as the title suggests, whats your way of asking a girl out?
Last edited by Canadianloser (2008-04-12 19:10:08)
with a rose in one hand and CS gas in the other
"Sexes. Nao."
Unzip your pants and ask her if she wants some.
That would work if a girl did that to me..
That would work if a girl did that to me..
keep dreamingSpider1980 wrote:
Unzip your pants and ask her if she wants some.
That would work if a girl did that to me..
me: hai
girl: sup
me: nmu
me: do you smell this
girl: wat
me: this cloth, what does it smells like
girl: smells kinda like a g--- ...-passes out-
me: oloraep
girl: sup
me: nmu
me: do you smell this
girl: wat
me: this cloth, what does it smells like
girl: smells kinda like a g--- ...-passes out-
me: oloraep
Did you honestly expect a serious answer from here?
me: butt$eks?
her: *Slap*
me: OHHHHHH WEEEEEEE!
her: *Slap*
me: OHHHHHH WEEEEEEE!
Me:Hai thar
Her:Hai thar
Me:Soup?
Her:Nm.. U?
Me:I'm ok
Her: Sex?
Me:k
Srs answer
I've never tried.. Or nobody has ever tried with me >.<
Her:Hai thar
Me:Soup?
Her:Nm.. U?
Me:I'm ok
Her: Sex?
Me:k
Srs answer
I've never tried.. Or nobody has ever tried with me >.<
Last edited by stkhoplite (2008-04-12 19:52:40)
I think he wanted trew answers, but whatevs, these are betterz
Be a man and ask, and if she says no move on to the next best one that walks.
I don't.
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
I take a girl out, from her front porch
put her in the van
with no windows of course
sexes ensue
before or after mutilation of course, either one works
i like to do both
put her in the van
with no windows of course
sexes ensue
before or after mutilation of course, either one works
i like to do both
lol @ airsoft.Reddhedd wrote:
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Offer her some money, she will say no when you first ask.
Give her a piece of paper with your number on it and she will call you later in the night when her friends aren't around
Give her a piece of paper with your number on it and she will call you later in the night when her friends aren't around
"look, mace just makes me hornier"
guess that's not asking really
K, how about
"wanna hang out sometime?"
If it's someone you've never ment before, it's best to not go directly to her. A good approach is to be in a different conversation, but be near her. When someone says something you disagree with, say some thing like "what? no way!" look over to her and say 'hey do you think (insert question that is the current topic)?"
Wait for her to answer, and if the answer is agreeable, say something like "well, Yeah, I guess so" in an enthusiastic voice. If it's an answer you don't like, ask why. And that is what we call a conversation with the opposite sex.
If she brushes you off when you ask her, congradulations, you now know there is no chance, and no reason to waste time with her.
guess that's not asking really
K, how about
"wanna hang out sometime?"
If it's someone you've never ment before, it's best to not go directly to her. A good approach is to be in a different conversation, but be near her. When someone says something you disagree with, say some thing like "what? no way!" look over to her and say 'hey do you think (insert question that is the current topic)?"
Wait for her to answer, and if the answer is agreeable, say something like "well, Yeah, I guess so" in an enthusiastic voice. If it's an answer you don't like, ask why. And that is what we call a conversation with the opposite sex.
If she brushes you off when you ask her, congradulations, you now know there is no chance, and no reason to waste time with her.
That could work...but probably only with adults.RoosterCantrell wrote:
"look, mace just makes me hornier"
guess that's not asking really
K, how about
"wanna hang out sometime?"
If it's someone you've never ment before, it's best to not go directly to her. A good approach is to be in a different conversation, but be near her. When someone says something you disagree with, say some thing like "what? no way!" look over to her and say 'hey do you think (insert question that is the current topic)?"
Wait for her to answer, and if the answer is agreeable, say something like "well, Yeah, I guess so" in an enthusiastic voice. If it's an answer you don't like, ask why. And that is what we call a conversation with the opposite sex.
If she brushes you off when you ask her, congradulations, you now know there is no chance, and no reason to waste time with her.
Its the only way I can talk to girls.RoosterCantrell wrote:
"look, mace just makes me hornier"
guess that's not asking really
K, how about
"wanna hang out sometime?"
If it's someone you've never ment before, it's best to not go directly to her. A good approach is to be in a different conversation, but be near her. When someone says something you disagree with, say some thing like "what? no way!" look over to her and say 'hey do you think (insert question that is the current topic)?"
Wait for her to answer, and if the answer is agreeable, say something like "well, Yeah, I guess so" in an enthusiastic voice. If it's an answer you don't like, ask why. And that is what we call a conversation with the opposite sex.
If she brushes you off when you ask her, congradulations, you now know there is no chance, and no reason to waste time with her.
(That is, it works.)
Last edited by nukchebi0 (2008-04-12 23:05:30)
Wanna fight Luv ?
Sing her a song. Nine Inch Nails - Closer is good for this. "I wanna fuck you like an animal. I wanna feel you from the inside"
She will be yours.
She will be yours.
Last edited by Ultrafunkula (2008-04-13 02:03:43)
just ask her, women love men who don't beat around the bush, be confident and just go for it
Rooster has somewhat of an idea :pRoosterCantrell wrote:
"look, mace just makes me hornier"
guess that's not asking really
K, how about
"wanna hang out sometime?"
If it's someone you've never ment before, it's best to not go directly to her. A good approach is to be in a different conversation, but be near her. When someone says something you disagree with, say some thing like "what? no way!" look over to her and say 'hey do you think (insert question that is the current topic)?"
Wait for her to answer, and if the answer is agreeable, say something like "well, Yeah, I guess so" in an enthusiastic voice. If it's an answer you don't like, ask why. And that is what we call a conversation with the opposite sex.
If she brushes you off when you ask her, congradulations, you now know there is no chance, and no reason to waste time with her.
Dont jump through their hoops is the most important thing, if they something you don't like, put up a fight
me : hai
her : hai
me : wanna do something?
her : yeh sure
me : gets close
her : gets closer
both : sexytimes
her : hai
me : wanna do something?
her : yeh sure
me : gets close
her : gets closer
both : sexytimes