub hero!
+603|6659|the land of bourbon
register at this site -->  http://www.techguy.org/ 

you can post a hijack-this log and they will help you remove whatever ails your pc, all free of charge.

Last edited by steelie34 (2008-03-04 08:34:08)

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