Its Dougggggdoug1988 wrote:
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15 more years! 15 more years!
Well the romans did their share of science aswell, though their culture was heavily copied from the greeks imo. They just improved it alot.SenorToenails wrote:
The Greeks did a lot and that cannot be denied, but the Romans did more. But, there is a reason that the 'classicists' of history study the Greek and Roman times.ATG wrote:
Greek, tbh.
If I had to make a comparison, I would be inclined to say that the Greeks were scientists and the Romans were engineers.Many of the Roman aqueducts are still around to look at today. How many of these others can say they stood the test of time?ATG wrote:
The aqueducts first appeared between 690- 1000 B.C. commissioned by King Sennacherib of Assyria to supply Nineveh, actually.
Romans were militaristic geniuses and indeed, very good engineers. Why they did more is also because they spread and gained knowledge through their military activity.
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inane little opines

No. The Romans got raped by fucking Jews/Christians and converted. Same goes for Europeans (and other people that beleive in their non-native Middle Eastern religions), not so strong now are we. I know that's a Nazi view but I agree with them on that, you should go back to your own religions instead of believing the nonsense from the Semitic peoples in the Middle East... No offence to any Christians/Muslims/Jews around here but, you fail.
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they did though.dayarath wrote:
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ummm slavery much?
It split the empire in two, literally.Mek-Stizzle wrote:
No. The Romans got raped by fucking Jews/Christians and converted. Same goes for Europeans (and other people that beleive in their non-native Middle Eastern religions), not so strong now are we. I know that's a Nazi view but I agree with them on that, you should go back to your own religions instead of believing the nonsense from the Semitic peoples in the Middle East... No offence to any Christians/Muslims/Jews around here but, you fail.

Wait, so knifar is gay for Russel Crowe? That's the point of this thread right? I'm interested in the Roman contributions to our world, but I don't necessarily appreciate it. What am I supposed to do, go give everyone in Rome a high five?
You speak of The Holy Roman Empire and Byzantium, yes?TheAussieReaper wrote:
It split the empire in two, literally.Mek-Stizzle wrote:
No. The Romans got raped by fucking Jews/Christians and converted. Same goes for Europeans (and other people that beleive in their non-native Middle Eastern religions), not so strong now are we. I know that's a Nazi view but I agree with them on that, you should go back to your own religions instead of believing the nonsense from the Semitic peoples in the Middle East... No offence to any Christians/Muslims/Jews around here but, you fail.
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Was it the Romans who architechural designed the arch. Without, the arch, my beloved McDonalds would not have the golden arches.
Isn't the M in McDonalds just a yellow M? The arch structure has more than likely been around for thousands of years before the Romans. The Romans just used it extensively and well.loubot wrote:
Was it the Romans who architechural designed the arch. Without, the arch, my beloved McDonalds would not have the golden arches.
What a coincidence - just got back from McD's I guess the original McDonald restaurants design were a pair of arches, one on each end of the building. wikiSuperior Mind wrote:
Isn't the M in McDonalds just a yellow M? The arch structure has more than likely been around for thousands of years before the Romans. The Romans just used it extensively and well.loubot wrote:
Was it the Romans who architechural designed the arch. Without, the arch, my beloved McDonalds would not have the golden arches.
HAIL CAESAR!!!
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The arch was around before, but only rubbish versions of it. The romans invented a way of constructing it using the "keystone". The centre stone in an arch that provides all the stability, that is why they used it so extensively- at the time it was the most stable construction option open to them.

Russel ponders over this "keystone" and wonders whether he can become a woman using it.
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ah for a sec, I thought this thread was going to get informative...back to Russel Crowe I Cnaightknifar wrote:
[url]http://www.maximumcrowe.net/images/whitesuit.jpeg[url]Russel ponders over this "keystone" and wonders whether he can become a woman using it.
this will be long and I don't care ... it's funny as hell and goddamn relevant.
FRANCIS: We're gettin' in through the underground heating system here, up through into the main audience chamber here, and Pilate's wife's bedroom is here. Having grabbed his wife, we inform Pilate that she is in our custody and forthwith issue our demands. Any questions?
COMMANDO XERXES: What exactly are the demands?
REG: We're giving Pilate two days to dismantle the entire apparatus of the Roman Imperialist State, and if he doesn't agree immediately, we execute her.
MATTHIAS: Cut her head off?
FRANCIS: Cut all her bits off. Send 'em back on the hour every hour. Show them we're not to be trifled with.
REG: Also, we're demanding a ten foot mahogany statue of the Emperor Julius Caesar with his dock hangin' out.
P.F.J.: laughing
LORETTA: What? They'll never agree to that, Reg.
REG: That's just a bar-- a bargaining counter. And of course, we point out that they bear full responsibility when we chop her up, and that we shall not submit to blackmail!
COMMANDOS: No blackmail!
REG: They've bled us white, the bastards. They've taken everything we had, and not just from us, from our fathers, and from our fathers' fathers.
LORETTA: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers.
REG: Yeah.
LORETTA: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers.
REG: Yeah. All right, Stan. Don't labour the point. And what have they ever given us in return?!
XERXES: The aqueduct?
REG: What?
XERXES: The aqueduct.
REG: Oh. Yeah, yeah. They did give us that. Uh, that's true. Yeah.
COMMANDO #3: And the sanitation.
LORETTA: Oh, yeah, the sanitation, Reg. Remember what the city used to be like?
REG: Yeah. All right. I'll grant you the aqueduct and the sanitation are two things that the Romans have done.
MATTHIAS: And the roads.
REG: Well, yeah. Obviously the roads. I mean, the roads go without saying, don't they? But apart from the sanitation, the aqueduct, and the roads--
COMMANDO: Irrigation.
XERXES: Medicine.
COMMANDOS: Huh? Heh? Huh...
COMMANDO #2: Education.
COMMANDOS: Ohh...
REG: Yeah, yeah. All right. Fair enough.
COMMANDO #1: And the wine.
COMMANDOS: Oh, yes. Yeah...
FRANCIS: Yeah. Yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left. Huh.
COMMANDO: Public baths.
LORETTA: And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now, Reg.
FRANCIS: Yeah, they certainly know how to keep order. Let's face it. They're the only ones who could in a place like this.
COMMANDOS: Hehh, heh. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
REG: All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
XERXES: Brought peace.
REG: Oh. Peace? Shut up!
FRANCIS: We're gettin' in through the underground heating system here, up through into the main audience chamber here, and Pilate's wife's bedroom is here. Having grabbed his wife, we inform Pilate that she is in our custody and forthwith issue our demands. Any questions?
COMMANDO XERXES: What exactly are the demands?
REG: We're giving Pilate two days to dismantle the entire apparatus of the Roman Imperialist State, and if he doesn't agree immediately, we execute her.
MATTHIAS: Cut her head off?
FRANCIS: Cut all her bits off. Send 'em back on the hour every hour. Show them we're not to be trifled with.
REG: Also, we're demanding a ten foot mahogany statue of the Emperor Julius Caesar with his dock hangin' out.
P.F.J.: laughing
LORETTA: What? They'll never agree to that, Reg.
REG: That's just a bar-- a bargaining counter. And of course, we point out that they bear full responsibility when we chop her up, and that we shall not submit to blackmail!
COMMANDOS: No blackmail!
REG: They've bled us white, the bastards. They've taken everything we had, and not just from us, from our fathers, and from our fathers' fathers.
LORETTA: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers.
REG: Yeah.
LORETTA: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers.
REG: Yeah. All right, Stan. Don't labour the point. And what have they ever given us in return?!
XERXES: The aqueduct?
REG: What?
XERXES: The aqueduct.
REG: Oh. Yeah, yeah. They did give us that. Uh, that's true. Yeah.
COMMANDO #3: And the sanitation.
LORETTA: Oh, yeah, the sanitation, Reg. Remember what the city used to be like?
REG: Yeah. All right. I'll grant you the aqueduct and the sanitation are two things that the Romans have done.
MATTHIAS: And the roads.
REG: Well, yeah. Obviously the roads. I mean, the roads go without saying, don't they? But apart from the sanitation, the aqueduct, and the roads--
COMMANDO: Irrigation.
XERXES: Medicine.
COMMANDOS: Huh? Heh? Huh...
COMMANDO #2: Education.
COMMANDOS: Ohh...
REG: Yeah, yeah. All right. Fair enough.
COMMANDO #1: And the wine.
COMMANDOS: Oh, yes. Yeah...
FRANCIS: Yeah. Yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left. Huh.
COMMANDO: Public baths.
LORETTA: And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now, Reg.
FRANCIS: Yeah, they certainly know how to keep order. Let's face it. They're the only ones who could in a place like this.
COMMANDOS: Hehh, heh. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
REG: All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
XERXES: Brought peace.
REG: Oh. Peace? Shut up!
Monty Python?PuckMercury wrote:
Long Post
but WHICH ONE I ask you ... WHICH ONE?!SenorToenails wrote:
Monty Python?PuckMercury wrote:
Long Post
I don't know off hand. I have heard parts of this before, so I knew it was Monty Python.PuckMercury wrote:
but WHICH ONE I ask you ... WHICH ONE?!
So close ... so close ... Wait 'til Bigus Dickus hears of this ... and his wife, Incontinentia Buttocks.
Google says "Life of Brian".PuckMercury wrote:
So close ... so close ... Wait 'til Bigus Dickus hears of this ... and his wife, Incontinentia Buttocks.
Judge says, "You cheated".
+1 for eff- outta karma? Sonofa ... well anyway, at least you not only picked up on the Python but had the wherewithall to properly execute your own freaking search. Well met, sir ... well met.
+1 for eff- outta karma? Sonofa ... well anyway, at least you not only picked up on the Python but had the wherewithall to properly execute your own freaking search. Well met, sir ... well met.
I agree, they did a lot of good things but also they did A LOT of bad things. There are two sides of the coin.XxRavenxX wrote:
just like every other race/country/empire...naightknifar wrote:
I never said invented.XxRavenxX wrote:
they invented food?
They brought alot of new and exciting foods into civilisation.
i figured this would be a good place to post this little bit of useless information:
today, in 753 BC, Romulus and Remus founded Rome........or so they say.....i guess you would have to buy into the whole "suckling she wolf" deal, but there you go.
today, in 753 BC, Romulus and Remus founded Rome........or so they say.....i guess you would have to buy into the whole "suckling she wolf" deal, but there you go.
Rome = Raped by Christians = Fail Empire
Same goes for Persia, except it's Muslims
And America, except it's Jews
Same goes for Persia, except it's Muslims
And America, except it's Jews
