So, last night after taking a shower I realized I had left my cell phone ( which acts as my alarm clock ) in my truck. I wrapped a towel around my nether regions and walked out to get it. There were people parked in front of my house, and I guess they kind of distracted me because instead of stepping over the brick planter I punted it.
There was a popping sound, the towel fell to the ground and there I am stark naked with three people standing looking at me ( all men, unfortunately ) with their mouths in O shapes. I managed to pick the towel up, cover myself and fetch my cell phone. I limped back in the house and rolled on the living room floor for a few minutes.
On a related note; does anybody else have feet that stink like festering rotten head cheese even fresh out of a hot shower?
There was a popping sound, the towel fell to the ground and there I am stark naked with three people standing looking at me ( all men, unfortunately ) with their mouths in O shapes. I managed to pick the towel up, cover myself and fetch my cell phone. I limped back in the house and rolled on the living room floor for a few minutes.
On a related note; does anybody else have feet that stink like festering rotten head cheese even fresh out of a hot shower?
