blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7125
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If you’re a fan of vodka, you know that its smoothness and versatility make it the perfect drink to pair with pretty much any mixer. There’s no end to the praises to be sung about this uniquely intoxicating alcohol, but did you know that there are plenty of other uses for vodka? It turns out that it’s actually a pretty handy substance to have around.

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves the adhesive.

    2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

    3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

    4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

    5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.

    6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

    7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

    8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

    9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziplock freezer bag, and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain, or black eyes.

    10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter then apply the tincture to aches and pains.

    11. Make your own mouthwash by mixing nine tablespoons powered cinnamon with one cup vodka. Seal in an airtight container for two weeks. Strain through a coffee filter then mix with warm water and rinse your mouth. Don’t swallow.

    12. Using a q-tip, apply vodka to a cold sore to help it dry out.

    13. If a blister opens, pour vodka over the raw skin as a local anesthetic that also disinfects the exposed dermis.

    14. To treat dandruff, mix one cup vodka with two teaspoons crushed rosemary, let sit for two days, strain through a coffee filter and massage into your scalp and let dry.

    15. To treat an earache put a few drops of vodka in your ear. Let set for a few minutes. Then drain. The vodka will kill the bacteria that are causing pain in your ear.

    16. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.

    17. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

    18. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

    19. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the poison oil from your skin.

    20. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

    21. If all else fails, just turn the bottle up and drink it, nothing will matter anymore anyway!
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{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy
Member
+69|7188|th3 unkn0wn

blademaster wrote:

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If you’re a fan of vodka, you know that its smoothness and versatility make it the perfect drink to pair with pretty much any mixer. There’s no end to the praises to be sung about this uniquely intoxicating alcohol, but did you know that there are plenty of other uses for vodka? It turns out that it’s actually a pretty handy substance to have around.

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves the adhesive.

    2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

    3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

    4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

    5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.

    6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

    7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

    8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

    9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziplock freezer bag, and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain, or black eyes.

    10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter then apply the tincture to aches and pains.

    11. Make your own mouthwash by mixing nine tablespoons powered cinnamon with one cup vodka. Seal in an airtight container for two weeks. Strain through a coffee filter then mix with warm water and rinse your mouth. Don’t swallow.

    12. Using a q-tip, apply vodka to a cold sore to help it dry out.

    13. If a blister opens, pour vodka over the raw skin as a local anesthetic that also disinfects the exposed dermis.

    14. To treat dandruff, mix one cup vodka with two teaspoons crushed rosemary, let sit for two days, strain through a coffee filter and massage into your scalp and let dry.

    15. To treat an earache put a few drops of vodka in your ear. Let set for a few minutes. Then drain. The vodka will kill the bacteria that are causing pain in your ear.

    16. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.

    17. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

    18. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

    19. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the poison oil from your skin.

    20. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

    21. If all else fails, just turn the bottle up and drink it, nothing will matter anymore anyway!
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White-Fusion
Fuck
+616|7031|Scotland
10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter then apply the tincture to aches and pains.

Thats fucking bullshit
tkoi
Utahraptor!
+148|6627|Texas
Call the Mythbusters
Phatmatt
Vroom Vroom
+298|6669|Canada

you mean there's more to vodka than getting drunk?

Aries_37
arrivederci frog
+368|7055|London
Started off alright, but to the end of that list it started to sound like those herbal medicine websites... teetree oil, lavender and now vodka....
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|7017|Long Island, New York
needs moar molotov cocktails
cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6769|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

Poseidon wrote:

needs moar molotov cocktails
To steal Miggles's images:
https://www.revradioonline.com/images/n1244460020_7638_8260.jpg
https://img232.imageshack.us/img232/8690/cheersug5.png
https://i.imgur.com/PfIpcdn.gif
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|7017|Long Island, New York

cowami wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

needs moar molotov cocktails
To steal Miggles's images:
http://www.revradioonline.com/images/n1 … 8_8260.jpg
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/8690/cheersug5.png
I love how that scene is from Saving Private Ryan.
ATG
Banned
+5,233|7009|Global Command
Mix it with Monavie vitamin juice for a healthy anti-oxident cocktail.
RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6885|NSW, Australia

GGF0RCE wrote:

Call the Mythbusters
they have already done vodka myths
SealXo
Member
+309|7015
rubbing alcohol does all of this
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6792

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.
Reminds me of a Science class I had. One kid in my class was running around the room trying to kill a wasp, meter stick in one hand, spray bottle of diluted sulfuric acid in the other.
SenorToenails
Veritas et Scientia
+444|6610|North Tonawanda, NY
I make my own vanilla extract with vodka.  It tastes better than the store bought stuff and costs a lot less.
TimmmmaaaaH
Damn, I... had something for this
+725|6919|Brisbane, Australia

I'm sure vodka wouldnt be the cheapest way to do all that.
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Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6918|King Of The Islands

ebug9 wrote:

meter stick
Ya huh. Over here we call 'em rulers.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
Spider1980
#1 Commander
+92|7021|Washington
Just spend 80 cents and buy some rubbing alcohol...
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6792

Cheez wrote:

ebug9 wrote:

meter stick
Ya huh. Over here we call 'em rulers.
Give the Canadian a break...wasn't my choice to use the metric system.
ELITE-UK
Scratching my back
+170|6954|SHEFFIELD, ENGLAND
' 3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.'

I know that one works, we have a substance at work called IPA which is verry similar to this, we use to clean lenses, it smells just like this stuff

Last edited by ELITE-UK (2008-03-24 07:04:14)

Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6925|The Land of Scott Walker
Vodka, the new skin cleanser.  Gotta try that.
Shem
sɥǝɯ
+152|7007|London (At Heart)

Mythbustairs!
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7101|London, England
blademaster's spelling in the titles of his topics = lol
Blehm98
conservative hatemonger
+150|6943|meh-land

Cheez wrote:

ebug9 wrote:

meter stick
Ya huh. Over here we call 'em rulers.
no
we call them meter sticks...


We have other similar tools known as rulers and yardsticks too

but if you take a meterstick from any SI country and bring it here, it is still a meterstick...
Locoloki
I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!
+216|7120|Your moms bedroom
wow, and they didnt even put, Car Lock De-icer
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|7058|Columbus, OH
would cheap vodka work? i haz a bottle of Gordon's.

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