sobriety and the battlefield series

2008-04-11 07:55:50

#1

prototype: Member; +52|6570

I do not know if this type of thread is ok or not
so I apologize if it is not.

After years of careful study (since Tribes 2)
I have discovered that I play much better while I am intoxicated in some way.

I have tested this theory on many different sustances and at times even combine different ones
for better effect.

After years of careful study
I have found that I play best when I have had a 6 pack of guinness and a few bowls of the
green stuff.
This potent but useful combo will have you totally immersed in the game and even at times
give you the feeling of vertigo when in a plane or free falling from a building
just like if you were really doing it.

Many a time I have found myself yelling as I try to pull of out of a steep dive in my F35

One must be cautious when attempting this combination as too much of either substance
can cause you to hurl
which will ruin any gaming expierence for the rest of the night.

whats your poison?

2008-04-11 08:47:04

#2

SFCCDailey: Banned; +106|6975|USA

I wrote a paper on this and got it published in Maxim Magazine under the tile of "E=MC Hammered".

2008-04-11 09:17:13

#3

I'm Jamesey: Do a Research Noob; +506|6391|Scotland!

I tried playing drunk last night, failed hard

2008-04-11 09:31:20

#4

TehMyke: 8======D; +343|6968

I'm Jamesey wrote:
I tried playing drunk last night, failed hard

i pwn drunk tbh

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2008-04-11 09:35:53

#5

steelie34: pub hero!; +603|6640|the land of bourbon

im no good with the missle when im hammered, otherwise i aint bad

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2008-04-11 10:32:44

#6

prototype: Member; +52|6570

SFCCDailey wrote:
I wrote a paper on this and got it published in Maxim Magazine under the tile of "E=MC Hammered".

did you really?

if you still have a copy can you post it in here?

I think there is somthing to this.

I know herb and beer make you uncoordinated and all
but somehow they do make you more able to focus in certain situations.

I really enjoy flying the J10 if I am just stoned
it makes me so able to own.

I like infantry when I have been smoking and drinking
I get all techinical and stuff with my squad on VOIP

Its more fun if everyone in the squad is real professional on VOIP
makes it all the more realistic.

2008-04-22 22:14:15

#7

Pfc. Leemus: Ownerer via the strategic use of bullets; +20|6867|N.S.W, Australia

Ive had some awesome shotgun rampages when smashed.

2008-04-23 05:46:33

#8

prototype: Member; +52|6570

shotgun does seem to fire more accuratly when you are messed up

the weapons all have a different feel when you are intoxicated
some become more effective and some become useless

2008-04-23 11:22:23

#9

Flonster: Karma Ratio whore; +178|6806|-removed you know why- mod

prototype wrote:
whats your poison?

my girlfield aehm... teasing in her special way. the accuracy is going to sub zero but i feel like superman

2008-04-23 11:23:46

#10

prototype: Member; +52|6570

Flonster wrote:
prototype wrote:
whats your poison?
my girlfield aehm... teasing in her special way. the accuracy is going to sub zero but i feel like superman

that does not count

2008-04-25 15:46:36

#11

Flonster: Karma Ratio whore; +178|6806|-removed you know why- mod

shes dope. so this counts!!!!!!!!

2008-04-26 07:08:21

#12

prototype: Member; +52|6570

the fact that she is dope does not make you intoxicated though bro

now smoking a blunt after a few beers and then having her do her magic would count

but i doubt that a computer game would be involved

2008-05-01 13:06:03

#13

Shaftoe: Member; +4|6996

prototype wrote:
SFCCDailey wrote:
I wrote a paper on this and got it published in Maxim Magazine under the tile of "E=MC Hammered".
did you really?

if you still have a copy can you post it in here?

I think there is somthing to this.

wow, you're high right now aren't you?

2008-05-01 19:33:22

#14

BeerzGod: Hooray Beer!; +94|6829|United States

SFCCDailey wrote:
I wrote a paper on this and got it published in Maxim Magazine under the tile of "E=MC Hammered".

Yessssssssssssssssssss.

2008-05-02 13:13:19

#15

prototype: Member; +52|6570

no i am serious man

if you smoke just the right amount you can own

this works with BF2 and CS 1.6 and CS source

it is almost like you see stuff before it happens

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