So Work Experience is only 4 weeks away for Year 10s, and today I got my form back and found out that I'm going to be an assistant teacher at the school on the other side of my back garden fence!!
What did you guys get?
What did you guys get?
You don't get to pick your work experience?
We got to pick. We didn't "get" anything.
Lol@ur school or schools in general this year maybe.
Lol@ur school or schools in general this year maybe.
Yes, we did get the option to pick.
However I didn't
@Jord: Berk
However I didn't
@Jord: Berk
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I stand by my statement. Berkson
Crappy Office Job, well actually it wasn't that crap.
I clean up the shit that people leave on the middle of the god damned sidewalk.
Just kidding. We don't get things like this in our god damned schools.
Just kidding. We don't get things like this in our god damned schools.
17 years ago when I did it I had 3 cracks at it due to moving schools/counties.
1st. Working for "Astra" they got involved in the "Supergun" affair, based nr St James London, this lasted 2 days as on the night of the 2nd day the I.R.A blew up "The Carlton Club" which was a well known haunt for Conservative MP's. The club was just opposite our offices.
2nd. Working for my brother in law for a solictors in Maidenhead, I ended up having to give a coroners verdict on a woman that had died. Suicide or Accidental death, I chose Accidental as she seemed happy from what I could gather. She had gone off on one with Vodka and Pills.
3rd. Working in John Nike leisure centre Bracknell in the gym, clean the machines down by 10am, get to use gym equipment all day long go and see out mates on Ski Slope and Ice Rink. Highlights included: Watching the biggest prick in school (I ended up paired with the twat) do a summersault backwards infront of all these Ladies as he stuck the treamill on too high, too fast and wouldnt listen to me, walking out the shower right into one of the girls who worked there, I was starkers (her highlight, not mine) and training putting Bracknell Bee's Ice hockey team through there paces along with sliding across the rink on my front, from one side to the other.
Its up to me who and when I have for work experience here and we always have a cracking laugh except for one girl who vanished, I answered the phone and it was her Mum, she had run home as I had upset her with sexist jokes. All I had said was "Would you be happy knowing a woman was the pilot if you were mid flight"? Her mate had stayed here and thought the joke was funny. She wanted to come back next and I said "No" and thus she couldnt hand any work experience stuff in. Silly cow.
1st. Working for "Astra" they got involved in the "Supergun" affair, based nr St James London, this lasted 2 days as on the night of the 2nd day the I.R.A blew up "The Carlton Club" which was a well known haunt for Conservative MP's. The club was just opposite our offices.
2nd. Working for my brother in law for a solictors in Maidenhead, I ended up having to give a coroners verdict on a woman that had died. Suicide or Accidental death, I chose Accidental as she seemed happy from what I could gather. She had gone off on one with Vodka and Pills.
3rd. Working in John Nike leisure centre Bracknell in the gym, clean the machines down by 10am, get to use gym equipment all day long go and see out mates on Ski Slope and Ice Rink. Highlights included: Watching the biggest prick in school (I ended up paired with the twat) do a summersault backwards infront of all these Ladies as he stuck the treamill on too high, too fast and wouldnt listen to me, walking out the shower right into one of the girls who worked there, I was starkers (her highlight, not mine) and training putting Bracknell Bee's Ice hockey team through there paces along with sliding across the rink on my front, from one side to the other.
Its up to me who and when I have for work experience here and we always have a cracking laugh except for one girl who vanished, I answered the phone and it was her Mum, she had run home as I had upset her with sexist jokes. All I had said was "Would you be happy knowing a woman was the pilot if you were mid flight"? Her mate had stayed here and thought the joke was funny. She wanted to come back next and I said "No" and thus she couldnt hand any work experience stuff in. Silly cow.
Shouldn't you be in school right now?HurricaИe wrote:
I clean up the shit that people leave on the middle of the god damned sidewalk.
Just kidding. We don't get things like this in our god damned schools.
But, yeah, I've never heard of schools in America doing this.
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I'm on god damned spring break.OrangeHound wrote:
Shouldn't you be in school right now?HurricaИe wrote:
I clean up the shit that people leave on the middle of the god damned sidewalk.
Just kidding. We don't get things like this in our god damned schools.
But, yeah, I've never heard of schools in America doing this.
Did mine last September in PC World ... had a blast, got WiC free and a part-time job
OK ... shouldn't you be playing outside right now. C'mon ... it's like 70 and low humidity.HurricaИe wrote:
I'm on god damned spring break.OrangeHound wrote:
Shouldn't you be in school right now?HurricaИe wrote:
I clean up the shit that people leave on the middle of the god damned sidewalk.
Just kidding. We don't get things like this in our god damned schools.
But, yeah, I've never heard of schools in America doing this.
Give him an AWM for being a loser. It would be like that time I got one for Drink DrivingOrangeHound wrote:
OK ... shouldn't you be playing outside right now. C'mon ... it's like 70 and low humidity.HurricaИe wrote:
I'm on god damned spring break.OrangeHound wrote:
Shouldn't you be in school right now?
But, yeah, I've never heard of schools in America doing this.
Mek-Izzle wrote:
Give him an AWM for being a loser. It would be like that time I got one for Drink DrivingOrangeHound wrote:
OK ... shouldn't you be playing outside right now. C'mon ... it's like 70 and low humidity.HurricaИe wrote:
I'm on god damned spring break.
First time, last year I worked at a computer store. They force people to use IE...
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Second time, a couple of weeks ago, I was at a local store. I wasted two three-hour batteries for my laptop a day :S
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Second time, a couple of weeks ago, I was at a local store. I wasted two three-hour batteries for my laptop a day :S
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
I'm doing mine in the summer, 1 week with my uncle watching him do Botox/Liposuction and 1 week in a Hospital.
Is ya Uncle Registered like? Or we Talking "Back Alley" (not a pun)?SizzlingMidget wrote:
I'm doing mine in the summer, 1 week with my uncle watching him do Botox/Liposuction and 1 week in a Hospital.
He going to let you watch him operate? Or is he being operated on?
I'll be watching him operate.1927 wrote:
Is ya Uncle Registered like? Or we Talking "Back Alley" (not a pun)?SizzlingMidget wrote:
I'm doing mine in the summer, 1 week with my uncle watching him do Botox/Liposuction and 1 week in a Hospital.
He going to let you watch him operate? Or is he being operated on?
That sounds well dodgy, you better watch he dont get struck off or maybe Ive just got the wrong end of the stick as always.SizzlingMidget wrote:
I'll be watching him operate.1927 wrote:
Is ya Uncle Registered like? Or we Talking "Back Alley" (not a pun)?SizzlingMidget wrote:
I'm doing mine in the summer, 1 week with my uncle watching him do Botox/Liposuction and 1 week in a Hospital.
He going to let you watch him operate? Or is he being operated on?
Have you ever seen the shit that comes out of these kind of things? Spewey Lewey I can tell you.
2 weeks working at RAF Cottesmore, fixing planes, drinking tea, playing pool and doing 4 hour days.
Nom nom nom
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Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
You don't have work experience? My school does, you can work, and for every 40 hours you work, you get one credit.HurricaИe wrote:
I clean up the shit that people leave on the middle of the god damned sidewalk.
Just kidding. We don't get things like this in our god damned schools.
cop for a day, bust some stoners and steal their stash
Do you get paid or something?Ryan wrote:
You don't have work experience? My school does, you can work, and for every 40 hours you work, you get one credit.HurricaИe wrote:
I clean up the shit that people leave on the middle of the god damned sidewalk.
Just kidding. We don't get things like this in our god damned schools.
We do have a community service requirement, 60 hours.
I'm practicing to be a better berk/chav than I currently am.
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